आओ  इस  दीपावली  कुछ  नया  करें
४  फुलझड़ी  कम  जालयें
उस  कीमत  से
दो  घर  और  रोशन  करें

दीपों  की  जगमगाहट  में
ज़रा  ख्याल  इसका  करें
पर्यावरण  को  नुकसान  कम  से  कम  करें

खुशियों  के  इस  पर्व  में
इक  पल  आँखें  नम करें
याद  शहीदों  के  बलिदान  को  करें
दो  दीप  उनके  लिए  प्रज्ज्वलित  करें

समाज  के  उद्धार  के  लिए  पयत्न  करें
फैली  बुराइयों  का अंत  करें
राष्ट्रीयता  को  अपने  अन्दर  घर  करें
आओ  इस  दीपावली  कुछ  नया  करें !!!!

This much introduction and you have guessed right: She is bold and beautiful (pun intended): POONAM PANDEY

Ever since Poonam made her comments regarding her wish to strip to cheer for Team India, Nanhe aspires to be a cricketer now! What a sight it will be when she will strip in dressing room and Nanhe would be the part of that mega event. Wow!! Nanhe dreams of that day! ‘We were all born nude. People take nudity as vulgarity. I see it in a different way. If I keep it as an offer for bringing the World Cup to India, which incidentally worked (laughs), I see no harm in it,’ Pandey told IANS in an interview.

Though everyone will agree that Poonam is not a beauty but the desperation to achieve success, fame and money can make her do anything and everything. After all she is proud to have dared to venture in field which has been left untouched: Pornography. Hard core pornography starts from the soft porn acts like this only. Whatever the case may be but the fact is that according to her she is main reason behind Indian Cricket Team’s success.

When India toured England early this summer they performed very badly because Poonam did only lip service. England are here now and team is doing well. The reason for success is “Poonam’s Bedroom Secrets.” This may sound strange but Poonam is confident.

Nanhe feels it would do a good for team if she can be appointed as a coach before Australia tour. As it is BCCI is paying heavy sum to support staff. If she is hired, Poonam can do the role of stress buster for the team. But she will be required to sign a bond because if Australian board pays more money, she might switch side in the mid of tour. After all money is all she is doing for.

If she really wants to do well then she should be sent to Olympics Qualifier with Hockey Team. IHF has spent lot of money to change the fortunes of Indian Hockey. If her videos can give us the ticket London Olympics then we can even ask her for strip so that we get a medal. She has said that she was doing the semi nude scenes for getting a cup after 28 years. Even Olympics Gold has not come to us since 32 years. She will have to take “little more effort” to get a medal in Olympics hockey.

Nanhe has even written a letter to MMS to use Poonam Pandey for revival of the credibility of his government. Even Lalu Yadav can use her as her star campaigner to overturn his fate in the state. All you need is money to pay this “virtuous” model. Bureaucrats may use her as building and succeeding in our diplomatic efforts as they have failed in their job. The intelligence agencies can float her around to have some specific inputs.  Perhaps, with this type of success rate, she can also be crowned as “fate changer of India”. Imagine she getting “Indian of the Year Award” and stripping again on public demand and her known ones get “tears of joy” in their eyes due to the success of Poonam. Emotional. Isn’t!

Nanhe has understood the real motive behind this “great lady” and this is why he is a Genius. The world is busy in crowning her porn star but she is a “true patriot” striving to do so much for this nation. She is giving recognition to her parents, family, friends and above all the nation.

There is saying that everything is fair in Love and War. She has just modified it saying: Everything is fair for Fame and Money.

But the success achieved by this is “Fizzzzzz Success”. Once the gas is gone, cold drink is not worth drinking! Way to go Poonam. Nanhe is already a fan of you seeing your self-proclaimed act of “dareness”.

You truly represent the “real meaning of liberalization” in India. What do the readers think?

