Nanhe Nawaab

This poem was written for Nanhe by Maggi. Now Nanhe wont be able to write post for few months.

Wishing Nanhe all the best for his Mission OTA Chennai.

लक्ष्य को जो तुमने पहचाना है
कदम उसे हासिल करने तुम्हे बढ़ाना है

ना रुकना कही राह में
ना थकना कही मझधार में
ना झुकना कभी हार के
ना टूटना कभी मार से
वतन के दुश्मनों को
सबक तुम्हे सिखाना है
उनकी हर ईट का जवाब
पत्थर से तुम्हे देना है

मंजिल पर नज़र तुम्हारी
जो गड़ जाए
नहीं कोई शक्ति बनी
जो तुम्हे उसे दूर कर पाए

करो एकाग्र अपना मन्
बांधो सर पर कफ़न
रौंदते हुए हर कठिनायी को
तुम्हे आगे बढ़ते जाना है

लक्ष्य को जो तुमने पहचाना है
कदम उसे हासिल करने तुम्हे बढ़ाना है

Milo, a friend of Nanhe called him to visit Ganpati at his place last Sunday. Nanhe and his couple of colleagues decided that they will go to Milo’s place together in the evening. Nanhe and Maggi met at Dadar station. Nanhe didn’t have his lunch so they both enjoyed lunch together. In the mean time, Deshmukh Saaheb/Deshmukh joined them. They both then went to Malad by the local train. None of them knew the house of Milo but it is easy to find the way in today’s Hi Tech world. They reached Malad and called Milo to know where to proceed from the station. Milo said that his house was “stone throw away” distance from the station. Milo guided them “perfectly” and that “stone throw away” distance increased by few meters. Any how they reached Milo’s place.

Ganpati decoration was going on at Milo’s place. All 3 of them enjoyed the hospitality of Milo. Milo along with our very idiot Nanhe cracked some really big PJ’s. Deshmukh Saaheb as always was silent but observing the things very closely. Maggi was ebullient after drinking couple of glasses of Fanta. After spending some time, they had photo session with Ganpati Dev@Milo’s place. Then all 3 of them left and had corn/samosa near Milo’s building. It was from here that things started going as per “planned” and few really funny events unfolded. Deshmukh ordered for Butter Corn but that corn waala added butter for sake of it. Nanhe commented “Butter sirf sungha raha hai”. The corn seller got angry and said “poora daaloonga to paise jyaada lagenge.” Nanhe said “daal do. paise to Deshmukh ko dene hain.”

Since all 3 of them were at Malad, they decided to visit Aksa Beach. Milo again told them that Aksa Beach was very near from other side. They crossed the bridge and took auto. While walking, Nanhe held hand of Maggi whenever Deshmukh Saaheb was not watching. It was fun for both of them with Nanhe winking eyes many a time. After taking auto, they were ready to get down very soon since Milo said that it was “very near”. Deshmukh said “Jab tak meter minimum par hai tab tak koi tension nahi.” But as meter started reading 12-15-20-25-35; Deshmukh wondered if auto waala was taking them from longer route. Nanhe and Deshmukh started conversation among themself. They wondered if Milo has “guided” them perfectly again.
Nanhe called up Milo and Milo said,” Abe tum log seriously Aksa Beach jaa rahe the kya? Maine to tumhe Marve Beach ke baare mein bataya tha. That is “stone throw away” distance. Yeh to lamba hai.” Nanhe said “Bahut Sahi.” Then the auto driver also got in conversation with Nanhe and Deshmukh and said that in this area, Rs 100/- is considered to be minimum and started laughing. We asked him how long is it more?

He replied,”Abhi to Malwani aayega–fir Aksa Gaon–fir Ashoka Resort–fir Aksa Chowpaty–fir aayega Aksa Beach.” We just looked into the meter and laughed on the circumstances. Just after getting auto Nanhe and Maggi were asking for party by Deshmukh Saaheb then Deshmukh very said that,” Main auto ka pay karoonga, dinner tum dono dekh lo.” That time he was thinking ki usne chauka maar diya but as meter reading was increasing, Desmukh soch raha tha kaun si ghadi mein maine aisa bol diya. Nanhe and Maggi were enjoying it. They reached the destination and paid Rs 55/- to the auto. At beach, all 3 of them enjoyed. Nanhe and Maggi told Deshmukh about their relationship and thus enjoyed freely on beach after a long time. Seeing at Nanahe and Maggi having gala time together, Deshmukh coltishly said that “Saala tere ko bhi ladki mil gayi aur main abhi tak akela hoon.” There was burst of laugh all around. It was great frolicsomeness. After 40-45 minutes, it was time to return to Malad station.

