Nanhe Nawaab

1. Scarlett Johansson, 24, was also on the list, even though she has never flashed her breasts. So was Girls Aloud member Cheryl Cole.

2. Pamela Anderson’s iconic pair is very well remembered right from her days as one of Baywatch’s babes, and Paris Hilton’s are remembered from her porn video.
Image: Pamela Anderson stands on the deck of a boat before her wedding ceremony aboard a yacht in St Tropez, France
Photograph: Eric Gaillard/Reuters

3. English Page 3 Girl Keeley Hazell’s pair made her a millionaire. The 22-year-old is also number five in the World’s Sexiest Woman stakes.

4. Liz Hurley, 43, made waves when she was seen in her black low front dress in 1994, while accompanying actor Hugh Grant to the Four Weddings And A Funeral premiere.

Source: Rediff

After so much anger and campaign by various agencies the voting % in Mumbai shows the apathy and short memory of the people. South Mumbai which went on streets after terror strike took candle light procession and labeled politicians as zilch. The people laughing the most now are politicians like Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi, who dismissed angry protesters after 26/11 as ‘lipstick wearing socialites’, saying these people are irrelevant as they don’t bother to participate in the political process.

Sadly, nearly 6 months later, he seems to have been proved right. (As said by Sonia Singh in her blog on NDTV)

 Here are 10 reasons why South Mumbai didn’t come out to vote on April 30.

• Clashed with Salsa class
• Election whites not drycleaned
• No candidate a hottie
• Tony Jethmalani contesting from suburbs. Sigh
• No valet parking at booth
• Spotted servant in queue ahead of us
• Driver not come
• Elections over dude, Obama won!
• No party tackling real issues, eg, reduce Goly Gym rates.
• No home delivery!

Source: Rediff

Nanhe’s sisters’ wedding is scheduled next week. But he is so unlucky that he would reach only couple of days before the marriage.
Reason: He is not getting leave from the office.
Few days before when he told his boss that he will take leave; his boss readily agreed but then days before she told that he won’t be able to get leave before 30th. This was because, a big and critical release is scheduled on 5th and the team will require support late night. Nanhe was very upset on this and requested to approve leave. But then in this time of recession, you need to be very careful before pushing things. Right?

Nanhe took his disappointment in his stride. Traditionally, a brother plays huge part in sister’s wedding but not Nanhe…. Well this is part and parcel of life!!!
Nanhe was asked to come on Saturday’s and public holidays. For last couple of week, frustration has started to creep in. Mainly because he was not having that much work. Last week he has filled more than 15 hours of idle time in his timesheet. Though he is available for full time and does not leaves his place; yet fill the idle time in timesheet. This was the boss told him. While the boss must be enjoying weekends with family, Nanhe is coming to office; sitting for 6-8 hours and leaving without doing any work. While his teammate will wonder why is he coming when their is not much work for him at this point of time. Yesterday, this happened for continuously third week.

As Nanhe was staring his PC; he was just getting frustrated. He was supposed to leave for wedding on Saturday but he was asked to work. He came to office and was doing work. What work??
1> Reading Newspaper
2> Surfing Websites
3> Writing Blogpost
4> Team Lunch
5> Nap for 10 minutes
6> Talking on phone
At a time when whole family of Nanhe is busy with preparation for wedding and slogging in the heat, Nanhe has so much “work”@office. A sister’s wedding is once in a lifetime and this release could have been handled by his boss as well. But she has “too many problems” at home. She is making him realize that she will have to slog for 4 days when Nanhe will not be there. Nanhe was so stymied that he was telling his friend,

“Bhenchod bola that ki kaam hai kaam hai to leave nahi milegi. Yahan aa kar sirf hilane ka kaam kar raha hoon. Aaj main nikal gaya hota to kam se kam 27th ka function to attend kar paata. Wo saali door rehti hai to mera problem hai kya. Ghar mein ghanta problem hai uske. Sab bahene thonk rahi hai m****chod. Itna yaha aa kar marao aur uske baad bharo Idle time. Main to maarne waala hoon uski. Naukri is not important than family. Uski Maa ka………. Kaam ho to samjhh mein aata hai but sirf apne faayde aur aaraam ke liye wo mujhe istemaal kar rahi hai. R****”

It is very true that his boss should have shown this much consideration that this is his real sister’s wedding.
Now he will reach home as the “Chief-Guest”.

