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Hindi Poem: When Will I have a Girlfriend? Mera Number Kab Aayega!

Nanhe wrote this poem sometime in 2008-09,

Zindagi ki kitaab mein likha hai kiska naam
Yeh sochkar rehta hoon main pareshaan
Kabhi Kabhi to yeh lagta hai ki kitaab mein ishq ka prishtha hi nahi hai
Kya karoon Doston 22 saal baad bhi jeevan mein ladki nahi hai
Sochta hoon ki un logon mein kya khaas hai
jinko har basant par ek nayi ladki ka saath hai
Dikhta to main bhi bura nahi hoon par kismet hi nirash hai
Aur Jeevan mein har anubhav zaroori hai

Ladki waale kehte hai aish kar rahe ho tum
nahi to hamari jindagi to jahannum hai
Azaad panchi ki tarah gagan mein udd rahe ho
hamaare upar to prateet hota hai ki koi saaya ho
Shikaar hain hum Emosnal Atyachaar ke
Yeh kabakht ishq nikamma banata hai
insomiac, hypertension aur blood pressure badhata hai
Kehta hai ik “aashiq” apne anubhav se
Bache raho iske jaal se!!

Jiske jeevan mein nahi hai ladki
Kehta hai kismet hai apni kadki
Fir hum bhi thehre nawaab ke sheher se
dekhi nahi soorat apni kabhi gaur se
khud ke liye pari chahiye
recession ke daur mein quality chahiye
Bola tha “champ” ne iss waqt experience zaroori hai
Advani ka PM banna aur Tumhe ladki milne ka yeh antim avsar hai
Tay karo aur nikal pado ek haseena ki khoj mein
Nahi to tum par hamesha fresher ka tag rahega
kabhi koi dil mein nahi aa kar basega
Yahi kehte hue hi nikal jaayega yauvan tumhara
Mera Number Kab Aayega!Mera Number kab Aayega!


The Hostel Life: Full of “Bhaks and Fun”

Nanhe lived in the college hostel from the year 2004-08. The time has passed so fast but the memories or as has and his friends say “ADHYAY” are so many that it might not be possible to pen down each of them in this post.
The hostel life for Nanhe started in October 2004 and from there on he has met with various people. Some very interesting and some even more interesting. He and his few very good friends resided in Room No 212 and 312 of the hostel.
The first incident which comes into mind is that of ragging. Ragging was great fun. In one of many incidents, Satan (P S) was asked to put a big “Danda” near Nanhe’s “LING” and was asked to sucked it! In another incident “CHAMP” was made to run from one side of the room to another and was asked to blow horn at various virtual stops. Can you guess how he was supposed to blow horn—- By pressing his butts!!
One when Nanhe, Champ and Rawal Saaheb were walking in the campus when seniors like S Mittal asked all three of them to sit on rostrum near Arts College and pose like the three monkeys of Gandhiji.
Champ was asked to be “Jo bandar dekh nahi sakta” and the champ closed his ears. WoW! said S Mittal!!!!
At that same time Satan was running barefoot with slippers in his hands. Kya Scene Hai!
Then in the second year after Dada left Hiten Jain “Apna Profit” came to Nanhe’s room. In those 2 months there was so much negative energy in the room. The guy cried on every little things. “Aaj Garmi nahut Hai”, “Kuch Samajh nahi aa raha hai”, “Mess ka khaana bahut jhaantu hai” etc etc were his few statements. In August 2005, Satan joined Nanhe’s room and SS joined the hostel. Thereafter started—-एक नया इतिहास जिसमे रोजाना एक नया अध्याय जोड़ा गया……..

1. One Night Nanhe, Rawal Saaheb, Champ were very depressed of having no girl friends while Satan was enjoying the life with Soooooooo Mannyyyyyyy.
Nanhe requested Satan to find him the one girl as well. He readily agreed and next day Nanhe dressed in New Kurta and reached cafe near the hostel. He was made to wait for couple of hours and drank atleast 4 cups of coffee ALONE…….. WTF Man……….
The same night when the discussion was going on, Rawal Saaheb was sleeping but something happened and he suddenly waked and in a very बेचारी condition said to Satan– यार हमारा भी कुछ जुगाड़ लगाओ न……! Nanhe and Satan laughed like anything seeing the face and ishtyle of Rawal Saaheb.

2. While Nanhe and Rawal Saaheb cleaned the room every week and when ever they asked Satan and Champ to clean they will say “कल ही तो लगाई थी, पूछ लीजिये इससे……” They both will team up and continued to enjoy the clean room!!