They took auto again and in less than 1/3rd distance, auto meter was reading more than Rs 30/-. They noticed that meter was running fast. In a mid of signal, they left the auto and caught the bus after running behind it for 2 minutes. In this was they saved atleast 50 bucks of Deshmukh. They returned to Malad and then went to Dadar. At Dadar, all 3 of them had dineer and chatted a lot. Then all of them left to their home.

Jaate Jaate, Deshmukh Saaheb commented: “Milo Ganeshotsav Mehenga Pada par yaadgaar raha.”

Ganpati Festival is going on in full swing in Mumbai. The decoration of various pandals throughout the city is delight to watch. The best time to go around and offer prayers to these pandals is during the night. The main reason being that there is fewer crowds and you can have a good “darshan” of deity.

Nanhe and his friend doctor (Dr) decided to visit few of the pandals on Saturday night. Nanhe finished his work and went to the hostel of Dr. There a plan was made to leave for Saaki’s house where an awesome biryani was waiting for them. Nanhe returned to hostel to accompany Dr aroung 1:30am. Nanhe was extremely tired and it was decided that they will leave after an hour. But when you are this tired, you cannot sleep for only an hour. So finally they left at 4am, Sunday morning. Dr had bike, as soon as they unlocked the bike, Dr observed that Rear View Mirror of bike is missing. He exclaimed, “Mumbai mein Bhaiye bahut ho gaye hain.” ( Nanhe and Dr are from UP too)

Later it was noticed that petrol has also been stolen from bike. Both thought that their plan is taayein taayein Fishhhh now. As Dr was busy abusing, a foe of doctor arrived with his bike. Casually, Dr told him the story. To their surprise he offered them his bike. Dr wondered and couldn’t believe that he is helping them. But they accepted the offer as both of them were excited to go on divine ride.

Out of the blues, doctor asked our bloody Nanhe to drive bike. Nanhe knew driving bike but this was the first time that he was driving bike on the roads of India’s financial capital. It was great fun for him moving from one pandal to other. Before reaching Ganesh Galli they have covered more than half a dozen pandals. Nanhe was driving like Shatabdi Express. Dr and Nanhe parked the vehicle near bus stop where more than 20 bikes were parked and joined queue for darshan. The Pandal was replica of Kedranath Temple and was really beautiful. Dr and Nanhe went in and then enjoyed a mini fare there. They played few games, tried their hands in shooting and got their name written on rice grain. In a shooting competition both Dr and Nanhe had an accuracy of 80%.
It was a moment when they felt they were in their childhood. It was really fun.

Then they were supposed to go to GSB Wadala. But when they reached the area where their bike was parked, they couldn’t locate it. A police man told them it has been lifted by traffic police and asked to go to Bhoiwada Police Station near Parel. There was no vehicle available as road was blocked and so they both went walking and reached the police station. Their policeman told that as their bike is at Byculla Police Station near Ranibagh. Nanhe and Dr realized that there was something “big” in store for them. They were enjoying this test and were laughing on their “Kismet” and Dr was comparing all the happenings with his infamous “SCRIPT THEORY”. Jo Likha hota hai Wahi hota hai!! Chalta Chalte band baj rahi thi….

Well they caught a bus to Byculla but then that bus stopped at Lalbagh and they had to cover more than 2.5 km distance walking again. On reaching Ranibagh doctor realized that by getting down to different stop near Ranibagh they would have traversed the distance in less than 10 minutes. But it was too late…. They laughed again and got their bike released from the station by paying Rs 200/-. Nanhe drove the bike and soon the bike was talking to air. Their was sense of victory for no reason in Dr and Nanhe.