He is so bummed out thinking that at a time when his father is looking for helping hand, he is doing nothing and is just watching all this helplessly. He has simmering anger within him and I just hope that he is able to control that else…

But whatever be the case this has given him a lesson that be very political and diplomatic in office. That is the only way out else you will be exploited always……………

London, Jan 15 (ANI): Despite there being a storm of lucrative offers, the Brit student auctioning her virginity to pay for a master’s degree claims that the man she will choose eventually may not be the highest bidder.

Natalie Dylan, who has a degree in Women’s Studies, wants to pursue a master’s degree in Family and Marriage therapy.

And the student, from San Diego, California, USA, has revealed that one bid for her virginity came from a zookeeper who offered her a live tiger in exchange for her virginity.

She did not elaborate on where the zookeeper worked or how the man might fulfil his promise.

The 22-year-old girl has claimed that her offer of a one-night stand has attracted almost 10,000 men to bid up to 2.5million pounds to have sex with her.

Dylan insisted that she was not demeaning herself by doing that.

She revealed that she got the idea to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, successfully raised money for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.

Talking to The New York Post, Dylan said that the highest cash bid in the auction was with a condition that the act should be recorded on video.

“I’m still getting offers, but I’m not necessarily taking the highest bidder,” The Telegraph quoted Dylan as saying.

She added that a wide range of men were showering attention on her, and some of them are “weirdos”, “those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me” and “lots of polite requests from rich businessmen.”

The auction, arranged with the help of a legal brothel in Carson City, Nevada called Moonlite Bunny Ranch, does not have a closing date. (ANI)

Source: Yahoo

EVEN AS Mumbai kept burning for last three days, Raj Thackeray, the patron saint, who claims to have special rights to protect the interests of the Maximum city ’Mumbai’ has kept surprisingly silent.

What has shocked the people is the silence being maintained by the MNS chief, who is ready to fight it out on the streets over petty issues. The least that was expected from Thackeray was to come out and speak against the terror and stand with the victims.

But where is Raj Thackeray? No one knows, not yet.

His stand against the migrants from Bihar and Uttar Pradesh over protecting the interests of the Mumbaikars has forced people to ask questions. They want to know where is Raj Thackeray now.

Angry SMS messages are doing the rounds in the country over the conduct of the MNS chief as well as on blogs people are asking ’where is Raj Thackeray?’

A particular popular message says, “Please forward Raj Thackeray’s phone number, if you have it. Don’t know where he is when you need him. We want to him to go and save Amchi Mumbai along with his MNS hoodlums. The sons of the soil! Army NSG commandos are not Marathi Manoos. Why should they fight or lay their life for Mumbaikars…?”

Taking a dig at the MNS chief Thackeray, who has made life very difficult for the huge migrant population in Mumbai, this SMS makes it very clear that people want an answer from him.

Jagannath, a software engineer, said that Thackeray should have come out with his men and take on the terrorists. “Leaders like Thackeray can torment only innocent and poor people but when the real challenge comes up they just vanish from the scene,” he said, adding, “I want to ask him why he is silent and has not tried to make even a statement against the terrorists.”

Another message doing the rounds in Delhi said, “Where is Raj Thackeray now? Tell him that 200 NSG commandos from Delhi being sent to fight the terrorists. So that he can sleep peacefully in Maharashtra….Please send across….”

A Delhi resident, Satender Kumar, whose cousin works in Mumbai said that it is a strange that MNS workers and leaders did not come out to save their city, while they do not hesitate to hit out against their own countrymen. “I want to ask Raj Thackeray to come out of the hibernation and tell the people what he has been doing for the last three days as Mumbai burnt. Are they capable of beating and threatening only innocent people?” he quipped.

The anger is palpable in Mumbai as well and it is not against Thackeray alone but all the rabble rousing politicians, who play with sentiments of the people. Another Mumbai resident on Skype, who identified himself as ’PAPA’, when asked about Raj Thackeray said, “He must be watching TV,” adding sarcastically, “Ask him and also check on the web.

Another angry citizen has put an interesting post on his blog which says, “Raj Thackeray, chief of the Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (MNS) has been reported as missing by the citizens of Mumbai for the last 3 days. Here is a description:

Raj Thackeray is the founder and president of Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (Maharashtra Renaissance Party), which is a regional party in the state of Maharashtra in India. He is especially known for his constant tirade against North Indians residing in Maharashtra. He has led several “violent” movements to ensure Mumbai is freed from North Indians. He is about 5 ft 5 in height and wears glasses.

It has been three days since Mumbai has been under siege from terrorists. Mumbai has yet to hear anything from this self-proclaimed savior of the city and the caretaker of the “Marathi Manoos”.

