This much introduction and you have guessed right: She is bold and beautiful (pun intended): POONAM PANDEY
Ever since Poonam made her comments regarding her wish to strip to cheer for Team India, Nanhe aspires to be a cricketer now! What a sight it will be when she will strip in dressing room and Nanhe would be the part of that mega event. Wow!! Nanhe dreams of that day! ‘We were all born nude. People take nudity as vulgarity. I see it in a different way. If I keep it as an offer for bringing the World Cup to India, which incidentally worked (laughs), I see no harm in it,’ Pandey told IANS in an interview.
Though everyone will agree that Poonam is not a beauty but the desperation to achieve success, fame and money can make her do anything and everything. After all she is proud to have dared to venture in field which has been left untouched: Pornography. Hard core pornography starts from the soft porn acts like this only. Whatever the case may be but the fact is that according to her she is main reason behind Indian Cricket Team’s success.
When India toured England early this summer they performed very badly because Poonam did only lip service. England are here now and team is doing well. The reason for success is “Poonam’s Bedroom Secrets.” This may sound strange but Poonam is confident.
Nanhe feels it would do a good for team if she can be appointed as a coach before Australia tour. As it is BCCI is paying heavy sum to support staff. If she is hired, Poonam can do the role of stress buster for the team. But she will be required to sign a bond because if Australian board pays more money, she might switch side in the mid of tour. After all money is all she is doing for.
If she really wants to do well then she should be sent to Olympics Qualifier with Hockey Team. IHF has spent lot of money to change the fortunes of Indian Hockey. If her videos can give us the ticket London Olympics then we can even ask her for strip so that we get a medal. She has said that she was doing the semi nude scenes for getting a cup after 28 years. Even Olympics Gold has not come to us since 32 years. She will have to take “little more effort” to get a medal in Olympics hockey.
Nanhe has even written a letter to MMS to use Poonam Pandey for revival of the credibility of his government. Even Lalu Yadav can use her as her star campaigner to overturn his fate in the state. All you need is money to pay this “virtuous” model. Bureaucrats may use her as building and succeeding in our diplomatic efforts as they have failed in their job. The intelligence agencies can float her around to have some specific inputs. Perhaps, with this type of success rate, she can also be crowned as “fate changer of India”. Imagine she getting “Indian of the Year Award” and stripping again on public demand and her known ones get “tears of joy” in their eyes due to the success of Poonam. Emotional. Isn’t!
Nanhe has understood the real motive behind this “great lady” and this is why he is a Genius. The world is busy in crowning her porn star but she is a “true patriot” striving to do so much for this nation. She is giving recognition to her parents, family, friends and above all the nation.
There is saying that everything is fair in Love and War. She has just modified it saying: Everything is fair for Fame and Money.
But the success achieved by this is “Fizzzzzz Success”. Once the gas is gone, cold drink is not worth drinking! Way to go Poonam. Nanhe is already a fan of you seeing your self-proclaimed act of “dareness”.
You truly represent the “real meaning of liberalization” in India. What do the readers think? 
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Miss India: Vasuki Sunkavalli
Miss Israel: Kim Edry
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]]>Zindagi ki kitaab mein likha hai kiska naam
Yeh sochkar rehta hoon main pareshaan
Kabhi Kabhi to yeh lagta hai ki kitaab mein ishq ka prishtha hi nahi hai
Kya karoon Doston 22 saal baad bhi jeevan mein ladki nahi hai
Sochta hoon ki un logon mein kya khaas hai
jinko har basant par ek nayi ladki ka saath hai
Dikhta to main bhi bura nahi hoon par kismet hi nirash hai
Aur Jeevan mein har anubhav zaroori hai
Ladki waale kehte hai aish kar rahe ho tum
nahi to hamari jindagi to jahannum hai
Azaad panchi ki tarah gagan mein udd rahe ho
hamaare upar to prateet hota hai ki koi saaya ho
Shikaar hain hum Emosnal Atyachaar ke
Yeh kabakht ishq nikamma banata hai
insomiac, hypertension aur blood pressure badhata hai
Kehta hai ik “aashiq” apne anubhav se
Bache raho iske jaal se!!
Jiske jeevan mein nahi hai ladki
Kehta hai kismet hai apni kadki
Fir hum bhi thehre nawaab ke sheher se
dekhi nahi soorat apni kabhi gaur se
khud ke liye pari chahiye
recession ke daur mein quality chahiye
Bola tha “champ” ne iss waqt experience zaroori hai
Advani ka PM banna aur Tumhe ladki milne ka yeh antim avsar hai
Tay karo aur nikal pado ek haseena ki khoj mein
Nahi to tum par hamesha fresher ka tag rahega
kabhi koi dil mein nahi aa kar basega
Yahi kehte hue hi nikal jaayega yauvan tumhara
Mera Number Kab Aayega!Mera Number kab Aayega!
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…
“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 3
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 4
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Lesson 5: Power of Charisma
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
Reasons why bike is better than a girlfriend?
1. You can go out with your bike anytime.
2. You can get on top of it without thinking too much about the consequences.
3. You can have one bike for training, another one for racing, one more for just having fun – and the best thing they won’t kill each other while shut in one garage togeher.