Then they went to GSB Wadala. There was no parking problem but with the previous “tragedy” they parked their vehicle on the parking area told by the traffic hawaldar. It took more than 15 minutes to park bike. Phew…
After darshan they left for the hostel. It was memorable morning with every incident unfolding in the way with accordance with the Script Theory. But it couldn’t deter Dr and nanhe and they visited all the pandals they have planned before. Probably, this was karma for their deeds or test by Lord Ganesha. Whatever; the bottom-line was it was great morning!!!!

आज हम पेश कर रहे है ऐसी प्रेम कहानी जिसके बारे में आपने कभी नहीं सोचा होगा!!
एक ऐसी कहानी जिस पर कोई नहीं कर सकता यकीन!! शायद ही किसी ने सोचा होगा ऐसा भी आएगा एक दिनों !! आगे आप पढेंगे एक ऐसी हकीकत जो आपको अपने बाल खींचने पे  मजबूर कर देगी!! काहीं जाएगा नहीं इसे बिना पूरा पढ़े!! अब हम आपके सामने ला रहें  हैं नन्हे के जीवन की हकीकत!!क्या नया हुआ है नन्हे के जीवन में??

नन्हे के जीवन में एक कन्या प्रवेश कर चुकी है!!जी हाँ!!
यह सच है की नन्हे भी किसी को पसंद करता है!! और भी ताज्जुब की बात है की नन्हे लड़की को पसंद करता है!! आज हम आपको बताएँगे उस लड़की का नाम!! हम आपको बताएँगे कैसे हुआ शुरू नन्हे और उस लड़की का अजीब-ओ-गरीब किस्सा!!!हम आपको बताएँगे कैसे परवान चढा नन्हे और उस लड़की का प्यार!!

सिर्फ हम आपको बता सकते है कहा और कैसे मिलते हैं वो दोनों!! तो ध्यान से पढिये!! यह एक सचाई है की नन्हे को हो गया है प्यार!!दीवाना हो गया है नन्हे उसके प्यार में!! जी हाँ, बेशुमार प्यार करता है नन्हे उससे!! उसका नाम जानना चाहेंगे न आप?? उसका नाम है “मैगी”!!शायद उसका नाम सुनके आपको कुछ याद आया हो!! अगर नहीं याद आया तो  हकीकत का सबूत देखने के लिए पढिये “Rain, Romance and YAA!!!” वाले blog पे मैगी के कमेंट्स!! तब शायद आप भी मानने पे मजबूर हो जाए की वो  मैगी ही है जिसने नन्हे का दिल चुरा लिया है!! और हमारे सूत्रों से हमें पता चला है की मैगी और नन्हे का प्यार एक मज़ाक से शुरू हुआ!! जी हाँ!! हमारे लिए भी यह मन्ना मुश्किल है के मज़ाक से शुरू  हुआ प्यार इतना गहरा हो गया!!

शुरू शुरू में, उन्ही की जुबां में, वो दोनों “Conscious Efforts” कर रहे थे!! वो Conscious efforts यह जानने के लिए की क्या वो एक दुसरे के लिए बने है?? पर अब वो प्रेम उस सीमा तक पहुँच गया है की उनको अलग करना शायद नामुमकिन हो!! अब तो यह हाल हो गया है की हर पल वो साथ गुजारना चाहते है!! यहाँ तक की सुबह का नाश्ता, खाना और शाम की चाय भी साथ ही में पीते हैं!! नन्हे और मैगी का घर एक दुसरे से बहुत दूर है, इसीलिए वो दो दीवाने रात के खाने के लिए नहीं मिल सकते!! पहले तो हाल ये था की सप्ताह में एक बार वो कोई समुद्र किनारे या सिनेमा घर जाते थे!! और कई बार अपनी ऑफिस के पीछे हाथ में हाथ डाले चलते थे!! इसी ने उन दोनों को इतना करीब ला दिया ये हम मानते हैं!!

