Nanhe Nawaab

The news is yet not confirmed whether Nanhe has got a girlfriend or not but I have heard lot of things about this matter through many reliable sources. And as it is said “Unless there is fire there cannot be the smoke.”

Also there is news floating that many in Nanhe’s gang have just started believing that what Nanhe told them might be true to some extent. Currently my sources are in no mood to confirm any news but are busy chalking a plan of action for Nanhe now onwards. The plan which they have discussed with Nanhe, mentions how his girl can change the lives of so many like them. I am publishing the gist of the plan which I just overheard Nanhe and his gang discussing.   The plan is designed on the fact that Nanhe has caught a “big fish”. His girl’s father is into very profitable business and she owns a mansion in heart of the city. The best part is that she does not have a brother so no sharing and caring business with brother-in-law in Nanhe’s case.
So, it means our Nanhe will be a millionaire in near future.

Let me get to the plan I was talking about,

1> It is heard Nanhe is already pressing her girl to pay for his rent and monthly expenses which comes around Rs10000/-. This “wicked” Nanhe has played his trick beautifully citing reasoning that she can deduct the amount spent on “Maintenance” of his “current luxurious” life from the dowry that will be given later.

2> Nanhe expects a posh, fully furnished flat along with a BMW car in dowry. If this “super waste” gets all this, I won’t be able to show my face as I am 100 times better than Nanhe and have not caught a “small fish” as yet. I have always adored style of VVS Laxman in life cricket(If life is similar to game of Cricket). Our Nanhe who was no where near my stature and class and the one who used to be 12th man in the game will hit first ball six like Virender Sehwag!!!!

But as all of you know “मेरा badluck थोडा ख़राब चल रहा है ….” so I have finally learnt to accept it.

3> He always used to say that he is very much inspired by the movie STYLE, but I never knew that this “STYLE-LESS DEHATI” will incorporate the same in his life.

4> I always told Nanhe that I want to own a 2BHK flat and a car and have set a 10 year deadline for the same. But this “Kamina to the core” will own a mansion and a luxury car within no time. I feel like pulling my hair when these thoughts cross my mind. This is a new rag to riches story. “SLUMDOG NANHE” will be the new “MILLIONAIRE”. Who knows, he might make a movie on his story now and might win an Oscar too!!!

5> Nanhe has always been very supportive to his friends. He hasn’t wasted opportunity this time either. Champ has requested him to give him a “servant’s quarter” in his mansion. Our generous Nanhe has agreed to it and also offered him Rs 4000/- pm for sustenance. With this it will be proved that “Every dog has his day” as this bloody champ will also have one in his life very soon.

6> Once Nanhe has millions of rupees in his bank account, he can start any new venture. Though Nanhe portarys himself to be a “duffer”, I know he is very “shrewd”. God knows, he may excel in his venture and will make more bucks. Even if he fails, he would not have to worry as his bank account will swell with interest obtained on millions of rupees.

Seems Nanhe and his friends have made a full proof plan as I overheard them discussing risks and effects of the plan too.

As I have already discussed the plan I would love to mention the risk too.

I heard Nanhe sounding damn tensed while discussing the risk because his girl has always said that Nanhe is dreaming high. She has also made it clear to him that he is “Not going to get any RETURNS on his INVESTMENTS.”

So now may be you all will get why Nanhe was sounding worried while discussing the risk.

But as you all know Nanhe is very optimistic and is “SWEET & SOFT SPOKEN” I don’t think he has to worry about it.
I feel he will somehow make his way out and get his all wishes fulfilled.

Have you imagined what will be the outcome if Nanhe’s dream turns out to be true ?

1>This “unbranded” “cunning” crook will sport branded stuff now.

2> His market value will also increase as market value of a

guy depends on his girl and our Nanhe is going around with daughter of a millionaire. This will certainly give impetus. It seems that all of sudden when whole market is plummeting our Nanhe will soar high in “glory”!!!!!

Anyways on the ending note if this story is a success and to be believed then Nanhe’s life will be the latest example of “Behind every successful man there is a woman”!!!

1> Chickipedia.com, the wiki-based online hub of the world’s most famous women, has revealed who the 100 most wanted women in 2009 are. The Top 100 winners are mostly Australians, and they include supermodel Miranda Kerr and actress Isla Fisher, reports the Daily Telegraph.

The women were among the most downloaded and searched ladies on the Internet. We bring you the top five, in reverse order.

At number five is former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson, who at 41, can still give the younger lot of lissome bodies a run for their money.

