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Nanhe’s First Night!

It has been almost an year since Nanhe is working in a Software Firm. Today is his debut. A debut of full night at office. The Board Members (PL/PM) have gone for picnic. Wow!! 😛 😛
So the team is playing without any officials. There are captains who are trying to motivate their respective teams. Nanhe is independent player though :)
He is neither developer nor tester. He is Configuration Manager.

So, Nanhe has decided to give you regular update on the same 😛
Hope Nanhe will have nice time @ office. He is alone with 16 GUYS. Oh My God, Nanhe loves the company of guys. :) 😉

9:30pm: All guys are charged up. Nanhe has dobne his work so he is free for some time. Rest are busy in closing and testing the defects. Oh what is this. A couple of guys are playing computer game. Well, it is a good stress buster.
ha ha The AC’s will not be working. So security has provided 4 table fans.
Nanhe is ready to have great party tonight. Company ke paise par aish. Pel ke chicken khaayega lagta hai aaj!!

9:50pm: Nanhe has just read the HR Policies regarding the reimbursement for working late. Total food reimbursement is Rs 150/- So, Nanhe will try his level best to eat worth this amount at least. Dinner is being planned. Lets’ see when will he go!

10:10pm: Leaving for Dinner. :)

11:50pm: Back from Dinner. Had awesome food and gossip.
Had Chicken Roast, Chicken Moghlai, Chicken Tikka and Chicken Biryani along with cold drinks and roti. Finally a full Meetha Paan. Yummie!! 😛
Everyone was surprised seeing our bloody idiot and slim Nanhe eating so much. Saale ne poora Paisa Vasoola!!!!!!
There were gossips:
1> Incentives mostly arriving with next month’s salary
2> There will be pay hike but only variable component. Thus there will be hardly any change in in-hand part.
3> College and Hostel Bhaks.
4> The role of PL/PM in project.
5> Nanhe’s entertainment

12:37am: Nanhe just called her sister in Hyderabad and wished her birthday. Did some timepass. The team is busy with onsite calls, defects and testing. Nanhe is having fun. His girlfriend promised to call in 5 minutes an hour ago. Nanhe is still searching for that watch which his gf is referring.
Arre yeh kya. Nanhe ke liye kaam aa gaya. Bahut Khoob.

1:20am: Nanhe finished with the job of branching. Now busy reading few articles on rediff. Few guys are yawning while few are trying their best to resolve the defects. Nanhe has entertained few of them with his pakau shayris.

2:15am: Time is passing by very fast. Nanhe is busy reading newspapers. There was a song session in last hour. Nanhe played songs like Kabza, Lakshya, few sad songs. There was entertainment from songs like Emotional Attyachar Gaali waala version, Sutta etc. All are enjoying and cracking jokes from time to time. Nanhe tried to sleep but woke up after 15 minutes.

3:30am: A latest dump was imported. Pointed a new application on that. Gave some Errors but now its hopefully resolved. Few guys have slept. This sleep is damn infectious. Nanhe is also feeling very sleepy. He must take a nap now. Now it is getting challenging for everyone to awake and complete work.

4:50am: Nanhe had awesome sleep for 70 minutes. Duw to some error, he was called as NSG for 26/11  by his project mates. The error was resolved in 10 minutes. Meanwhile, Kattu was dancing to reduce stress and others were laughing and enjoying. More than 5 people have gone to sleep.

5:50am: A hot tea was brought and Nanhe listened to few good songs on his cell. There is no work for him now except for support. :)

7am: It appears that all the work by developers is done. Some Testing is remaining only. Half of guys are already slept and will now take leave.

7:55am: Nanhe is finally leaving.

8:40am: Nanhe has reached home. Now lot of work to do. He has to meet Rao, Satan, finish with the court work, shopping, etc. Lets hope Nanhe is able to finish all his tasks today.

Have a great day ahead………….. :) :)

नन्हे की प्रेम कहानी, इंडिया टीवी की जुबानी!!