बात करने से रिश्ते मज़बूत होते हैं यह आज नन्हे और मैगी के प्यार की दास्तान ने साबित कर दिया है!!नन्हे ने वैलेंटाइन’स डे पे मैगी को लाल गुलाब भी दिया था!!नन्हे ने तब अपने जीवन में पहली बार एक Red Rose खरीदा था!! उसी दिन पहली बार नन्हे मैगी के साथ  बांद्रा के बैंडस्टैंड गया था!!Bandstand वही जगह है जिसे सब दीवानों का बसेरा कहता है!! अगर नन्हे और मैगी की सुने तो उनका कहना है की “सिल्वर बीच” उनकी सबसे पसंदीदा जगह है!! नन्हे और मैगी को वहां सूरज की आँखों में आखें डाले और पानी के बहाव से खेलना अत्यंत पसंद है!! उनका कहना है की सिल्वर बीच पे समुद्र की गहराई ने ही उनके प्यार को गहरा किया है!!यह सब पढ़ के आपको लग रहा होगा की नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार बहुत ही सरलता से बढ़ रहा है!! जी हाँ, यह एक सच्चाई है!! लेकिन एक सच्चाई और है!! सरलता से बढ़ते हुए प्यार में कई बार कठिनाई भी आई है!! कई बार नन्हे और मैगी के बीच कहा सुनी भी हुई है!! इसी के साथ एक और सच्चाई है की हर कठिनाइयों के बाद नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार और गहरा हुआ है!!कुदरत ने भी नन्हे और मैगी के प्यार की कई परीक्षा ली है!!जब भी नन्हे और मैगी ने कहीं जाने का निर्णय लिया मुश्किलें कड़ी हुई है!! उतने ही निर्दयी हैं नन्हे के project वाले!!शायद उनको समझ जाता था नन्हे और मैगी मिलने की सोच रहे हैं!! हर वक़्त तभी वो नन्हे को ऑफिस बुलाया जाता था!! नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार हर कसौटी पर खरा उतरा!!उन्होंने बिना कुछ निर्णय किये ही मिलने का ठान लिया!! हर बार उनका फिर यूँही मिलन होता गया!! उनके मुताबिक उस मिलन में जो मज़ा था वो दुसरे मिलन से कहीं ज्यादा था!! वैसे ही एक दिन नन्हे मैगी के घर गया था!!उस दिन के हसीं लम्हों के बारे में आपने “Rain, Romance and YAA!!!” में पढ़ा ही होगा!! जाते जाते हमारी ओर से नन्हे और मैगी को ढेर सारी शुभकामनायें!! हम भगवान् से प्रार्थना करते हैं की उनका प्यार बढ़ता रहे!! नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार आखरी परवान तक पहुंचे यही हमारी कामना है!!
हम नन्हे और मैगी के बारे में आपको समाचार देते रहेंगे, ये हमारा हमारे पाठकों को वादा है!!

Last Saturday, Nanhe has planned to go on date after long time with his girl friend. But due to some official commitment that didn’t materialized. Nanhe left the office in even 5-30 pm and called his girl friend. After some discussion they decided to meet at NP. Nanhe called champ as well. He asked champ to be on time. For the past few meeting champ has always been coming late and that let Nanhe become furious on the bloody idiot, CHAMP.

That day champ reached the meeting point on time. Nanhe and his girl friend later reached together. Nanhe made champ wait for more than 30 minutes. That score was settled that day. Thereafter, champ, Nanhe and his girl friend did some time pass. Then all of sudden it started raining. It was very romantic weather with nice drizzle and violent sea. Hence Nanhe enjoyed with his girl friend full on.

Then after spending quality time, Nanhe and champ decided to leave. But Nanhe’s gf asked them to come to her place. Nanhe was initially reluctant but then champ agreed and Nanhe reached his “sasural”. Ha ha

Nanhe’s “sasural waala’s” are very friendly. Champ and Nanhe enjoyed their hospitality. Then there was carrom match being played with Nanhe/his girl on one side and Champ/Nanhe’s saali on the other.

What followed in carrom was unbelievable. Champ was playing like a true champ of carrom. Nanhe just couldn’t believe that. Moreover, champ in process to impress Nanhe’s saali was speaking English. Imagine, our villager champ speaking English. It was just a shock hearing an idiot speaking English. Nanhe lost all the matches. In 5 matches Nanhe could score only 4 coins. They lost badly but it was fun. That carrom allowed even more quality time for Nanhe with his girl and her family. It was fun. Then after 1.5 hours, Nanhe and champ left for dinner. While leaving, Nanhe’ saali just said that “Do Come Again.” Champ was at the door and he blushingly said, “YAAAAAAAAA”.