4. You have liberty to ride your friend’s most “dashing and superb” bike.
5. If your motorcycle weigh 450 pounds, your friends won’t laugh at you and call you looser.
6. Having a bike is comapratively much cheaper.
7. Bike never crib or complain.
8. Bikes go as per your wish.
9. They don’t need any explanation as why you went with “other one.”
10. No emosnal attyachar.
11. Whenever you are tired of using one type of bike, you can switch to another.
12. Bikes can be very supportive, they listen and agree to your solution of the problem without uttering a word.
13. Girls are hardly stoppaple when turned on. Bikes are much easier to stop.
14. When you go out for shopping with your bike, you can buy anything and everything for yourself.
15. You don’t have to remember the date of purchase\first ride\first won race and the other dates to do with your bike, and celebrate them.
16. Lastly, bikes don’t have parents and therefore you need not to worry about them.
Scientists have proven that women frequently use their sex as a get-out clause for everything from crying to their failure to take the bins out.
A survey found that 88 per cent of respondents had used their sex as an excuse at some point, while more than half admitted they did so regularly.
Driving was the most common scenario, with 67 per cent blaming their poor parking on being a woman, reports the Daily Mail. More than half of women blamed their gender on their inability to catch spiders in the bath — while slightly fewer than half used it to avoid carrying heavy items.
The news follows Katie Price’s [ Images ] admission in court last week that she had swerved while driving her pink horsebox because she was a ‘typical woman driver’.
The top ten situations in which women are likely to use their gender as an excuse:
Parking the car (67 per cent of women polled)
Catching insects (56 per cent)
Carrying heavy items (48 per cent)
Opening Jars (40 per cent)
Avoiding confrontation (35 per cent)
DIY (28 per cent)
Taking the rubbish out (19 per cent)
Sporting performance (15 per cent)
Navigation (11 per cent)
Crying (6 per cent)
Sarah Heath, of MyCelebrityFashion.co.uk, said, “Whilst it was surprising to find just how many women do use the excuse, it’s important to bear in mind that the majority admitted to doing so in a ‘jokey’ manner.”
Source: REDIFF
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एक ऐसी कहानी जिस पर कोई नहीं कर सकता यकीन!! शायद ही किसी ने सोचा होगा ऐसा भी आएगा एक दिनों !! आगे आप पढेंगे एक ऐसी हकीकत जो आपको अपने बाल खींचने पे मजबूर कर देगी!! काहीं जाएगा नहीं इसे बिना पूरा पढ़े!! अब हम आपके सामने ला रहें हैं नन्हे के जीवन की हकीकत!!क्या नया हुआ है नन्हे के जीवन में??
नन्हे के जीवन में एक कन्या प्रवेश कर चुकी है!!जी हाँ!!
यह सच है की नन्हे भी किसी को पसंद करता है!! और भी ताज्जुब की बात है की नन्हे लड़की को पसंद करता है!! आज हम आपको बताएँगे उस लड़की का नाम!! हम आपको बताएँगे कैसे हुआ शुरू नन्हे और उस लड़की का अजीब-ओ-गरीब किस्सा!!!हम आपको बताएँगे कैसे परवान चढा नन्हे और उस लड़की का प्यार!!
सिर्फ हम आपको बता सकते है कहा और कैसे मिलते हैं वो दोनों!! तो ध्यान से पढिये!! यह एक सचाई है की नन्हे को हो गया है प्यार!!दीवाना हो गया है नन्हे उसके प्यार में!! जी हाँ, बेशुमार प्यार करता है नन्हे उससे!! उसका नाम जानना चाहेंगे न आप?? उसका नाम है “मैगी”!!शायद उसका नाम सुनके आपको कुछ याद आया हो!! अगर नहीं याद आया तो हकीकत का सबूत देखने के लिए पढिये “Rain, Romance and YAA!!!” वाले blog पे मैगी के कमेंट्स!! तब शायद आप भी मानने पे मजबूर हो जाए की वो मैगी ही है जिसने नन्हे का दिल चुरा लिया है!! और हमारे सूत्रों से हमें पता चला है की मैगी और नन्हे का प्यार एक मज़ाक से शुरू हुआ!! जी हाँ!! हमारे लिए भी यह मन्ना मुश्किल है के मज़ाक से शुरू हुआ प्यार इतना गहरा हो गया!!
शुरू शुरू में, उन्ही की जुबां में, वो दोनों “Conscious Efforts” कर रहे थे!! वो Conscious efforts यह जानने के लिए की क्या वो एक दुसरे के लिए बने है?? पर अब वो प्रेम उस सीमा तक पहुँच गया है की उनको अलग करना शायद नामुमकिन हो!! अब तो यह हाल हो गया है की हर पल वो साथ गुजारना चाहते है!! यहाँ तक की सुबह का नाश्ता, खाना और शाम की चाय भी साथ ही में पीते हैं!! नन्हे और मैगी का घर एक दुसरे से बहुत दूर है, इसीलिए वो दो दीवाने रात के खाने के लिए नहीं मिल सकते!! पहले तो हाल ये था की सप्ताह में एक बार वो कोई समुद्र किनारे या सिनेमा घर जाते थे!! और कई बार अपनी ऑफिस के पीछे हाथ में हाथ डाले चलते थे!! इसी ने उन दोनों को इतना करीब ला दिया ये हम मानते हैं!!