Bhagat Singh ki talash hai–

Talash hai ek aise shakhs ki

Jo hamein need se utha sake

Jo hamari aatma ko jhakjhor sake

Jo hamein Bharat ka matlab bata sake

Jo hamein Azaadi ke maayne sikha sake

Jo hamein swabhimaani bana sake

Muft mein mili thi Swatantrata

isiliye hamne uski ahmiyat ko bhula diya hai

Amar Krantikaariyon ko Lajjit kar diya hai

Unke khoon ko paani kar diya hai

Mar Gaya hai Jazba-Junoon watan ke liye kuch bhi kar jaane ka

Swaarth ke is jeevan mein apne ko bhi apmaanit kar diya hai

Kabhi gaur karna ki kahan jaaoge

Agar apne adhikaaron ke liye awaaz nahi uthaoge

Chahte ho ki desh ki soorat badle par khud uske liye kuch karna nahi chahoge

Kaun badlega halaat jab tum hi aage nahi aaoge

Yeh watan karaah raha hai

Tum to kuch karoge nahi isiliye

Cheekh Cheekh kar Bhagat Singh ko pukar raha hai

Kya uski yeh pukar koi sunega

Kya fir se woh gulaami ki bediyon mein jakda jaayega

Is Daur ko Bhagat Singh ki talash hai

Shaheed Bhagat Singh to ab na aayenge

Is Daur ko apne hi daur ke Bhagat Singh ki talash hai

Intezaar karo uske paida hone ka ya fir ban jaao tum ek aur Bhagat Singh

Nirnay Tumhara Hai, Waqt tumhara hai, Abhimaan Tumhara hai

Aakhir yeh Mulq Tumhara hai……

You are Man When you show that you CARE

You are Man When you can be JUST

You are Man When you are the FIRST

You are Man When you can resist TEMPTATIONS

You are Man When you have CONVICTION

You are Man When you can stand for RIGHT

You are Man When you decide to FIGHT

You are Man When you can keep COMMITMENT

You are Man When you can take on ESTABLISHMENT

You are Man When you don’t loose head in SUCCESS

You are Man When you don’t loose heart in FAILURE

You are Man When you can INSPIRE

You are Man When you can instill FIRE

You are Man When you put character above WEALTH

You are Man When you care for nation and society’s HEALTH

YOU ARE NOT A MAN JUST BECAUSE BIOLOGICALLY SOMETHING IS HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS;

YOU NEED TO PROVE IT!!

Come On India and Stand Up for what is in the best interest of this Nation…… Together We can make a difference…..

A dashing, good human and strict with juniors is how I remember Lt. Archit Verdia. He was our CSM in academy.
Strict and Wonderful, two antonyms, go hand in hand for him. He was always there to motivate and help us excel. High respect for your Brave Soul!
We will remember you…I will always remember you Sir!

Zindagi ki kitaab mein likha hai kiska naam
Yeh sochkar rehta hoon main pareshaan
Kabhi Kabhi to yeh lagta hai ki kitaab mein ishq ka prishtha hi nahi hai
Kya karoon Doston 22 saal baad bhi jeevan mein ladki nahi hai
Sochta hoon ki un logon mein kya khaas hai
jinko har basant par ek nayi ladki ka saath hai
Dikhta to main bhi bura nahi hoon par kismet hi nirash hai
Aur Jeevan mein har anubhav zaroori hai

Ladki waale kehte hai aish kar rahe ho tum
nahi to hamari jindagi to jahannum hai
Azaad panchi ki tarah gagan mein udd rahe ho
hamaare upar to prateet hota hai ki koi saaya ho
Shikaar hain hum Emosnal Atyachaar ke
Yeh kabakht ishq nikamma banata hai
insomiac, hypertension aur blood pressure badhata hai
Kehta hai ik “aashiq” apne anubhav se
Bache raho iske jaal se!!

Jiske jeevan mein nahi hai ladki
Kehta hai kismet hai apni kadki
Fir hum bhi thehre nawaab ke sheher se
dekhi nahi soorat apni kabhi gaur se
khud ke liye pari chahiye
recession ke daur mein quality chahiye
Bola tha “champ” ne iss waqt experience zaroori hai
Advani ka PM banna aur Tumhe ladki milne ka yeh antim avsar hai
Tay karo aur nikal pado ek haseena ki khoj mein
Nahi to tum par hamesha fresher ka tag rahega
kabhi koi dil mein nahi aa kar basega
Yahi kehte hue hi nikal jaayega yauvan tumhara
Mera Number Kab Aayega!Mera Number kab Aayega!

Maa main tere paas aana chahta hoon
Aaj main khud ko tere se bahut door paata hoon
Mann mein aata hai ki woh jeevan hi kya jaha tum mere saath nahi
Sab Kuch hai mere paas bas tera deedar nahi
5 saal to maine “naye anubhav” ki aad mein tujhse door reh kar guzaar diye
par aaj main tere paas aana chahta hoon

Us chinta mukt bachpan mein waapis jeena chahta hoon
Jahan tere saath ne–
har mushqil ko aasaan kar diya
har gham ko rukhsat kar diya
har pal tere ehsaas ne sukoon diya
har baat mein nayi seekh naya paath diya
har thapthapi ne hausla diya

Jaanta hoon ki jo kaifiyat meri hai woh teri bhi hogi
Par Kabhi Kabhi yeh doori bahut tadpati hai
Kehne ko to kehta hoon ki main bahut khush hoon
par tere bin har khushi adhoori hai
Kashmakash aur faasley ko mann mitana chahta hai
Jee karta hai sab kuch chodh tere paas aa jaaon
Tere aanchal mein chup jaaon…

Here are few lines which speak heart out. Nanhe got it through one of his friend.