Nanhe ne fir champ ki bahut li. Saala Angrezi bol kar impress kar raha tha.:) 

Nanhe’s girl also accompanied him to the near Pav Bhaji shop. They waited for half an hour to get the seat. That allowed even more time together. They had their dinner. It started raining again. Nanhe dropped his girl to her home under single umbrella. It was such a great evening. The events that unfolded that day were too good. Firstly, their was no plan to meet. Then they met. Then they spend time at NP, then at his Sasural and then had dinner as well.

All in all, a perfect date with fun and masti.

Nanhe was suppose to go to for meeting with our Mity. But because of rains that meeting was canceled and Nanhe ended up landing at champ’s place. There was no work for both of them. At 12 noon, Nanhe asked champ to go for some movie. Nanhe was in favor of Shortkut at Sahkar Plaza but champ was not willing due to financial constraints. Champ then told Nnahe that only Sankat City has got good reviews and we should watch that only. We searched BT and found that the nearest cinema it was available was at Uday Cinema in Ghatkopar(W). Nanhe called the theater and enquired about show timings and cost of a ticket. The manager replied it was 20/25 bucks. Nanhe was left shocked and thought it will not be a theater but a video hall sort of. After long discussion champ and Nanhe left the home at 12-20pm. They reached to the cinema and found it to be the one destroyed during the British period. Anyways they bought the ticket and enetered the balcony of the cinema hall. There was total darkness as the movie has begun and there was no one to guide. You can sit anywhere. Nanhe and champ were about to sit when only uncle in cinema hall said that “Wo kursi tooti hai.” They moved a row ahead. Again uncle shouted “Wo gandi hai.” The theater in itself was “so clean” that it didn’t mattered whether the chair were clean or not. The movie started and the screen was divided into two. The upper half of the characters in film was visible on lower half of the screen. Then as time passed by the screen was back to normal. First, Nanhe as always was abusing champ for coming to such a shabby cinema hall but the movie was really funny and so it gripped both Nanhe and champ. Then came the interval. This was the first time that they got opportunity to look around the theater. Awesome man!! The chairs, the screen, the fans, etc. There were 10 people in balcony. The tubelight was also defected and was dancing. After watching the fim, champ and Nanhe left the theater laughing on movie and the cinema hall and yet another stupidity that they did.

But the film is really PAISA VASOOL.

The news is yet not confirmed whether Nanhe has got a girlfriend or not but I have heard lot of things about this matter through many reliable sources. And as it is said “Unless there is fire there cannot be the smoke.”

Also there is news floating that many in Nanhe’s gang have just started believing that what Nanhe told them might be true to some extent. Currently my sources are in no mood to confirm any news but are busy chalking a plan of action for Nanhe now onwards. The plan which they have discussed with Nanhe, mentions how his girl can change the lives of so many like them. I am publishing the gist of the plan which I just overheard Nanhe and his gang discussing.   The plan is designed on the fact that Nanhe has caught a “big fish”. His girl’s father is into very profitable business and she owns a mansion in heart of the city. The best part is that she does not have a brother so no sharing and caring business with brother-in-law in Nanhe’s case.
So, it means our Nanhe will be a millionaire in near future.

Let me get to the plan I was talking about,

1> It is heard Nanhe is already pressing her girl to pay for his rent and monthly expenses which comes around Rs10000/-. This “wicked” Nanhe has played his trick beautifully citing reasoning that she can deduct the amount spent on “Maintenance” of his “current luxurious” life from the dowry that will be given later.

2> Nanhe expects a posh, fully furnished flat along with a BMW car in dowry. If this “super waste” gets all this, I won’t be able to show my face as I am 100 times better than Nanhe and have not caught a “small fish” as yet. I have always adored style of VVS Laxman in life cricket(If life is similar to game of Cricket). Our Nanhe who was no where near my stature and class and the one who used to be 12th man in the game will hit first ball six like Virender Sehwag!!!!

