Nanhe Nawaab

Manmohan Singh, The Prime Minister of India condemning terrorist attack is no small thing. He yet again condemned the terror strikes but has till date failed to do anything substantial to enhance internal security. हर आतंकी घटना के बाद हम यही सुनते हैं कि भारत आतंकियों के सामने नतमस्तक नहीं होगा, पर मैं पूछना चाहता हूँ की सरकार ने क्या किया है गुनाहगारों को सजा देने के लिए अभी तक!

Then also CONDEMNING the terror is also not a mean achievement. Right?

@ the immediate repurcussion, the terrorists are forced to disclose their identity;

@ had there been no condemnation, there would be such attacks every other day;

@ such condemnation heals the wounds of the victims and their families;

@ such condemnation boost the morale of the defence personnel;

@ such condemnation invariably secures the border;

@ such condemnation put the terrorists on the back foot;

@ in the bargain the PM negotiate personal enimity with the terrorists;

@ such condemnation save the life of millions of people;

@ condemning is not so easy as it is ordinarily presumed. It requires courage and conviction, an inner desire to protect the lives of people, to the best of one’s abilities.

Nanhe was very upset by the molestation incident that took place in Mumbai on New Year’s eve.

THE JUHU police station has been on a wild goose chase over the last month. Trying to trace the prime accused in the New Year’s Eve molestation case near JW Marriott in Juhu.

The image of the prime accused - dressed in a white shirt over a red T-shirt - was splashed across newspapers and television channels after HT photographers caught the molestation on camera.

If you have any information about this man, call the Juhu police station on 022/ 26183856, 26184308 or 26184432

Together we can book this bloody idiot.

India has produced a legacy of brave hearts since times immemorial. Probably there is not enough space to measure their sacrifices. However, we cannot close our eyes to those people who have made our country proud by excelling in their own fields and bringing us international recognition. Bharat Ratna is the highest civilian honour, given for exceptional service towards advancement of Art, Literature and Science, and in recognition of Public Service of the highest order.

RK Laxman once said that if the politicians stopped speaking, then that would ruin a Cartoonist’s profession. Indian politicians once again demonstrated how stupid they can be. They are now fighting for “their candidates” to be the next Bharat Ratna - the highest civilian award. If Nanhe has to select the winner then he will select the “JAWAN” of Indian Armed Forces. Their victories and sacrifices are talked about by the common people. They fight without complaints and do not let grudges against bureaucratic injustices linger, for the sake of the motherland. But the controversy has devalued the award and Nanhe considers our Jawan to be above the stature of Bharat Ratna.

Advani suggests Vajpayees name for Bharat Ratna
Left growls then purrs about Jyoti Basu
Maya ‘Demands’ Bharat Ratna for Kanshi Ram
Orissa CM seeks Bharat Ratna for Biju Patnaik
RJD wants Bharat Ratna for some Karpuri Thakur(how dare you don’t know him !)
RLD asks for Bharat Ratna to Chaudhary Charan Singh.
Congress all for giving it either to Sonia’s greyhound or none else.

If this is the case where anyone can suggests the name then i will suggests Nanhe’s name for this “PRESTIGIOUS AWARD”. So what are the reasons to confer the award to Nanhe?

• Nanhe is not backed by any political party and perhaps this is the prime reason.
• Nanhe has very clean public image and very few people know him. So there is no scope for any controversy.
• Nanhe is not an OPPORTUNIST like our POLITICIAN. Nanhe is a leopard which never changes its colour. We all are very familiar with the word used for our “Beloved Politicians” (it is mentioned at the end). So i guess Leopard is a better choice!!
• Nanhe might not have done something very significant for the country but in his short span of his life so far he has done more than our politicians.
• Nanhe meets you all every week and not like the other nominees who will meet you only during election time.
• If the Public Voting is used to decide the winner then Nanhe is ultimate winner because public certainly won’t vote for any stupid politician.
• Nanhe has no criminal or corruption charges levied against him.
• Nanhe entertains you through his posts and not like the others in the race who have only troubled you.
• Bharat Ratna is given to those who have made their country proud, of course in positive direction. Sadly, the political nominees loose automatically as they have hardly done anything for the country.
• The one question which every one is asking is that why only politicians have been named in the list? As Nanhe is not a politician it will be good if he can be awarded.

