Monthly Archives: February 2009

2009’s Sexiest Women

1>, the wiki-based online hub of the world’s most famous women, has revealed who the 100 most wanted women in 2009 are. The Top 100 winners are mostly Australians, and they include supermodel Miranda Kerr and actress Isla Fisher, reports the Daily Telegraph.

The women were among the most downloaded and searched ladies on the Internet. We bring you the top five, in reverse order.

At number five is former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson, who at 41, can still give the younger lot of lissome bodies a run for their money.

Text: ANI

2> At number four is Kim Kardashian, who is better known for her social life, sex tape scandal, feud with radio personality Ana Kasparian, and her role on the E! reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

In the picture: Kim on the cover of Playboy.

3> She’s always been hot, motherhood notwithstanding. And her hotness has been celebrated and acknowledged in Maxim’s Hot 100 selection, AskMen’s 99 Most Desirable Women in 2006 and FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World in 2007.

In the picture: Alba in a scene from The Love Guru.

4> Unlike Pamela, this British model’s assets have not been surgically uplifted thus earning them the title of ‘the most beautiful all-natural pair in Britain.’

Lucy on the cover of Raph magazine.

5> The queen of hotness still reigns. Let’s see if the newly single star of Transformers [she called off her engagement with fiance Brian Austin Green] can maintain FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World.

Megan on the cover of FHM magazine.

Source: Rediff

Champ Vs Dogs!!

You all must be knowing that in our group champ is often referred as “DOG” or “KUTTA”. This is partly because his face is so much similar to that of dogs!!(See image)

(No insult meant to dogs though :D)

This weekend Champ, Satan and our very own Nanhe met at Marine Drive where they were having complete fun. There is so much happening in Satan’s and Nanhe’s life but our champ is still lagging far and far behind. This bloody dog was very jealous watching his “brothers” going around at Marine Drive. The champ was furious with the “privileges” being enjoyed by his “brothers”.
He was very upset seeing all this:

1> His “brothers” were chained but they were walking with few really hot chics while our champ still goes with satan and nanhe. Will you believe this, This bloody “dog” has turned into a gay!!
2> His other regret was that his “brothers” are living in and around the town area. They come every evening for walk while champ finds time only on weekends!!
3> An unoffical “survey” says that on an average a family spends around Rs 500/- to Rs 1000/- per day on fooding of his “brothers” while our champ is still trying to find ways to earn two meals a day. This is champ’s expediture for a month. मेरे लिए कुछ भी रूखा सूखा मिल जाए बस बहुत होता है! और यह यहाँ पर राजा की तरह जीते हैं!!
4> He is also not happy that few of his “brothers” have appeared for TV Commercials while a camera gets virus whenever his photo is clicked!!
5> His “brothers” roam around with sexy aunties, go on drive in luxury cars and even get chance to sleep with them. Our champ also does the same but only in his dreams. What a big looser he is!!

But the problem with our champ is that he does not understands that in this society there is a big gap between the one who have and have not. Our champ belongs to the former category and can be compared to stray dogs and it is legal to kill them. His “brothers” are the one belonging to the elite group where his “brothers” if owned by some celebrity can make news for weirdest of the reasons.

Ha ha…..

Valentino Bash!!

This Valentine’s Day was different for Nanhe. For last 23 years, Nanhe has either celebrated this day with his “boy-friends” or have out and out “opposed” the day as many other organizations do.It is basically a nothing but the frustration that creeps in such people due to no girls in their life. They become so jealous with the ones who have a girl friend!!

But the February 14th, 2009 will be a remarkable day because, Nanhe went with a girl. Would you believe this? Our very own Nanhe went with a girl!!!! It is indeed very shocking and so many of Nanhe’f friends are just not willing to believe.

There are many reasons for the same because despite all the efforts in last 23 years, Nanhe couldn’t get any girl. The people who have spent time with him that how great a duffer our Nanhe is. This bloody idiot literally shivers while talking to girls. So what sudden transformation he has undergone that he has hit the ball out of boundary. It is really very difficult to say and if this news is true then many of  his friends are sure to commit the suicide.