And yet, Raj is missing.

Help Mumbai today to find Raj Thackeray. He is missing when his city needs him the most!

Source: Merinews

Manmohan Singh, The Prime Minister of India condemning terrorist attack is no small thing. He yet again condemned the terror strikes but has till date failed to do anything substantial to enhance internal security. हर आतंकी घटना के बाद हम यही सुनते हैं कि भारत आतंकियों के सामने नतमस्तक नहीं होगा, पर मैं पूछना चाहता हूँ की सरकार ने क्या किया है गुनाहगारों को सजा देने के लिए अभी तक!

Then also CONDEMNING the terror is also not a mean achievement. Right?

@ the immediate repurcussion, the terrorists are forced to disclose their identity;

@ had there been no condemnation, there would be such attacks every other day;

@ such condemnation heals the wounds of the victims and their families;

@ such condemnation boost the morale of the defence personnel;

@ such condemnation invariably secures the border;

@ such condemnation put the terrorists on the back foot;

@ in the bargain the PM negotiate personal enimity with the terrorists;

@ such condemnation save the life of millions of people;

@ condemning is not so easy as it is ordinarily presumed. It requires courage and conviction, an inner desire to protect the lives of people, to the best of one’s abilities.

Nanhe was very upset by the molestation incident that took place in Mumbai on New Year’s eve.

THE JUHU police station has been on a wild goose chase over the last month. Trying to trace the prime accused in the New Year’s Eve molestation case near JW Marriott in Juhu.

The image of the prime accused – dressed in a white shirt over a red T-shirt – was splashed across newspapers and television channels after HT photographers caught the molestation on camera.

If you have any information about this man, call the Juhu police station on 022/ 26183856, 26184308 or 26184432

Together we can book this bloody idiot.

India has produced a legacy of brave hearts since times immemorial. Probably there is not enough space to measure their sacrifices. However, we cannot close our eyes to those people who have made our country proud by excelling in their own fields and bringing us international recognition. Bharat Ratna is the highest civilian honour, given for exceptional service towards advancement of Art, Literature and Science, and in recognition of Public Service of the highest order.

RK Laxman once said that if the politicians stopped speaking, then that would ruin a Cartoonist’s profession. Indian politicians once again demonstrated how stupid they can be. They are now fighting for “their candidates” to be the next Bharat Ratna – the highest civilian award. If Nanhe has to select the winner then he will select the “JAWAN” of Indian Armed Forces. Their victories and sacrifices are talked about by the common people. They fight without complaints and do not let grudges against bureaucratic injustices linger, for the sake of the motherland. But the controversy has devalued the award and Nanhe considers our Jawan to be above the stature of Bharat Ratna.

Advani suggests Vajpayees name for Bharat Ratna
Left growls then purrs about Jyoti Basu
Maya ‘Demands’ Bharat Ratna for Kanshi Ram
Orissa CM seeks Bharat Ratna for Biju Patnaik
RJD wants Bharat Ratna for some Karpuri Thakur(how dare you don’t know him !)
RLD asks for Bharat Ratna to Chaudhary Charan Singh.
Congress all for giving it either to Sonia’s greyhound or none else.

If this is the case where anyone can suggests the name then i will suggests Nanhe’s name for this “PRESTIGIOUS AWARD”. So what are the reasons to confer the award to Nanhe?

• Nanhe is not backed by any political party and perhaps this is the prime reason.
• Nanhe has very clean public image and very few people know him. So there is no scope for any controversy.
• Nanhe is not an OPPORTUNIST like our POLITICIAN. Nanhe is a leopard which never changes its colour. We all are very familiar with the word used for our “Beloved Politicians” (it is mentioned at the end). So i guess Leopard is a better choice!!
• Nanhe might not have done something very significant for the country but in his short span of his life so far he has done more than our politicians.
• Nanhe meets you all every week and not like the other nominees who will meet you only during election time.
• If the Public Voting is used to decide the winner then Nanhe is ultimate winner because public certainly won’t vote for any stupid politician.
• Nanhe has no criminal or corruption charges levied against him.
• Nanhe entertains you through his posts and not like the others in the race who have only troubled you.
• Bharat Ratna is given to those who have made their country proud, of course in positive direction. Sadly, the political nominees loose automatically as they have hardly done anything for the country.
• The one question which every one is asking is that why only politicians have been named in the list? As Nanhe is not a politician it will be good if he can be awarded.