Text: ANI

2> At number four is Kim Kardashian, who is better known for her social life, sex tape scandal, feud with radio personality Ana Kasparian, and her role on the E! reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

In the picture: Kim on the cover of Playboy.

3> She’s always been hot, motherhood notwithstanding. And her hotness has been celebrated and acknowledged in Maxim’s Hot 100 selection, AskMen’s 99 Most Desirable Women in 2006 and FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World in 2007.

In the picture: Alba in a scene from The Love Guru.

4> Unlike Pamela, this British model’s assets have not been surgically uplifted thus earning them the title of ‘the most beautiful all-natural pair in Britain.’

Lucy on the cover of Raph magazine.

5> The queen of hotness still reigns. Let’s see if the newly single star of Transformers [she called off her engagement with fiance Brian Austin Green] can maintain FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World.

Megan on the cover of FHM magazine.

Source: Rediff

You all must be knowing that in our group champ is often referred as “DOG” or “KUTTA”. This is partly because his face is so much similar to that of dogs!!(See image)

(No insult meant to dogs though )

This weekend Champ, Satan and our very own Nanhe met at Marine Drive where they were having complete fun. There is so much happening in Satan’s and Nanhe’s life but our champ is still lagging far and far behind. This bloody dog was very jealous watching his “brothers” going around at Marine Drive. The champ was furious with the “privileges” being enjoyed by his “brothers”.
He was very upset seeing all this:

1> His “brothers” were chained but they were walking with few really hot chics while our champ still goes with satan and nanhe. Will you believe this, This bloody “dog” has turned into a gay!!
2> His other regret was that his “brothers” are living in and around the town area. They come every evening for walk while champ finds time only on weekends!!
3> An unoffical “survey” says that on an average a family spends around Rs 500/- to Rs 1000/- per day on fooding of his “brothers” while our champ is still trying to find ways to earn two meals a day. This is champ’s expediture for a month. मेरे लिए कुछ भी रूखा सूखा मिल जाए बस बहुत होता है! और यह यहाँ पर राजा की तरह जीते हैं!!
4> He is also not happy that few of his “brothers” have appeared for TV Commercials while a camera gets virus whenever his photo is clicked!!
5> His “brothers” roam around with sexy aunties, go on drive in luxury cars and even get chance to sleep with them. Our champ also does the same but only in his dreams. What a big looser he is!!

But the problem with our champ is that he does not understands that in this society there is a big gap between the one who have and have not. Our champ belongs to the former category and can be compared to stray dogs and it is legal to kill them. His “brothers” are the one belonging to the elite group where his “brothers” if owned by some celebrity can make news for weirdest of the reasons.

Ha ha…..

This Valentine’s Day was different for Nanhe. For last 23 years, Nanhe has either celebrated this day with his “boy-friends” or have out and out “opposed” the day as many other organizations do.It is basically a nothing but the frustration that creeps in such people due to no girls in their life. They become so jealous with the ones who have a girl friend!!

But the February 14th, 2009 will be a remarkable day because, Nanhe went with a girl. Would you believe this? Our very own Nanhe went with a girl!!!! It is indeed very shocking and so many of Nanhe’f friends are just not willing to believe.

There are many reasons for the same because despite all the efforts in last 23 years, Nanhe couldn’t get any girl. The people who have spent time with him that how great a duffer our Nanhe is. This bloody idiot literally shivers while talking to girls. So what sudden transformation he has undergone that he has hit the ball out of boundary. It is really very difficult to say and if this news is true then many of  his friends are sure to commit the suicide.

Imagine our stupid Nanhe going around with a girl and we are still hanging with boys.
Have we really turned into gays!!
How come all of sudden Nanhe got so lucky. For last 5 years he has celebrated this day with me and now he has ditched me. If there is girl in his life probably he thinks that we are out classed!!!! Hw is not wrong eithere. Ha ha….
Then How Nanhe got so much courage to give a RED ROSE to a girl. This just does not goes with the “AWESOME personality” of our Nanhe. (pun intended)
I am willing to believe that Nanhe has got a girl. But who so ever that girl is, Is she blind?? or this LOVE IS BLIND.

Sorry but i am still in total disbelief. Right now our champ is with Nanhe and we will wait to listen from him and see if he has any confirmation about this news.

London, Jan 15 (ANI): Despite there being a storm of lucrative offers, the Brit student auctioning her virginity to pay for a master’s degree claims that the man she will choose eventually may not be the highest bidder.

Natalie Dylan, who has a degree in Women’s Studies, wants to pursue a master’s degree in Family and Marriage therapy.