Imagine our stupid Nanhe going around with a girl and we are still hanging with boys.
Have we really turned into gays!!
How come all of sudden Nanhe got so lucky. For last 5 years he has celebrated this day with me and now he has ditched me. If there is girl in his life probably he thinks that we are out classed!!!! Hw is not wrong eithere. Ha ha….
Then How Nanhe got so much courage to give a RED ROSE to a girl. This just does not goes with the “AWESOME personality” of our Nanhe. (pun intended)
I am willing to believe that Nanhe has got a girl. But who so ever that girl is, Is she blind?? or this LOVE IS BLIND.

Sorry but i am still in total disbelief. Right now our champ is with Nanhe and we will wait to listen from him and see if he has any confirmation about this news.

The Global Economic Slump!!

Today was perhaps a day when i was low on energy after a very long time. The two main reasons behind this were:

1> The fact that many of my close friends will either be leaving the company or not be coming to office for long time.

2> I was in pensive mood after bit of frustration at my work.

The mere thought about my friends after company announced the so called “virtual bench” thing left me cogitative. After the decision was conveyed, I talked to Milo, Vishy, Deshmukh Saheb. Though they all pretended to be relaxed, I can feel the pain/dejection/disappointment.

All have become the victim of the economic slump. The reason why am i still safe is not that i am better than others but sheer luck, that I am working on the project. But these people didn’t even got the chance to get on to the project.

There were many people from my college. I know many of them personally. A year back when we were placed we were just so happy and relaxed. Then we finally joined the company. After the initial days of training, I had a healthy relations with all and few became very close to me. For an individual living alone away from the family, friends are the greatest support. I am lucky to have some really great friends in company.

– Vishy is very close.

– Milo is one of the best chap. We and he really gel very well.

– Hiren helped me during our training, and slowly we shared a good rapport with each other.

– Deshmukh is gem of a person. A person who can inspire you the way to live. He smiled all along the way. I and he laughed so much on ourself. We could convey each other anything through movement of eyes. J

– Taran is very good at heart.

– Gautam is just a wonderful person. He could understand many of my hidden words/gestures very easily. A very jolly person.

– I regard Sheetal as very strong girl. She came strongly every time.

– Denis and i hardly talked during the training. But I have been with him for the last three months. Believe me, he is just too good. A guy so simple, sincere, committed and innocent. It was extremely disheartening to see him leaving. He worked so much for the portal in CLPS. It really came as a shock to me when he was also called for the meeting on 2nd. He deserved to be in a project.

Today as I walked into the office, I was pre-occupied with my work and I rushed to my work station. As the time passed, I could feel something for which I dont have any proper word.

After tea break as I shook hands with Gautam and Sheetal I was down in mouth. Their eyes conveyed so much and I was just helpless. I rushed from the canteen. At my desk, Denis and I were chatting when as usual, Denis said ” Shit, it is 5:30″. He always remained so absorbed in his work that he will leave at 5:30 only. Today also he laughed as always very lively. We wished each other and he left with a big smile on his face. But I had tears in my eyes. I am wondering what will happen when I will get back tomorrow and see the chair beside me. Denis has become a part of my professional life. He will not be there tomorrow!!!! Deshmukh called me at 5:55pm but I was doing work and my phone was silent. I was unable to attend the call. After 10 minutes when I called him back, he has already left the office. Just talked on phone and he said “Yaad rakhna”. I have hardly  missed a call!!

I don’t know about what the future has in store for me and all my friends. But i just wish and pray from bottom of my heart that they are able to overcome this real difficult time and move on with greater success. May mighty God give them courage and inducement to win all the way. I also want to ensure each of them that I will always be there for them.

I want to read a short poem for all my friends:

When things go wrong as they sometimes will;

When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill;

When the funds are low, and the debts are high;

And you want to smile, but you have to sigh;

When care is pressing you down a bit

Rest if you must, but don’t you quit.

Success is failure turned inside out;

The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;

And you can never tell how close you are;

It may be near when it seems afar.

So, stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit –

It’s when things go wrong that you mustn’t quit.