3. Rawal Saaheb को बीच बीच में कुछ हो जाता था. एक दिनों वोह मोजे पहन कर सो जाते थे तो कभी सर पर रूमाल बाँध कर, एक दिने GYM जाते थे तो एक दिनों दूध पीता थे…….. एक बार Cricket खेलते थे तो अगले दिनों सन्यास गोषित कर देते थे…… Rawal Saaheb was just an amazing personality.
But he was like an elder brother to all 2008 batch people and was very dear to 2,3/12 room.

4. एक नयी भख पेली जाती थी in semester 6th when Rawal Saaheb used to get mangoes for us from his farm. खाने के बाद सबको message किया जाता था………“आम पेल दिया गया है…..”

5. The real fun time was of the exams when all the people ran for some अज्ञातवास to study. Nanhe used to taught new “AASANS” to cope with the examination fun.

6. Remember that SS episode. He was very happy that finally a very sexy girl and his old friend had break off with his BF and was showing interest in SS. Then one night he entered 212 in under wear and said, “हमारा चूतिया कट गया , उसका तो पहले से ही boy friend है” All the roommates laughed a lot that night and enjoyed the SS’s various comments.

7. The “BAAP” of all Bakchodis was when Satan and Nanhe had some very weird argument in night that went on to a bet. In the mid of corridor what happened is known to few. Satan must be laughing reading this. Champ was sleeping that time and rushed out of room and very excitedly told everyone.

8. There was one incident in Rajwadi. Maruti clarified that there is no chicken available today but our dearest Mity continued asking —-“चिकन है चिकन है “. Maruti was irritated badly that time. Yaad hai Mity kuch??

9. Our champ created new records every time. Champ had his semester KT exam and nanhe was going to Churchgate for some work. Champ came down to hostel with Nanhe and just before entrance to the college he said,”रुको मैं भी चलता हूँ “. Nanhe was stunned but then this is so especial about our champ.

10. Why was KK named Babu is also very interesting story. एक बार Babu की मूछों में एक सफ़ेद बाल देखा गया था और उसके बाद उन्हें Babu की उपाधी से नवाजा गया था. समय के साथ साथ वे पूरे कालेज में Babu के नाम से famous हो गए.

11. During the tour of South Africa in 2006, India performed very badly in the ODI series. The Champ was so disturbed by the defeat that he pasted photographs of few SA batsmen/bowler and practised hard looking at them.


Note: If u remember any of our bhakhs then write it in the comments. Lets’ remember all those funny moments.

The Worst Engineer Has Graduated.

So the college life is over as of now for Nanhe. The exams ended on 5th June’08.
Nanhe and all his friends are now eagerly waiting for new phase of life. But what will they do now? Oops! they have completed their Engineering Education. Nanhe doesn’t knows about others but he considers himself to be one of the worst graduate coming from tech institute.
Nanhe is not joking and few instances in engineering itself prove this.
A recent survey showed that the companies in India say that every 26th graduate is unemployable in India. Nanhe happens to be the one of those lucky 26th graduate who have been employed by one of the good companies in the world.
The Roll Numbers 0413101, 0413102, 0413103 and 0413104 enjoyed their term together a lot. A especial thanks to them on behalf of Nanhe for making Engineering an interesting thing.
A very especial thanks to the batch of BE EXTC 2008 batch students and of course Original DIVISION B Rocks!
Marathi Gang!Nanhe still remembers the Chemistry practicals in the first year where we did the practicals very seriously, but once Rajju told that there will be no practical examinations till semester IV and all the seriousness faded away. Since then engineering has been fun with no sincerity in studies and there was fun all time. The Quizzes in the Labs, Mafia, Churree, Cricket, Volleyball (Remember that Competition in Mahalaxmi Hostel), Informalz in Symphony and Nanhe ने सबको बहुत पकाया. Sorry तो नन्हें बोलता नहीं है इसलिए ऐश करो and remember him with all those stupid things and talks that Nanhe did.

Coming back to the topic, now that exams are over and Nanhe feels that he will clear the exams so he calls himself a “GRADUATE” now.
कुछ बहुत ही मस्त मस्त किस्से हुए हैं जिससे पता चलेगा कि why Nanhe is worst!

1. Till date Nanhe has no knowledge of how that bloody transistor works. He did his specialization in ELECTRONICS & TELECOM, Oh My Gooooooooooooood!!

2. Nanhe never performed the practicals in the lab and was on verge of failing practical of WST but because of HSD he was able to clear that hurdle. Nanhe would like to thank HSD here as well. Thankyou Maaaaaaaam!

