Monthly Archives: February 2008

10 Reasons to choose Chocolate over Sex!!

Sex Vs ChocolateNanhe says—- always prefer sex over chocolate. This article is for those who cannot find sex. यह लेख केवल उनके लीए है, जो अभी तक मौके का इंतज़ार कर रहे हैं….

Its just to console their hearts and motivate them unless they “open their account”. Carry on with your search. All the Best……………….

  1. You can easily get a chocolate.
  2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
  3. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being labeled by names such as GAY or LESBIAN.
  4. The word “commitment” has no importance while having chocolate.
  5. With chocolate there’s no need to “fake it”.
  6. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can want.
  7. With chocolate size doesn’t matter.
  8. You can even ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
  9. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
  10. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

Guys Avoid Failure, this VALENTINE’s DAY!!

Nanhe couldn’t find a girl for himself till date, but he has studied a lot on how to seduce and attract the girl. He has been a failure when it comes to girls but you can try his tips and succeed. If you have really succeeded then just post a comment to let Nanhe know about that. Here goes our very own Nanhe.

Guys, before you can date women, you will first have to learn how to approach them and meet them. When you find a really hot girl that interests you, you can never take her on a date unless you go straight to her and use all your charm that you have mastered so you will not get rejected.

Valentine’s DayYou will not Spend Valentine’s Day Alone

  • If you are really serious about taking your success with women to a level you never ever dreamed possible. Check this out and I will tell you the reason you should avoid so you’ll never have to face failure again.
  • I haven’t used pheromones or colognes that they say do attract women when you use them, but I do know that their effects do die out. You have to realize that love is not something “instant”. It is something you build one brick at a time, invest hardwork and real emotions before you can reap results and be loved in return.
  • Picking up women can seem like a full time job for most men but if you know where and when you can go to find them, the choices of women you can get is endless. Go to where there are a lot of them!
  • Friendships with women are wonderful and some guys even have a girl for a best friend. These friendships are special in their own way BUT we all have to agree that being more than a friend to a really hot girl compares to nothing. Sources

Valentine If any girl who has read this and want to go on a date with Nanhe, do let him know. He is waiting and waiting……..

Inform Police about this Molester

Nanhe was very upset by the molestation incident that took place in Mumbai on New Year’s eve.

MolesterTHE JUHU police station has been on a wild goose chase over the last month. Trying to trace the prime accused in the New Year’s Eve molestation case near JW Marriott in Juhu.

The image of the prime accused – dressed in a white shirt over a red T-shirt – was splashed across newspapers and television channels after HT photographers caught the molestation on camera.

If you have any information about this man, call the Juhu police station on 022/ 26183856, 26184308 or 26184432

Together we can book this bloody idiot.

Successful FLIRTING is a stepping stone to “SUCCESS”

A seductive glance or a smart pickup line -all of us know that flirting is the crucial first step of the dating ladder. This vital interaction can either make or break our chances of developing new relationships.

FlirtFor some, flirting comes as naturally as breathing. For others, the mere thought is enough to make them tense. Many agree that one does not have to be a raving beauty or a stud to flirt successfully.. it’s only attitude. Eye contact Rahul, a diehard flirt professes, “Be positive, upbeat and self-confident.. and you’ll waste no time in attracting the opposite sex. If you’re not the confident sort, no one has to know that. Project an air of confidence by standing up straight with your chin held high and shoulders pulled back.”

Sonal feels that eye contact is a great way to flirt across the room, if one is too shy to approach the person. She adds, “This might entice the person to make the first move. Combined with a cheerful smile, this is the best way to look approachable and attract someone without saying a word.”

She feels that you have to give the impression that you’re having a good time.. people find you more attractive. For the bold sort, there’s the tried-and-tested ‘break the ice by making conversation’. But some argue that it’s difficult to carry on a Flirtconversation if the answers received are in monosyllables. Physical contact So the trick is to ask questions that require a longer response. Kunal, a self-proclaimed flirt feels that slight physical contact can work wonders. “If you are in a crowded place and it’s hard to hear, lean forward and rest your hand very lightly on the other person’s arm while he or she is talking to you.

“If the person does not approve of this, he or she will pull away. Look out for these signals and back off if necessary. You shouldn’t come across as a creep or get slapped,” he ends with a laugh. Common interests According to experts, after you’ve managed to strike a conversation, it’s important to show genuine interest in what the person is saying. Looking into the distance with glazed eyes and an offhand “yeah,” every now and then will not take you anywhere.

But nothing works like sharing common interests. Kunal liked a girl in college and made his moves after checking out her interests. He was lucky to discover that they had common interests.

Prachi married Harish after going around with him for four years. It was love at first sight for them but they were too shy to express it. Prachi laughs, “I knew he wanted to talk to me. He’s shy and I’m the reserved sort.. so none of us could make the first move. Charm appeal After a point, she got very desperate to talk to him. One day she wore a bright T-shirt with a catchy message on it. It worked. She laughs, “I can easily recommend my tried-and-tested formula to those in a similar situation.”

For many, flirting with someone doesn’t necessarily mean they want to hit the sheets with that person. It’s just a mood-booster. They never fail to compliment even a 70-year-old or flash a smile at a waiter or liftman. The bottom line is – you never know who’s watching you. Your charm could be working on a cute bystander unawares.

Source: HT Cafe