Voting is our given right,
which men have died to keep.
Voting shows our peoples might,
so our country won’t get into deep.

So come next election time,
go cast your vote with pride.
Voting doesn’t cost a dime,
plus the out come you help decide.

(Written by Bernard Howe)

आओ  इस  दीपावली  कुछ  नया  करें

आओ  इस  दीपावली  कुछ  नया  करें
४  फुलझड़ी  कम  जालयें
उस  कीमत  से
दो  घर  और  रोशन  करें

दीपों  की  जगमगाहट  में
ज़रा  ख्याल  इसका  करें
पर्यावरण  को  नुकसान  कम  से  कम  करें

खुशियों  के  इस  पर्व  में
इक  पल  आँखें  नम करें
याद  शहीदों  के  बलिदान  को  करें
दो  दीप  उनके  लिए  प्रज्ज्वलित  करें

समाज  के  उद्धार  के  लिए  पयत्न  करें
फैली  बुराइयों  का अंत  करें
राष्ट्रीयता  को  अपने  अन्दर  घर  करें
आओ  इस  दीपावली  कुछ  नया  करें !!!!

Nanhe is very impressed with the model who shot to fame during ICC 2011 Cricket World Cup.

This much introduction and you have guessed right: She is bold and beautiful (pun intended): POONAM PANDEY

Ever since Poonam made her comments regarding her wish to strip to cheer for Team India, Nanhe aspires to be a cricketer now! What a sight it will be when she will strip in dressing room and Nanhe would be the part of that mega event. Wow!! Nanhe dreams of that day! ‘We were all born nude. People take nudity as vulgarity. I see it in a different way. If I keep it as an offer for bringing the World Cup to India, which incidentally worked (laughs), I see no harm in it,’ Pandey told IANS in an interview.

Though everyone will agree that Poonam is not a beauty but the desperation to achieve success, fame and money can make her do anything and everything. After all she is proud to have dared to venture in field which has been left untouched: Pornography. Hard core pornography starts from the soft porn acts like this only. Whatever the case may be but the fact is that according to her she is main reason behind Indian Cricket Team’s success.

When India toured England early this summer they performed very badly because Poonam did only lip service. England are here now and team is doing well. The reason for success is “Poonam’s Bedroom Secrets.” This may sound strange but Poonam is confident.

Nanhe feels it would do a good for team if she can be appointed as a coach before Australia tour. As it is BCCI is paying heavy sum to support staff. If she is hired, Poonam can do the role of stress buster for the team. But she will be required to sign a bond because if Australian board pays more money, she might switch side in the mid of tour. After all money is all she is doing for.

If she really wants to do well then she should be sent to Olympics Qualifier with Hockey Team. IHF has spent lot of money to change the fortunes of Indian Hockey. If her videos can give us the ticket London Olympics then we can even ask her for strip so that we get a medal. She has said that she was doing the semi nude scenes for getting a cup after 28 years. Even Olympics Gold has not come to us since 32 years. She will have to take “little more effort” to get a medal in Olympics hockey.

Nanhe has even written a letter to MMS to use Poonam Pandey for revival of the credibility of his government. Even Lalu Yadav can use her as her star campaigner to overturn his fate in the state. All you need is money to pay this “virtuous” model. Bureaucrats may use her as building and succeeding in our diplomatic efforts as they have failed in their job. The intelligence agencies can float her around to have some specific inputs.  Perhaps, with this type of success rate, she can also be crowned as “fate changer of India”. Imagine she getting “Indian of the Year Award” and stripping again on public demand and her known ones get “tears of joy” in their eyes due to the success of Poonam. Emotional. Isn’t!

Nanhe has understood the real motive behind this “great lady” and this is why he is a Genius. The world is busy in crowning her porn star but she is a “true patriot” striving to do so much for this nation. She is giving recognition to her parents, family, friends and above all the nation.

There is saying that everything is fair in Love and War. She has just modified it saying: Everything is fair for Fame and Money.

But the success achieved by this is “Fizzzzzz Success”. Once the gas is gone, cold drink is not worth drinking! Way to go Poonam. Nanhe is already a fan of you seeing your self-proclaimed act of “dareness”.