3. The 5th semester was very good. Nanhe scored 40 in 5 subjects and lost a bet to Rathi. The bet was that Nanhe will score 65+ in FT and the result was so good that he scored————–41!! ज़बरदस्त ! It was in this semester that the famous OMKARA Gang was formed and it is still there and अल्लाह कि मर्ज़ी रही तो ज़िन्दगी भर रहेगा ! जय श्री राम !

4. Nanhe still doesnt knows the programming on Micro Processors and what is the functions of that “stupid” DYNA!

5. The Microprocessor was repeated in 6th semester again with the addition of Memory and it was called Micro Controllers. Oooof!!!! The viva was even more fun. MG Deo asked Nanhe to get out and study and then appear for VIVAs. Nanhe did the WDT in pracs and when was asked question about that in the viva, he was screwed and he gave an entire NEW DEFINITION of Watch Dog Timer.
Ask 0413104, he was there! MG Deo को क्या पता कि नन्हें ने reading याद कर ली थी और वही लिख दिया था !!!!

6. The final year was real indicator of how Nanhe has done in the Engineering. First he was f****d by that Jhakki SNAKY in the oral of DTSP. MDC oral was ok and RADAR external was spell bounded by so many new answers from Nanhe. Nanhe still remembers her face!! That was so soothing because ऐसे उत्तर दिए थे कि उसे भी अपने CONCEPTS से विश्वास उठ गया होगा . Then all records were broken when JMK herself asked “Do you deserve to pass in oral of DCom?”
Nanhe lost the 4 match series 1-3.

7. The final semester was so easy going until March. Then Nanhe and his group realized that अरे हम लोग को project भी करना है in the final years. Then Nanhe and his team executed the code of VHDL but it wasn’t working. So many people came and TRIED to help but in vain. Finally the code was done. But a day before the presentation and Vivas his team came to know that we have developed something different than what was intended!!!! ई कौन चीज़ ……….. कुछ नया ही बन गया बे……!!

8. Then again the season started and this time the series was of 5 matches. All matches were Ok. But you cannot keep Nanhe away from hogging limelight for too long and so he made a new record.
In the oral of OFC, internal was DPK and external was—– OMG that radar female is there again! कोई बात नहीं….आज भी इसका band bajega! And guess what in a reply to one question, Nanhe transmitted two analog signals in an Optical Fiber. Isn’t that great?

Apart from this, in the theory exam Nanhe and number 0413104 never knew any concepts and always by heart everything that came in way of an answer. Luckily there were hardly any conceptual based paper in MU so it was smooth sailing. But when Nanhe looks back, he realizes that what a mockery of Engineering?

The four years have passed and now Nanhe and all his friends will leave for different places for job or higher studies. But it is because of “Telecommunication” that they can still remain in touch with each other. It was fun at KJSCE with so many good experiences and few really very bad and that tussle with the College Management was great!
Nanhe would like to thank all his classmates and all the students who helped him in these 4 years and their memories are etched in his mind forever. Wishing the luck to everyone.

Here is a pic of BE EXTC “B”.

The people who can spot Nanhe, please add your some memorable moment.

Class of BE EXTC 2008Nanhe has dedicated this song from a HINDI फिल्म दोस्ताना : The song is in voice of legendary Kishore Da and Rafi Saaheb!

Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara -2
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara

Woh khwaabon ke din woh kitaabon ke din -2
Sawaalon ki raaten jawaabon ke din
Kayi saal humne guzaare yahaan
Yahin saath khele hue hum jawaan, hue hum jawaan
Tha bachpan bada aashiqaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara

Na bichhdenge mar ke bhi hum doston -2
Humein dosti ki qasam doston
Pata koyi poochhe to kehte hain hum
Ke ek duje ke dil me rehte hain hum, rehte hain hum
Nahin aur koyi thikaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara

Never Wash Your Jeans!!

With ‘Eco-tips for jeans’ the United Nation Environment Program shows us how we can all participate in the fight against climate change by adopting good practices during the use phase of our jeans. Wear your jeans at least 3 times, wash them in cold water, don’t use the dryer or the iron. By following these practices people can consume up to 5 times less energy! By following these rules you can save 240 kwh of energy a year—that’s equal to using 4,000 light bulbs for an hour. A study by a French environmental agency on the ecological impact of a pair of jeans has revealed these startling facts.
JeansNow when me and my friends heard this news we were just ecstatic about it. What a great news it is. We at the hostel wash our jeans once in three weeks. So that means actually we are indirectly contributing to save the planet EARTH. Every time when i never use to wash my jeans my Mom will get very upset with me but now she will feel proud that her son is doing so much for the environment. In fact in the hostel it is just celebration time and we have started a competition as who will emerge winner by not washing the jeans in the entire semester!! A garment has to be maintained, including cleaning, drying and pressing, but the owner can choose how to do this!! We have our own style.