आज हम पेश कर रहे है ऐसी प्रेम कहानी जिसके बारे में आपने कभी नहीं सोचा होगा!!
एक ऐसी कहानी जिस पर कोई नहीं कर सकता यकीन!! शायद ही किसी ने सोचा होगा ऐसा भी आएगा एक दिनों !! आगे आप पढेंगे एक ऐसी हकीकत जो आपको अपने बाल खींचने पे  मजबूर कर देगी!! काहीं जाएगा नहीं इसे बिना पूरा पढ़े!! अब हम आपके सामने ला रहें  हैं नन्हे के जीवन की हकीकत!!क्या नया हुआ है नन्हे के जीवन में??

नन्हे के जीवन में एक कन्या प्रवेश कर चुकी है!!जी हाँ!!
यह सच है की नन्हे भी किसी को पसंद करता है!! और भी ताज्जुब की बात है की नन्हे लड़की को पसंद करता है!! :) आज हम आपको बताएँगे उस लड़की का नाम!! हम आपको बताएँगे कैसे हुआ शुरू नन्हे और उस लड़की का अजीब-ओ-गरीब किस्सा!!!हम आपको बताएँगे कैसे परवान चढा नन्हे और उस लड़की का प्यार!!

सिर्फ हम आपको बता सकते है कहा और कैसे मिलते हैं वो दोनों!! तो ध्यान से पढिये!! यह एक सचाई है की नन्हे को हो गया है प्यार!!दीवाना हो गया है नन्हे उसके प्यार में!! जी हाँ, बेशुमार प्यार करता है नन्हे उससे!! उसका नाम जानना चाहेंगे न आप?? उसका नाम है “मैगी”!!शायद उसका नाम सुनके आपको कुछ याद आया हो!! अगर नहीं याद आया तो  हकीकत का सबूत देखने के लिए पढिये “Rain, Romance and YAA!!!” वाले blog पे मैगी के कमेंट्स!! तब शायद आप भी मानने पे मजबूर हो जाए की वो  मैगी ही है जिसने नन्हे का दिल चुरा लिया है!! और हमारे सूत्रों से हमें पता चला है की मैगी और नन्हे का प्यार एक मज़ाक से शुरू हुआ!! जी हाँ!! हमारे लिए भी यह मन्ना मुश्किल है के मज़ाक से शुरू  हुआ प्यार इतना गहरा हो गया!!

शुरू शुरू में, उन्ही की जुबां में, वो दोनों “Conscious Efforts” कर रहे थे!! वो Conscious efforts यह जानने के लिए की क्या वो एक दुसरे के लिए बने है?? पर अब वो प्रेम उस सीमा तक पहुँच गया है की उनको अलग करना शायद नामुमकिन हो!! अब तो यह हाल हो गया है की हर पल वो साथ गुजारना चाहते है!! यहाँ तक की सुबह का नाश्ता, खाना और शाम की चाय भी साथ ही में पीते हैं!! नन्हे और मैगी का घर एक दुसरे से बहुत दूर है, इसीलिए वो दो दीवाने रात के खाने के लिए नहीं मिल सकते!! पहले तो हाल ये था की सप्ताह में एक बार वो कोई समुद्र किनारे या सिनेमा घर जाते थे!! और कई बार अपनी ऑफिस के पीछे हाथ में हाथ डाले चलते थे!! इसी ने उन दोनों को इतना करीब ला दिया ये हम मानते हैं!!

