Monthly Archives: May 2008

Terror Strikes Again and “हम आतंकी घटना की निंदा करते हैं!!”

Manmohan SinghManmohan Singh, The Prime Minister of India condemning terrorist attack is no small thing. He yet again condemned the terror strikes but has till date failed to do anything substantial to enhance internal security. हर आतंकी घटना के बाद हम यही सुनते हैं कि भारत आतंकियों के सामने नतमस्तक नहीं होगा, पर मैं पूछना चाहता हूँ की सरकार ने क्या किया है गुनाहगारों को सजा देने के लिए अभी तक!

Then also CONDEMNING the terror is also not a mean achievement. Right?

@ the immediate repurcussion, the terrorists are forced to disclose their identity;

@ had there been no condemnation, there would be such attacks every other day;

@ such condemnation heals the wounds of the victims and their families;

@ such condemnation boost the morale of the defence personnel;

@ such condemnation invariably secures the border;

@ such condemnation put the terrorists on the back foot;

@ in the bargain the PM negotiate personal enimity with the terrorists;

@ such condemnation save the life of millions of people;

@ condemning is not so easy as it is ordinarily presumed. It requires courage and conviction, an inner desire to protect the lives of people, to the best of one’s abilities.

Sheyla Hershey- Wants even Bigger Breasts!!

Sheyla HersheySheyla Hershey, a 28-year-old wife and mother from Houston, has had 8 surgeries on her breast to get them to their current size of FFF. Sheyla has around 2 quarts of silicone in each breasts and she wants more!
Brazil native Sheyla Hershey, already listed in the Guiness Book of World Records for having the largest breast implants, is after the top prize, the record for the world’s largest breasts.

Currently held by Lolo Ferrari, that record is within Hershey’s reach if she can stretch a Texas law just like she does those massive 34FFF breasts. Lolo Ferrari currently holds the world record for the largest breast implants and according to the Guinness Book of Records, each of her breasts weighed 6.2 lbs. Ferrari died in 2000.

Seems that Texas prohibits breast implants containing more than 1,000 cubic centimeters of silicone for fear of scar tissue forming due to the strain of carrying more than a qiart of silicone in each breast.
1. Texas state law limits each breast to 1,000 cubic centimeters of silicone
2. Medical risks: Back and shoulder pain, scar tissue and the possible failure to detect underlying breast cancer.

Sheyla Hershey- Wants even Bigger Breasts!!Sheyla Hershey Quote
“I want to look better each day, every day Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true.”

Now isn’t that something very weird or it is just the case where a person is chasing a dream without caring for the life. whatever be the case, one thing is clear– Bigger is Better. Ha Ha!!

What are your views??

More info, Pics and Videos of Sheyla Hershey here.

Arguing with FEMALES!

FemaleArguing with girls, like yoga, is a meaningless and inane exercise. A lot of guys hate doing it, most notably because it never seems like we can win. But you can win. Here’s how.

Step 1. Abandon all logic. Girls don’t use it, and you certainly shouldn’t allow it to handicap you.
Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect of it. Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole fuckin’ Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistry humor, right?)

Step 3. Don’t be afraid to take cheap shots. Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? That’s their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a fat ass, small boobs, an ugly face, disorienting facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a genuinely awful person.

Step 4. Cite precedent. Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to to see what “precedent” meant.

Step 5. Interrupt her. Don’t let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It’s hilarious, too. They get all frazzled.

Step 6. Don’t take her seriously. Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off all communication with her. If a girl can’t find you, she can’t continue arguing about bullshit. Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change if you must.

Step 8. Don’t be fooled by “Let’s stop arguing please.” That’s their way of making you let your guard down, so they can swoop in after you’re worn down. Instead, say something like “Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me.” Pisses them off. Just trust me.

Step 9. Compare her unfavorably with another girl. This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they simply abhor. Tell her something like, “Lisa is so much more compassionate than you.” Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly.

Step 10. Don’t be intimidated by the water works. That’s their ultimate contingency, knowing that guys can’t deal with a crying girl. Stay strong, don’t let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay scenes from “Office Space” in your head if you must.

Step 11. Bust out, “I don’t feel like fighting. I’ve proven my point.” Then stop. Leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy’s natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl’s is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and won’t budge, their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to shit. Again, mind games.

Step 12. Ask her if she’s on the rag. Self-explanatory.

Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she’s just like her mother. It’s an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument.

Remember, girls are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men have out-thought, out-invented, and out-created women in every facet of existence. Isn’t it about time we won an argument for once? Gentlemen, that time is now.

Disclaimer: This article is intended not for any offence and is just published for comic and fun reading.
Source: Pointsincase