You truly represent the “real meaning of liberalization” in India. What do the readers think?

जल  रहा  गरीब  है

दृश्य  ये  अजीब  है

जल  रहा  गरीब  है

लपट यह  मेहेंगाई  की

सभी  को  कर  रही  हालाक  है

दो  जून  की  रोटी  भी  अब  तो  यहाँ  दुश्वार  है

देख  बेपरवाही  हमारी  सरकार की

कितना  बड़ा  ये  मज़ाक  है

कहाँ  है  वो  आर्थिक  दर

जिस  पर  सब  को  नाज़  है

चमक  रहा  है  भारत

सबका  यह  विचार  है

दो  जून  की  रोटी  भी  अब  तो  यहाँ  दुश्वार  है

देख  बेपरवाही  हमारी  सरकार  की

कितना  बड़ा  ये  मज़ाक  है

नहीं  दूर  हुई  गरीबी  तो

सरकार  की  ये  दरकार  है

३२  रुपैये  गरीब  की

एक  नयी  पहचान  है

देख  बेपरवाही  हमारी  सरकार  की

कितना  बड़ा  ये  मज़ाक  है

दृश्य  ये  अजीब  है

जल  रहा  गरीब  है

चिंगारी जो दिल में थी अब भड़क गयी है

देश की जनता अब जग गयी है

लिए तिरंगा हाथों में

आज वो सड़क पर उतर गयी है…..

ये  नज़ारा  अद्भुत  है

नव  भारत  निर्माण  की  कोशिश  है

देख  अपने  लोगों  का  जूनून

भारत  माता  भी  सगर्वित  हो  गयी  है

देश  की  जनता  अब  जग  गयी  है….

नहीं  रुकेंगे  नहीं  थकेंगे

बिना  मंजिल  को  पाए

अब  तो  यह  संकल्प

जन  जन  दोहराए

चिंगारी  जो  दिल  में  थी  अब  भड़क  गयी  है

आवाम  अब  जग  गयी  है………….

संघर्ष  अब  ये  मुल्क  का  है

मशाल  जोश  की  अब  आंधी  में  भी  प्रज्वल्लित  है

टूटेंगे  किन्तु  झुकेंगे  नहीं

जज्बा  ये  अब  हर  क़दम  में  है

लड़ेंगे  जब  तक  दम  में  दम  है

चिंगारी  जो  दिल  में  थी  अब  भड़क  गयी  है….

Mil Gayi Azaadi par Inquilab ab bhi Jaari Hai

Naye Bharat ke Nirman Ki Jimmedari ab hamari hai

Nikal aaye hain ham ghar se, mila liye hain jab haath

To Dikhne lagi seyaasat daan ki lachaari hai

Kya karein – wo to bhrashtachari hai

Par ab hamare junoon ke aage unke sab daanv bekaari hai

ukhad fenkna hai bhrashtachar ko jo mulq ki sabse badi bimari hai

Mil Gayi Azaadi par Inquilab ab bhi Jaari Hai……

कारगिल युद्ध

12 वर्ष पूर्व भारतीय सेना ने
नया इतिहास रचा था
कारगिल, बटालिक, दरस की बर्फीली चोटियों से
दुश्मन को उखाड़ फेंका था

३ महीने के युद्ध में
वीर जवानों ने
घर, परिवार और प्राण
वतन पर कुर्बान कर दिया था
रंविरों के देश प्रेम ने
नवीन आयाम लिख डाला था
उनकी गाथा अभिप्रेरण का स्रोत है
शौर्य और पराक्रम से सराबोर है

अस्तित्व वतन का
सरहद के रखवालों से है
मृत्यु को परास्त कर देने
वाले मतवालों से है
नमन करता हूँ मैं
दिया जिन्होंने अपना आज
हमारे कल के वास्ते

आओ उनके जूनून और कर्तव्य परायणता से कुछ सीखें
उनके जज्बे को आगे बाधाएं
भारत का नव निर्माण कर के
मुल्क को नए आयाम तक ले जाएँ!!

1.An institution called LOKPAL at the centre and LOKAYUKTA in each state will be set up.

 2.Like Supreme Court and Election Commission, they will be completely independent of the governments. No minister or bureaucrat will be able to influence their investigations.