But as all of you know “मेरा badluck थोडा ख़राब चल रहा है ….” so I have finally learnt to accept it.

3> He always used to say that he is very much inspired by the movie STYLE, but I never knew that this “STYLE-LESS DEHATI” will incorporate the same in his life.

4> I always told Nanhe that I want to own a 2BHK flat and a car and have set a 10 year deadline for the same. But this “Kamina to the core” will own a mansion and a luxury car within no time. I feel like pulling my hair when these thoughts cross my mind. This is a new rag to riches story. “SLUMDOG NANHE” will be the new “MILLIONAIRE”. Who knows, he might make a movie on his story now and might win an Oscar too!!!

5> Nanhe has always been very supportive to his friends. He hasn’t wasted opportunity this time either. Champ has requested him to give him a “servant’s quarter” in his mansion. Our generous Nanhe has agreed to it and also offered him Rs 4000/- pm for sustenance. With this it will be proved that “Every dog has his day” as this bloody champ will also have one in his life very soon.

6> Once Nanhe has millions of rupees in his bank account, he can start any new venture. Though Nanhe portarys himself to be a “duffer”, I know he is very “shrewd”. God knows, he may excel in his venture and will make more bucks. Even if he fails, he would not have to worry as his bank account will swell with interest obtained on millions of rupees.

Seems Nanhe and his friends have made a full proof plan as I overheard them discussing risks and effects of the plan too.

As I have already discussed the plan I would love to mention the risk too.

I heard Nanhe sounding damn tensed while discussing the risk because his girl has always said that Nanhe is dreaming high. She has also made it clear to him that he is “Not going to get any RETURNS on his INVESTMENTS.”

So now may be you all will get why Nanhe was sounding worried while discussing the risk.

But as you all know Nanhe is very optimistic and is “SWEET & SOFT SPOKEN” I don’t think he has to worry about it.
I feel he will somehow make his way out and get his all wishes fulfilled.

Have you imagined what will be the outcome if Nanhe’s dream turns out to be true ?

1>This “unbranded” “cunning” crook will sport branded stuff now.

2> His market value will also increase as market value of a

guy depends on his girl and our Nanhe is going around with daughter of a millionaire. This will certainly give impetus. It seems that all of sudden when whole market is plummeting our Nanhe will soar high in “glory”!!!!!

Anyways on the ending note if this story is a success and to be believed then Nanhe’s life will be the latest example of “Behind every successful man there is a woman”!!!

There is a common saying that “Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.”

During an exam time, you can see so many examples of faith. Nanhe and few of his friends went for a great dinner yesterday night and were just discussing this topic of faith. Though their discussion was all crap but still… actually they never talk anything except crap…

1> Once upon a time during exams Nanhe was so upset and was unable to study for an exam. Three days prior to exam, he lost all hopes to clear all the exams. सारे रास्ते बंद होने के पश्चात् अपने नन्हे मियां भगवान् भरोसे हो लिए…
Then for the next 3 days he went to temple without slipper in his feet very early in the morning. God answered all his prayers and he passed in the exam with the flying colours. Imagine he scored more than what the other guys scored though they studied for full 4 days.

2> Then this bloody dog.. our champ… Once during an examination period, he was “trying” to study. In the morning hours before the exam…. a guy from his batch asked if he has studied XYZ topic.. he told champ that this is very important.. this and that… Our champ was unfazed by all this because he hasn’t studied that… He just said… यह … यह तो नहीं आ रहा है आज…. the other guy laughed but after exam… he came again to champ’s room and said, … यार next exam..में क्या नहीं आएगा वो बोल दे….. कृपा होगी तेरी….

3> In every exam there is one paper which is considered to be the most tough…. when the day of this exam arrives…. the small temple in room/hostel sees rush of “studious” students…. भगवान् यह पेपर निकलवा दीजिये… अगली बार मैं पक्का पढूंगा…please please….

4> The world has changed a lot and now people dont have trust on anyone… not even on God you see…. whenever we will pray to GOd we will always say…. “God if you will help me in clearing today’s exam, i will donate 101/- rupees.” No one will ever promise to donate before… ha ha…. And then if wish is fulfilled we will donate 51/- rupees sayng that God as everything and i need to manage my expense…..