It’s really sad to be part of a democracy where awards are chased by a pack of mad dogs (read politicians). They should rather be talking about development and important issues that plague the country. There is no dearth of award-seekers in this country. It is common knowledge that every year the Centre and all State Governments are besieged with self-recommendations for the various Padma awards as well as what State Governments award. It is pathetic to see people, some of them considered very honourable and respectable otherwise, carrying their own resumes to Ministers and whomever they feel can help them get an award.
Sorry Sir even if Nanhe is selected for this honour he will refuse it.

ई ससुरा चैपलवा ने हमार भेजा खराब कर दीया है!! कुछ भी बके जात है ससुर का नाती! ऐसे लोगों को लात मार कर भगा देना बेहतर है!

Let me tell you that I am a staunch supporter of Indian Cricket and won’t accept any illogical and personal abuses towards my team, rather our team.

Chappell surely has a nuisance value. To be honest, it’s quite tempting to blame him for everything that has been going wrong around the world. The idiot is saying that he was racially abused and has accused BCCI of cover-up. According to him, he got and “old” and “flawed” team for the World Cup 2007 and similar crap.

Let me tell you that I am a staunch supporter of Indian Cricket and won’t accept any illogical and personal abuses towards our team. Chappell’s two-year stint with Team India was more about mudslinging and muckraking than managing the side. Greg Chappell’s time as the coach of the Indian cricket team will always be remembered for all the wrong reasons.

He is an unscrupulous, dishonest person; a scoundrel to say the least because he never accepted his follies while his tenure as Indian Coach. He was in India to hog some limelight and nothing else. It was evident from the way he managed the team. His doctrine of “perform or perish” ensured that team is torn apart. He made headlines for silly reasons such as showing the middle finger in Kolkata, commenting on Parliamentarians that “the parliamentarians were paid to hurl accusations at the coach because the team was losing”, etc.

Now that the Indian team is doing well again, it seems he just cannot digest this fact and advances made by India recently in the cricketing arena. What a timing to hog the limelight yet again. India were on the verge of clinching the series against arch-rivals Pakistan, when his stupid statements started to appear in the media. Glorifying the magnanimous Greg Chappell, the Australian newspaper Herald Sun says

“Despite the disillusionment and the many frustrations, he is still trying to help a nation in which cricket is treated like a religion”

A big favour indeed. Oh! What will India do without you Mr Greg Chappell?

Now that the Indian team is doing well again, it seems he just cannot digest this fact and advances made by India recently in the cricketing arena. What a timing to hog the limelight yet again. India were on the verge of clinching the series against arch-rivals Pakistan, when his stupid statements started to appear in the media. चैपल को publicity से मतलब है बस….Glorifying the magnanimous Greg Chappell, the Australian newspaper Herald Sun says

“Despite the disillusionment and the many frustrations, he is still trying to help a nation in which cricket is treated like a religion”

A big favour indeed. Oh! What will India do without you Mr Greg Chappell?

If the victim Mr. Greg Chappell is so disheartened by this nation of “old, selfish and racists”, why is it that he has come back to this country? Why has he landed himself a job with Rajasthan Cricket Academy? The person who gave him this job is Lalit Modi, the Vice-President of BCCI. Why is he employed with somebody party to a cover-up? साला जीस थाली में खाता है उसी में छेद करता है ! समझता है उससे ऊपर कोई है ही नहीं? बैंड बजानी चाहिए ऐसे “थाली की बैगन की”!

Chappell says he didn’t get the team he wanted for the 2007 World Cup. Is Chappell saying he would have won the Cup with Suresh Raina, Venugopal Rao and other such 19-year-olds replacing Sachin Tendulkar, Sourav Ganguly and the other “seniors”?

As for the comment that the team for the 2007 World Cup was “old” and “flawed” and got the result it deserved, it begs the question: did Team India get the coach it deserved? वह टाइम ही झंड था जब उसने अपने कदम यहाँ रखे थे ! एक बेहतर कोच होता तो नतीजा कुछ और हो सकता था !

Greg Chappell is a shirker and he needs to realize that he was an abject failure as a coach and he conducted himself miserably. And one is so prone to hearing lies from this person, that it is hard to believe that he is speaking the truth this time around.

चैपल एक हारा हुआ आदमी है. वह कभी भी अपनी गलती नहीं मानेगा और पूरा दोष यहाँ के BCCI n team को देगा….ऐसे मक्कार आदमी को बीच सड़क पर धायें कर देना चाहिए!

अगर आपको भाषा पसंद न आई हो तो माफ़ी चाहता हूँ पर नन्हे(Nanhe) का दीमाग का दही कर दिया है उस गंजे ने….