बात करने से रिश्ते मज़बूत होते हैं यह आज नन्हे और मैगी के प्यार की दास्तान ने साबित कर दिया है!!नन्हे ने वैलेंटाइन’स डे पे मैगी को लाल गुलाब भी दिया था!!नन्हे ने तब अपने जीवन में पहली बार एक Red Rose खरीदा था!! उसी दिन पहली बार नन्हे मैगी के साथ  बांद्रा के बैंडस्टैंड गया था!!Bandstand वही जगह है जिसे सब दीवानों का बसेरा कहता है!! अगर नन्हे और मैगी की सुने तो उनका कहना है की “सिल्वर बीच” उनकी सबसे पसंदीदा जगह है!! नन्हे और मैगी को वहां सूरज की आँखों में आखें डाले और पानी के बहाव से खेलना अत्यंत पसंद है!! उनका कहना है की सिल्वर बीच पे समुद्र की गहराई ने ही उनके प्यार को गहरा किया है!!यह सब पढ़ के आपको लग रहा होगा की नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार बहुत ही सरलता से बढ़ रहा है!! जी हाँ, यह एक सच्चाई है!! लेकिन एक सच्चाई और है!! सरलता से बढ़ते हुए प्यार में कई बार कठिनाई भी आई है!! कई बार नन्हे और मैगी के बीच कहा सुनी भी हुई है!! इसी के साथ एक और सच्चाई है की हर कठिनाइयों के बाद नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार और गहरा हुआ है!!कुदरत ने भी नन्हे और मैगी के प्यार की कई परीक्षा ली है!!जब भी नन्हे और मैगी ने कहीं जाने का निर्णय लिया मुश्किलें कड़ी हुई है!! उतने ही निर्दयी हैं नन्हे के project वाले!!शायद उनको समझ जाता था नन्हे और मैगी मिलने की सोच रहे हैं!! हर वक़्त तभी वो नन्हे को ऑफिस बुलाया जाता था!! नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार हर कसौटी पर खरा उतरा!!उन्होंने बिना कुछ निर्णय किये ही मिलने का ठान लिया!! हर बार उनका फिर यूँही मिलन होता गया!! उनके मुताबिक उस मिलन में जो मज़ा था वो दुसरे मिलन से कहीं ज्यादा था!! वैसे ही एक दिन नन्हे मैगी के घर गया था!!उस दिन के हसीं लम्हों के बारे में आपने “Rain, Romance and YAA!!!” में पढ़ा ही होगा!! जाते जाते हमारी ओर से नन्हे और मैगी को ढेर सारी शुभकामनायें!! हम भगवान् से प्रार्थना करते हैं की उनका प्यार बढ़ता रहे!! नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार आखरी परवान तक पहुंचे यही हमारी कामना है!!
हम नन्हे और मैगी के बारे में आपको समाचार देते रहेंगे, ये हमारा हमारे पाठकों को वादा है!!

Rain, Romance and YAAAAAAAA!!

Last Saturday, Nanhe has planned to go on date after long time with his girl friend. But due to some official commitment that didn’t materialized. Nanhe left the office in even 5-30 pm and called his girl friend. After some discussion they decided to meet at NP. Nanhe called champ as well. He asked champ to be on time. For the past few meeting champ has always been coming late and that let Nanhe become furious on the bloody idiot, CHAMP.

That day champ reached the meeting point on time. Nanhe and his girl friend later reached together. Nanhe made champ wait for more than 30 minutes. That score was settled that day. Thereafter, champ, Nanhe and his girl friend did some time pass. Then all of sudden it started raining. It was very romantic weather with nice drizzle and violent sea. Hence Nanhe enjoyed with his girl friend full on.

Then after spending quality time, Nanhe and champ decided to leave. But Nanhe’s gf asked them to come to her place. Nanhe was initially reluctant but then champ agreed and Nanhe reached his “sasural”. Ha ha :)

Nanhe’s “sasural waala’s” are very friendly. Champ and Nanhe enjoyed their hospitality. Then there was carrom match being played with Nanhe/his girl on one side and Champ/Nanhe’s saali on the other. :)

What followed in carrom was unbelievable. Champ was playing like a true champ of carrom. Nanhe just couldn’t believe that. Moreover, champ in process to impress Nanhe’s saali was speaking English. Imagine, our villager champ speaking English. It was just a shock hearing an idiot speaking English. Nanhe lost all the matches. In 5 matches Nanhe could score only 4 coins. 😛 They lost badly but it was fun. That carrom allowed even more quality time for Nanhe with his girl and her family. It was fun. Then after 1.5 hours, Nanhe and champ left for dinner. While leaving, Nanhe’ saali just said that “Do Come Again.” Champ was at the door and he blushingly said, “YAAAAAAAAA”.