5> Few poeple are so confident during exam that they won’t study even…. they will say…i know i cannot clear… so why to study…. these idiots will study at the last moment and succeed in exam with 40 marks….and when u wil ask them.. they will say…. मैंने परीक्षा पूर्व अपने माता पिता से बात की थी… उन्होंने ने आशीर्वाद दिया था..इसीलिए निकल गया….everytime i pass the exam because of their blessings….

A person who just not believe in faith, he must come and give few exams and he will have full faith in faith…. Comeon friends.. u all must have done the same thing…. and now when u remember u will laugh…. but u wont be able to say whether it is faith or luck….

You all must be knowing that in our group champ is often referred as “DOG” or “KUTTA”. This is partly because his face is so much similar to that of dogs!!(See image)

(No insult meant to dogs though )

This weekend Champ, Satan and our very own Nanhe met at Marine Drive where they were having complete fun. There is so much happening in Satan’s and Nanhe’s life but our champ is still lagging far and far behind. This bloody dog was very jealous watching his “brothers” going around at Marine Drive. The champ was furious with the “privileges” being enjoyed by his “brothers”.
He was very upset seeing all this:

1> His “brothers” were chained but they were walking with few really hot chics while our champ still goes with satan and nanhe. Will you believe this, This bloody “dog” has turned into a gay!!
2> His other regret was that his “brothers” are living in and around the town area. They come every evening for walk while champ finds time only on weekends!!
3> An unoffical “survey” says that on an average a family spends around Rs 500/- to Rs 1000/- per day on fooding of his “brothers” while our champ is still trying to find ways to earn two meals a day. This is champ’s expediture for a month. मेरे लिए कुछ भी रूखा सूखा मिल जाए बस बहुत होता है! और यह यहाँ पर राजा की तरह जीते हैं!!
4> He is also not happy that few of his “brothers” have appeared for TV Commercials while a camera gets virus whenever his photo is clicked!!
5> His “brothers” roam around with sexy aunties, go on drive in luxury cars and even get chance to sleep with them. Our champ also does the same but only in his dreams. What a big looser he is!!

But the problem with our champ is that he does not understands that in this society there is a big gap between the one who have and have not. Our champ belongs to the former category and can be compared to stray dogs and it is legal to kill them. His “brothers” are the one belonging to the elite group where his “brothers” if owned by some celebrity can make news for weirdest of the reasons.

Ha ha…..

This Valentine’s Day was different for Nanhe. For last 23 years, Nanhe has either celebrated this day with his “boy-friends” or have out and out “opposed” the day as many other organizations do.It is basically a nothing but the frustration that creeps in such people due to no girls in their life. They become so jealous with the ones who have a girl friend!!

But the February 14th, 2009 will be a remarkable day because, Nanhe went with a girl. Would you believe this? Our very own Nanhe went with a girl!!!! It is indeed very shocking and so many of Nanhe’f friends are just not willing to believe.

There are many reasons for the same because despite all the efforts in last 23 years, Nanhe couldn’t get any girl. The people who have spent time with him that how great a duffer our Nanhe is. This bloody idiot literally shivers while talking to girls. So what sudden transformation he has undergone that he has hit the ball out of boundary. It is really very difficult to say and if this news is true then many of  his friends are sure to commit the suicide.

Imagine our stupid Nanhe going around with a girl and we are still hanging with boys.
Have we really turned into gays!!
How come all of sudden Nanhe got so lucky. For last 5 years he has celebrated this day with me and now he has ditched me. If there is girl in his life probably he thinks that we are out classed!!!! Hw is not wrong eithere. Ha ha….
Then How Nanhe got so much courage to give a RED ROSE to a girl. This just does not goes with the “AWESOME personality” of our Nanhe. (pun intended)
I am willing to believe that Nanhe has got a girl. But who so ever that girl is, Is she blind?? or this LOVE IS BLIND.

Sorry but i am still in total disbelief. Right now our champ is with Nanhe and we will wait to listen from him and see if he has any confirmation about this news.