Neend bahut ati hai padhte-padhte..
Maa tu hoti to keh dete ke ek cup chai bana de. …
Thak gaye hai mess ki roti kha-kha k…..
Maa tu hoti toh keh dete parathe bana de……
Wohi kosish roj khush rehne ki….
Maa tu hoti to dil se muskura lete..
Bahut dur nilkal aaye hai ghar se…..
Maa tere sapno ki parwah na hoti toh kabka ghar chale aate…

1.The Anti Corruption Branch and CBI comes under the government. Despite having evidence, it is very difficult to convict people as they have to take permission from the same bosses, against whom the case has to be investigated.
2.No corrupt officer is dismissed from the job because Central Vigilance Commission, which is supposed to dismiss corrupt officers, is only an advisory body. Whenever it advises government to dismiss any senior corrupt officer, its advice is never implemented.
3.No action is taken against corrupt judges because permission is required from the Chief Justice of India to even register an FIR against corrupt judges
4.The functioning of CBI and vigilance departments is secret and hence it promotes corruption.
5.Weak and corrupt people are appointed as heads of these institutions by the government.
6.Citizens face harassment in government offices. Sometimes they are forced to pay bribes. One can only complaint to senior officers. No action is taken on complaints because senior officers also get their cut.
7.Nothing in law to recover ill gotten wealth. A corrupt person can come out of jail and enjoy that money.
8.Small punishment for corruption- Punishment for corruption is minimum 6 months and maximum 7 years.

As you can see, in the present system, there is no deterrent for any public official to engage in an act of corruption. Some of the salient features of the Jan Lokpal Bill are -

1.An institution called LOKPAL in the centre and LOKAYUKTA in each state will be set up. These institutions will completely independent of the governments, just like the Supreme Court and the Election Commission. No minister can influence their investigations.
2.Investigation in any case will have to be completed in one year. Trial should be completed in next one year so that the corrupt officer, or politician goes to jail in two years max.
3.The loss that a corrupt person caused to the government will be recovered at the time of conviction.
4.If any work of any citizen is not done in prescribed time in any government office, Lokpal will impose financial penalty on guilty officers, which will be given as compensation to the complainant. So, you could approach Lokpal if your ration card or passport or voter card is not being made or if police is not registering your case or any other work is not being done in prescribed time. Lokpal will have to get it done in a month’s time.
5.Election of Lokpal officials – What if government appoint corrupt and weak people as Lokpal members? That won’t be possible because its members will be selected by judges, citizens and constitutional authorities and not by politicians, through a completely transparent and participatory process.
6.What if some officer in Lokpal becomes corrupt? The entire functioning of Lokpal/ Lokayukta will be completely transparent. Any complaint against any officer of Lokpal shall be investigated and the officer dismissed within two months.
7.What will happen to existing anti-corruption agencies? CVC, departmental vigilance and anti-corruption branch of CBI will be merged into Lokpal. Lokpal will have complete powers and machinery to independently investigate and prosecute any officer, judge or politician.
8.The punishment would be minimum 5 years and maximum of life imprisonment.

Linked: SumitGupta

It is time to wake up from deep slumber and demand corruption free India. As always I will harp on the role of youth as we form the backbone of this nation. We are going to be there in the decades to come and is our onus to decide as what type of India do we want.

This is a poem on which I stumbled from WAKE UP INDIA.

Corruption is spreading its roots,
Indiscipline is what it includes.
Usually it takes the form of bribe,
The word is enough in itself for the happening to describe.
It fills one’s mind with greed,
Thus makes the person a broken reed.
It fights against and kills the truth,
Changing the real meaning of forsooth.
It never does the work for humanity,
And leads a man to the path of profanity.
It makes a person blind,
He forgets the true path to find.
One wants his life to be luxurious,
For this, he chose the way of corruption instead of being tedious.
It makes one impatient so soon,
It is totally a bane not a boon.
So, lets take a pledge and raise a voice against corruption,
As it is one of the biggest threats to the nation!

Come On India…. Chak De!!!!!!!!!!!!