It’s really sad to be part of a democracy where awards are chased by a pack of mad dogs (read politicians). They should rather be talking about development and important issues that plague the country. There is no dearth of award-seekers in this country. It is common knowledge that every year the Centre and all State Governments are besieged with self-recommendations for the various Padma awards as well as what State Governments award. It is pathetic to see people, some of them considered very honourable and respectable otherwise, carrying their own resumes to Ministers and whomever they feel can help them get an award.
Sorry Sir even if Nanhe is selected for this honour he will refuse it.

ई ससुरा चैपलवा ने हमार भेजा खराब कर दीया है!! कुछ भी बके जात है ससुर का नाती! ऐसे लोगों को लात मार कर भगा देना बेहतर है!

Let me tell you that I am a staunch supporter of Indian Cricket and won’t accept any illogical and personal abuses towards my team, rather our team.

Chappell surely has a nuisance value. To be honest, it’s quite tempting to blame him for everything that has been going wrong around the world. The idiot is saying that he was racially abused and has accused BCCI of cover-up. According to him, he got and “old” and “flawed” team for the World Cup 2007 and similar crap.

Let me tell you that I am a staunch supporter of Indian Cricket and won’t accept any illogical and personal abuses towards our team. Chappell’s two-year stint with Team India was more about mudslinging and muckraking than managing the side. Greg Chappell’s time as the coach of the Indian cricket team will always be remembered for all the wrong reasons.

He is an unscrupulous, dishonest person; a scoundrel to say the least because he never accepted his follies while his tenure as Indian Coach. He was in India to hog some limelight and nothing else. It was evident from the way he managed the team. His doctrine of “perform or perish” ensured that team is torn apart. He made headlines for silly reasons such as showing the middle finger in Kolkata, commenting on Parliamentarians that “the parliamentarians were paid to hurl accusations at the coach because the team was losing”, etc.

Now that the Indian team is doing well again, it seems he just cannot digest this fact and advances made by India recently in the cricketing arena. What a timing to hog the limelight yet again. India were on the verge of clinching the series against arch-rivals Pakistan, when his stupid statements started to appear in the media. Glorifying the magnanimous Greg Chappell, the Australian newspaper Herald Sun says

“Despite the disillusionment and the many frustrations, he is still trying to help a nation in which cricket is treated like a religion”

A big favour indeed. Oh! What will India do without you Mr Greg Chappell?

Now that the Indian team is doing well again, it seems he just cannot digest this fact and advances made by India recently in the cricketing arena. What a timing to hog the limelight yet again. India were on the verge of clinching the series against arch-rivals Pakistan, when his stupid statements started to appear in the media. चैपल को publicity से मतलब है बस….Glorifying the magnanimous Greg Chappell, the Australian newspaper Herald Sun says

“Despite the disillusionment and the many frustrations, he is still trying to help a nation in which cricket is treated like a religion”

A big favour indeed. Oh! What will India do without you Mr Greg Chappell?

If the victim Mr. Greg Chappell is so disheartened by this nation of “old, selfish and racists”, why is it that he has come back to this country? Why has he landed himself a job with Rajasthan Cricket Academy? The person who gave him this job is Lalit Modi, the Vice-President of BCCI. Why is he employed with somebody party to a cover-up? साला जीस थाली में खाता है उसी में छेद करता है ! समझता है उससे ऊपर कोई है ही नहीं? बैंड बजानी चाहिए ऐसे “थाली की बैगन की”!

Chappell says he didn’t get the team he wanted for the 2007 World Cup. Is Chappell saying he would have won the Cup with Suresh Raina, Venugopal Rao and other such 19-year-olds replacing Sachin Tendulkar, Sourav Ganguly and the other “seniors”?

As for the comment that the team for the 2007 World Cup was “old” and “flawed” and got the result it deserved, it begs the question: did Team India get the coach it deserved? वह टाइम ही झंड था जब उसने अपने कदम यहाँ रखे थे ! एक बेहतर कोच होता तो नतीजा कुछ और हो सकता था !

Greg Chappell is a shirker and he needs to realize that he was an abject failure as a coach and he conducted himself miserably. And one is so prone to hearing lies from this person, that it is hard to believe that he is speaking the truth this time around.

चैपल एक हारा हुआ आदमी है. वह कभी भी अपनी गलती नहीं मानेगा और पूरा दोष यहाँ के BCCI n team को देगा….ऐसे मक्कार आदमी को बीच सड़क पर धायें कर देना चाहिए!

अगर आपको भाषा पसंद न आई हो तो माफ़ी चाहता हूँ पर नन्हे(Nanhe) का दीमाग का दही कर दिया है उस गंजे ने….