इसी को तो कहते हैं यारों का टशन …..
Moreover we never iron our jeans as well coz our IRON is always out of order. By not doing so we have given a new style of “Wrinkle Jeans” and mind you it has become immensely popular on our campus. I almost never wash my jeans and I love the way they’ve broken in. It’s my dirty little secret, but it gives great results!!
So my fellow friend if you are still washing your jeans stop it right now and save the planet.

Wordsworth Uncle, Think Twice before you WRITE!!

Contributed by Nanhesher and Udtacheetah


“WHAT is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?”

The very famous line written by one the greatest poets of all time Mr. William Wordsworth.Mr Wordsworth  wrote these line keeping in mind the then present condition …(April 7, 1770 – April 23, 1850 ) and the
future which was to come after he is gone. But never he knew that these lines will be defied by a chunk of people long after he has left this materialistic world. But that’s aynt his  mistake for how come you
can expect a person to be a so correct  for sighted!!!!!!!!
Mr.Wordsworth  fear is has been proved right  up to 99% by people round the world …but the remaining  1% who still have time to appreciate beauty are proving him wrong by constantly  staring at all the worthless things around them and making the longest possible comments to draw the maximum possible attention towards
himself/herself. Now the million dollar question is who are these people who have dared  to challenge the thoughts of a great poet …give it  a guess…. NOMADS …. .
No wonder that is what a common answer will be by any of us from living a little stress to our common sense but “There is nothing more uncommon than common sense”. But dear let me tell you these people are very much civilized and live in modern buildings built with concrete with some amount of educational backgrounds ….they are
“HOSTELITES “. These people have so much time that they live a life just opposite of “We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work – and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock…. “and if these people are from engineering field then “MASHALLAH”. The daily panorama of their life is surly gonna make you believe that I am not wrong
…. let there be light  on the darkest part of your  knowledge …let
the enlightenment  bestow upon you .
No TimeThe exams are round the corner but there is no excitement in air and
no fear in breath, the don’t care attitude dominates …”come on dude we have
whole 10 days left “ho jayega yaar”.
Anyways for most of us the day begins at 10 am, though the morning alarm was set to make me awake at 6:30am early in the morning, GOD knows when (read nth time ) by mistake i pressed stop button instead of  snooze….Murali my breakfast waala is surely gonna have a heated argument with me and as most of the time i will have to go to canteen
to have the cheapest and the most  healthy breakfast (no  doubt it
will be vada pav & cutting ).  

Its time to read, and of course “newspaperS”….rather i must say its not reading its something else we do …lemme confess it ,its for staring at all those hot chics pics who become heart throb of ours for entire day (i
say entire day coz it will change the  the very next day
). I  make sure
that  none of the newspaper is left not even Guajarati and Marathi, though i don’t know either of them) so that i can bring up surprises then the hottest face of the day is being discussed in the group. Now its time for “56 bhog” lunch in the mess, because of some “performance enhancement drugs” in the food one feels sleepy & goes for “dream run” for at least 2 hours .
Watching galsThe internet is the “biggest companion”of all, the hostlers .If u sit for chatting then you don’t have control over timing … everyone is busy in increasing scraps and number of female friends in their list, those who don’t chat, sit near the window of their room and make comments and “association” with each passerby in
the campus (only gals though, there is a popular belief that boys in
hostel are not straight ….and that’s completely absurd )
. Everyone has got something to say about a particular “item”…”chic” passing  by. Its evening and now lets have tea that takes an hour or so … the search for “bakra” starts and then “uski baja ke rakh di jaati hai”. The hottest and most difficult question of the the day is now debated “what to have in dinner tonight? where?”….the final
result not something very innovative and charming ….RAJAWADI.
..The time is 10 pm and if anyone is seen studying then he is slandered and finally has  to give up his brazen act.

Watching “A” movieThe mad hunt for cinema has started  ….“kaun si dekhi jai” it can be any of those “A”, “U/A” movie …but its highly apparently destined that we will land up with “A” one .

Its almost 3 am and time to go to bed .

That’s the way we have defied the lines of Mr.Wordsworth and it is
highly considered unquestionable!!!!!! Its a normal question why
hostlers don’t do well in exams ….the answer is, where on earth they have time
to study !!!!!!!!!!!!! So much to do in a single day! How come you can
expect these poor chaps to do well….

But still being a
hostler has its own charm, you see we are the one who have the power
to make a  poet think  twice before he writes a line !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!