And the student, from San Diego, California, USA, has revealed that one bid for her virginity came from a zookeeper who offered her a live tiger in exchange for her virginity.

She did not elaborate on where the zookeeper worked or how the man might fulfil his promise.

The 22-year-old girl has claimed that her offer of a one-night stand has attracted almost 10,000 men to bid up to 2.5million pounds to have sex with her.

Dylan insisted that she was not demeaning herself by doing that.

She revealed that she got the idea to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, successfully raised money for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.

Talking to The New York Post, Dylan said that the highest cash bid in the auction was with a condition that the act should be recorded on video.

“I’m still getting offers, but I’m not necessarily taking the highest bidder,” The Telegraph quoted Dylan as saying.

She added that a wide range of men were showering attention on her, and some of them are “weirdos”, “those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me” and “lots of polite requests from rich businessmen.”

The auction, arranged with the help of a legal brothel in Carson City, Nevada called Moonlite Bunny Ranch, does not have a closing date. (ANI)

Source: Yahoo

A quick glance in your direction, eye contact, a lean toward you; the guy at work has been watching you for weeks now.

His body language tells you that he is interested in you. But is he really?

Savio D’Silva, relationship and marriage counsellor and body language expert says, “There are sure body signs from men that will tell you that they are interested in you.”

Some of the most obvious ones are:

No He is Not Crying

If he has dilated pupils (i.e. the dark part of the eye becomes bigger when they see you) they are physically interested in) when he sees you that means he is interested and wants to get to know you.

And His Feet Say…

If his feet, are leaning towards you or facing you when he is in conversation with you then he is deeply interested in you.

Read His Hands!

If his hands are on the table with his palms flat on the table when he is in conversation with you then it is a sign of interest. Infact he uses the table to support himself in case he is nervous while conversing with you.

The Elbow Talk

When both elbows are on the table and he looks into your eyes then he is very interested in you and he tries to convey the message through his eyes too.

Eyes On You

If he maintains 60-80 per cent eye contact when looking at you, then he would really like to get to know you better.

Hmm, Not Sure?

If you catch him staring at you through the corner of your eye and he turns away when you look at him that means he is interested but shy of you.

He wants to talk to you, make contact but is afraid of being rejected.

Belly Boy

You find him sucking in his belly every time you pass by? Well then he does want to make a good impression on you and want to seem as attractive as possible when you are around.

A sure sign of interest, he wants to get to know you.

Itchy Chin? No, It is Not

He is talking to you and then he strokes his chin ever so slowly. He could be thinking you think. Yes thinking about asking you out.

Varkha Chulani, clinical psychologist and psychotherapist says, “Besides body language it depends on how the man treats you. The age old saying ‘Actions speak louder than words’ holds true.”

Plan of ‘Action’

Besides the body language, his actions too will tell you of his intentions. If you find that he goes out his way when you are ill, is over concerned about what time you get home, gets you some soup when you are ill and asks if you’ve had your meals on time then he is not just caring, he is looking out for you.

Hold That Thought

Savio D’Silva says that even though his body language may say the above, you need to look at two or three of these actual signs to confirm his interest.

Besides the number of signs you need to see if this behaviour is continuous. If it is a one-off thing then you could be reading too much into it. So look out for the signs. He may not have said anything yet but his body is doing the talking.

Source: IBN

A STEAMY sex session in the morning can keep you in good health, say researchers.

According to a research from Queen’s University in Belfast, a good morning session at least three times a week decreases the risk of heart attack or stroke by half and a regular session improves circulation, thereby reducing blood pressure.

According to a study in New Scientist, a steamy session twice a week enhances IgA, an antibody that provides protection against microbes that multiply in body secretions, reports The Sun.

Morning sex also helps in alleviating arthritis and migraine. It burns around 300 calories an hour that simultaneously diminishes the risk of developing diabetes.

Moreover, an American study involving 300 sexually active women whose partners did not use condoms revealed that they were less prone to de pression.

They’re trendy, career-driven and childfree, yet working singles are the unhappiest lot, says a new Australian research.

The Australian population has been divided by “profilers” into five categories in a bid to understand their lives and issues that impact well-being.

The new social categories are- connected retirees who are happy but possibly poor, financially secure working couples who are well educated, happy and rich; time-pressured couples with children who are stressed but happy; dissatisfied working-age singles who are healthy and successful but unhappy; marginalised Australians who have no money and are the unhappiest of all.