Nanhe ne fir champ ki bahut li. Saala Angrezi bol kar impress kar raha tha.:) 

Nanhe’s girl also accompanied him to the near Pav Bhaji shop. They waited for half an hour to get the seat. That allowed even more time together. They had their dinner. It started raining again. Nanhe dropped his girl to her home under single umbrella. It was such a great evening. The events that unfolded that day were too good. Firstly, their was no plan to meet. Then they met. Then they spend time at NP, then at his Sasural and then had dinner as well.

All in all, a perfect date with fun and masti. :) :)

Sankat City @ Uday

Nanhe was suppose to go to for meeting with our Mity. But because of rains that meeting was canceled and Nanhe ended up landing at champ’s place. There was no work for both of them. At 12 noon, Nanhe asked champ to go for some movie. Nanhe was in favor of Shortkut at Sahkar Plaza but champ was not willing due to financial constraints. Champ then told Nnahe that only Sankat City has got good reviews and we should watch that only. We searched BT and found that the nearest cinema it was available was at Uday Cinema in Ghatkopar(W). Nanhe called the theater and enquired about show timings and cost of a ticket. The manager replied it was 20/25 bucks. Nanhe was left shocked and thought it will not be a theater but a video hall sort of. After long discussion champ and Nanhe left the home at 12-20pm. They reached to the cinema and found it to be the one destroyed during the British period. Anyways they bought the ticket and enetered the balcony of the cinema hall. There was total darkness as the movie has begun and there was no one to guide. You can sit anywhere. Nanhe and champ were about to sit when only uncle in cinema hall said that “Wo kursi tooti hai.” They moved a row ahead. Again uncle shouted “Wo gandi hai.” The theater in itself was “so clean” that it didn’t mattered whether the chair were clean or not. The movie started and the screen was divided into two. The upper half of the characters in film was visible on lower half of the screen. Then as time passed by the screen was back to normal. First, Nanhe as always was abusing champ for coming to such a shabby cinema hall but the movie was really funny and so it gripped both Nanhe and champ. Then came the interval. This was the first time that they got opportunity to look around the theater. Awesome man!! The chairs, the screen, the fans, etc. There were 10 people in balcony. The tubelight was also defected and was dancing. After watching the fim, champ and Nanhe left the theater laughing on movie and the cinema hall and yet another stupidity that they did.

But the film is really PAISA VASOOL.

Some Facts about Women!!

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don’t understand”.

4. Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

8. Women don’t need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.

10. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

12. Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.

13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an “on/off” switch.

14. Women think all beer is the same.

15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

16. Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

18. Women brush their hair before bed.

19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you’ll have a pretty good idea about how she’ll be in bed.

20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.

21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility, “It’s there in the Bible”. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

22. Women do not know anything about cars. “Oil- stick, oil doesn’t stick?”

23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

24. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

28. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

29. Women don’t try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don’t fall asleep afterwards.

30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

32. The first naked man a women see is “Ken”.

33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.

34. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.

35. “Oh, nothing,” has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

36. Lewis Carroll’s Caterpillar had nothing on women.

37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

38. All women are overweight by definition; don’t agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don’t bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.

39. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, “What did you do?”

40. Only women understand the reason for “guest towels” and the “good china”.

41. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.

42. Origin of the word “woman” is: woo-man.

43. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)

44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they “left the seat up” instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.

45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

46. Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don’t see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?

47. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.

48. It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay. You don’t see straight men dancing together.

49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don’t hear men say, “Oh-my-GOD, there’s another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!

Source: Itscupid