बात करने से रिश्ते मज़बूत होते हैं यह आज नन्हे और मैगी के प्यार की दास्तान ने साबित कर दिया है!!नन्हे ने वैलेंटाइन’स डे पे मैगी को लाल गुलाब भी दिया था!!नन्हे ने तब अपने जीवन में पहली बार एक Red Rose खरीदा था!! उसी दिन पहली बार नन्हे मैगी के साथ बांद्रा के बैंडस्टैंड गया था!!Bandstand वही जगह है जिसे सब दीवानों का बसेरा कहता है!! अगर नन्हे और मैगी की सुने तो उनका कहना है की “सिल्वर बीच” उनकी सबसे पसंदीदा जगह है!! नन्हे और मैगी को वहां सूरज की आँखों में आखें डाले और पानी के बहाव से खेलना अत्यंत पसंद है!! उनका कहना है की सिल्वर बीच पे समुद्र की गहराई ने ही उनके प्यार को गहरा किया है!!यह सब पढ़ के आपको लग रहा होगा की नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार बहुत ही सरलता से बढ़ रहा है!! जी हाँ, यह एक सच्चाई है!! लेकिन एक सच्चाई और है!! सरलता से बढ़ते हुए प्यार में कई बार कठिनाई भी आई है!! कई बार नन्हे और मैगी के बीच कहा सुनी भी हुई है!! इसी के साथ एक और सच्चाई है की हर कठिनाइयों के बाद नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार और गहरा हुआ है!!कुदरत ने भी नन्हे और मैगी के प्यार की कई परीक्षा ली है!!जब भी नन्हे और मैगी ने कहीं जाने का निर्णय लिया मुश्किलें कड़ी हुई है!! उतने ही निर्दयी हैं नन्हे के project वाले!!शायद उनको समझ जाता था नन्हे और मैगी मिलने की सोच रहे हैं!! हर वक़्त तभी वो नन्हे को ऑफिस बुलाया जाता था!! नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार हर कसौटी पर खरा उतरा!!उन्होंने बिना कुछ निर्णय किये ही मिलने का ठान लिया!! हर बार उनका फिर यूँही मिलन होता गया!! उनके मुताबिक उस मिलन में जो मज़ा था वो दुसरे मिलन से कहीं ज्यादा था!! वैसे ही एक दिन नन्हे मैगी के घर गया था!!उस दिन के हसीं लम्हों के बारे में आपने “Rain, Romance and YAA!!!” में पढ़ा ही होगा!! जाते जाते हमारी ओर से नन्हे और मैगी को ढेर सारी शुभकामनायें!! हम भगवान् से प्रार्थना करते हैं की उनका प्यार बढ़ता रहे!! नन्हे और मैगी का प्यार आखरी परवान तक पहुंचे यही हमारी कामना है!!
हम नन्हे और मैगी के बारे में आपको समाचार देते रहेंगे, ये हमारा हमारे पाठकों को वादा है!!
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don’t understand”.
4. Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8. Women don’t need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
10. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
12. Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an “on/off” switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
16. Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
18. Women brush their hair before bed.
19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you’ll have a pretty good idea about how she’ll be in bed.
20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility, “It’s there in the Bible”. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
22. Women do not know anything about cars. “Oil- stick, oil doesn’t stick?”
23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
24. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
28. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
29. Women don’t try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don’t fall asleep afterwards.
30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
32. The first naked man a women see is “Ken”.
33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.
34. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
35. “Oh, nothing,” has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.
36. Lewis Carroll’s Caterpillar had nothing on women.
37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
38. All women are overweight by definition; don’t agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don’t bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.
39. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, “What did you do?”
40. Only women understand the reason for “guest towels” and the “good china”.
41. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.
42. Origin of the word “woman” is: woo-man.
43. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)
44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they “left the seat up” instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.
45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.
46. Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don’t see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
47. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
48. It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay. You don’t see straight men dancing together.
49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.
50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don’t hear men say, “Oh-my-GOD, there’s another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!
Source: Itscupid
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I’m happy with you.
Kiss me slowly, look into my eyes
Stroke your hand along my arm,
Down to my side, and embrace me forever
Within your arms.
Tenderly lay me beside you
Whisper you love me
And take me away.
Your hand through my hair,
Softly stroking my neck,
I’m helplessly yours
And you’re hopelessly mine
Your eyes show me the happiness
Your smile shows me your love
Face to face, we are so close
And all I want to do is hold you and kiss you
I think I adore you.
Your soft lips are caressing my face
Little kisses all over,
Make me feel so blessed
My smile cannot be wiped off by pettiness
Just like silly little children
We say nothing and smile blankly at one another
Conveying so much,
The feeling is ecstasy
I cannot belive the effect you have on me.