The research, released by the federal Families, Community Services and Indigenous Affairs Department, surveyed 6000 adults questioning ‘clusters’ about work, relationship, finances, well being, health and risky behaviours.

The survey showed working singles are unhappier than retirees, working couples and young families. Researchers noted that the cluster survey was ‘broadbrush’ but significant enough to categorise each group.

The singles group, which had an average age of 33, includes singles who worked full time, earned more than an average income and had fair job satisfaction. Yet despite all of the above, despite good connections with family and friends, they were unhappy about their single status and had ‘low life satisfaction’.

The only unhappier Australians were those on the margins, who include single parents, the unemployed and those with disabilities. Psychologist Evelyn Field says singles working long hours were dissatisfied about having no partner. “They would be anxious, stressed and depressed at times,” The Daily Telegraph quoted her, as saying.

However, Flinders University health and well-being expert, Professor Carol Grbich, said there were two stories about singles. “The survey fits with what has been going on with singles for a long time, but the question is why?” said Professor Grbich. “Certainly, it is the singles who are depressed, who commit suicide at much higher rates,” she added. She says her own children reflect the single status as being in “this transitional stage”.

“My feeling is society is stuck in this transitional stage between coupledom and singledom and its range of other options, but for some people, they don’t adjust (to the single state),” she said.

Source Times of India

Melbourne, Aug 25 (ANI): Finding hard to land a date? Well, Sydney writer Sam de Brito’s new book, ‘Building a Better Bloke’ might just help.

Brito has admitted that he has had his share of dud dates – partly because his past approach to dating involved getting drunk.

But now, he has made a few adjustments when it comes to luring the opposite sex. And he has urged other Aussie men to do the same in his new book.

“I’m not trying to teach men how to be a pick-up artist or a stud, I want to show men how to build self-esteem, build a life for themselves – which in turn will attract women,” the Courier Mail quoted Brito, as saying.

According to the 39-year-old, his generation has lost the art of communicating with women.

“Aussie guys have fallen through the cracks. We like to think of Australian men as bold and confident and a lot of them aren’t,” he said.

He said that for some, the biggest fear in life is approaching and striking up a conversation with a woman.

In this case, he has suggested practice and a sense of humour is the key.

The catchphrase of his book is: “Find a life and you’ll find love”.

“The biggest thing is not to look cool, but to have a life with lots of interests. Become involved in your life, look after yourself, and you’re primed to meet someone,” he said.

He said that good manners and keeping clean are also important.

“Be a gentleman. Respect yourself. Even if you’re funny and charming, you’re not going to get far with a woman if you smell,” he said.

Besides clean sheets and clean fingernails, ‘Building a Better Bloke’ also reminds men of the simple things, like holding a door open for women.

De Brito’s 10 tips for lure woman:

Stay healthy

Don’t abuse alcohol or drugs

Have a job that means something to you

Be busy with your own activities

Be well groomed and clean

Have a sense of humour

Talk to women as individuals, not as a gender

Be a gentleman

Don’t mix with loser friends

Have a clean bedroom, clean sheets – and a lamp to create romantic lighting (ANI)

Source: Yahoo

GOING UNDER the knife to reclaim virginity is a trend that seems to have shifted base from the Middle East to smaller Indian cities.

City doctors say that where almost 80 per cent of surgeries were conducted on those from the Middle East a few years ago, now women from small cities and towns in Maharashtra and neighbouring states – like Surat and Baroda – form the bulk.

If restructuring the hymen can help restructure lives after premarital sex, then hymenoplasty seems to be the right answer. The procedure involves creating a membrane about an inch into the vagina that resembles a natural hymen.

“I get occasional requests from young women who want to know about such procedures. Most of the requests come from small towns or some select communities, where virginity really counts,” said Dr Rishima Pai, gynaecologist with Lilavati and Jaslok hospital.

“With awareness and easy availability, more women are coming forward, sometimes accompanied by family members,” said Dr Milind Wagh, cosmetic surgeon at Dr L.H.Hiranandani Hospital.

“Another reason for the growing trend maybe the costs involved. With the procedure coming for anything between Rs 25,000 and Rs 40,000, those from small town can afford it. The demand from these regions is more because acceptance levels of premarital sex is lower,” said Dr Mohan Thomas, cosmetic surgeon at Breach Candy Hospital.

“It is disturbing but true that women are expected to be the epitome of virtue. As long as it’s her decision, it’s fine. But family and societal expectations to make her appear ‘pure’ is unfair,” said Dr Sharita Shah, psychiatrist at Saifee, Bhatia and Hurkisondas hospitals.

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