3.Cases against corrupt people thus will not linger on for years. Investigations in any case will have to be completed in one year. Trial should be completed in next one year so that the corrupt politician, officer or judge is sent to jail within two years.

4.The loss that a corrupt person caused to the government will be recovered at the time of conviction.

5.Help to common citizen: If any work of any citizen is not done in prescribed time in any government office, Lokpal will impose financial penalty on guilty officers, which will be given as compensation to the complainant.

 6.One could approach Lokpal if your ration card or passport or voter card is not being made or if police is not registering your case or any other work is not being done in prescribed time. Lokpal will have to get it done in a month’s time. You could also report any case of corruption to Lokpal like ration being siphoned off, poor quality roads been constructed or panchayat funds being siphoned off. Lokpal will have to complete its investigations in a year, trial will be over in next one year and the guilty will go to jail within two years.

7.Government appointing corrupt and weak people as Lokpal members won’t be possible because its members will be selected by judges, citizens and constitutional authorities and not by politicians, through a completely transparent and participatory process.

8.The entire functioning of Lokpal/ Lokayukta will be completely transparent. Any complaint against any officer of Lokpal shall be investigated and the officer dismissed within two months.

9.The existing anti-corruption agencies CVC, departmental vigilance and anti-corruption branch of CBI will be merged into Lokpal. Lokpal will have complete powers and machinery to independently investigate and prosecute any officer, judge or politician.

10.It will be the duty of the Lokpal to provide protection to those who are being victimized for raising their voice against corruption.

The present system to fight corruption in India can be described in some points as below -

1.The Anti Corruption Branch and CBI comes under the government. Despite having evidence, it is very difficult to convict people as they have to take permission from the same bosses, against whom the case has to be investigated.
2.No corrupt officer is dismissed from the job because Central Vigilance Commission, which is supposed to dismiss corrupt officers, is only an advisory body. Whenever it advises government to dismiss any senior corrupt officer, its advice is never implemented.
3.No action is taken against corrupt judges because permission is required from the Chief Justice of India to even register an FIR against corrupt judges
4.The functioning of CBI and vigilance departments is secret and hence it promotes corruption.
5.Weak and corrupt people are appointed as heads of these institutions by the government.
6.Citizens face harassment in government offices. Sometimes they are forced to pay bribes. One can only complaint to senior officers. No action is taken on complaints because senior officers also get their cut.
7.Nothing in law to recover ill gotten wealth. A corrupt person can come out of jail and enjoy that money.
8.Small punishment for corruption- Punishment for corruption is minimum 6 months and maximum 7 years.

As you can see, in the present system, there is no deterrent for any public official to engage in an act of corruption. Some of the salient features of the Jan Lokpal Bill are -

1.An institution called LOKPAL in the centre and LOKAYUKTA in each state will be set up. These institutions will completely independent of the governments, just like the Supreme Court and the Election Commission. No minister can influence their investigations.
2.Investigation in any case will have to be completed in one year. Trial should be completed in next one year so that the corrupt officer, or politician goes to jail in two years max.
3.The loss that a corrupt person caused to the government will be recovered at the time of conviction.
4.If any work of any citizen is not done in prescribed time in any government office, Lokpal will impose financial penalty on guilty officers, which will be given as compensation to the complainant. So, you could approach Lokpal if your ration card or passport or voter card is not being made or if police is not registering your case or any other work is not being done in prescribed time. Lokpal will have to get it done in a month’s time.
5.Election of Lokpal officials – What if government appoint corrupt and weak people as Lokpal members? That won’t be possible because its members will be selected by judges, citizens and constitutional authorities and not by politicians, through a completely transparent and participatory process.
6.What if some officer in Lokpal becomes corrupt? The entire functioning of Lokpal/ Lokayukta will be completely transparent. Any complaint against any officer of Lokpal shall be investigated and the officer dismissed within two months.
7.What will happen to existing anti-corruption agencies? CVC, departmental vigilance and anti-corruption branch of CBI will be merged into Lokpal. Lokpal will have complete powers and machinery to independently investigate and prosecute any officer, judge or politician.
8.The punishment would be minimum 5 years and maximum of life imprisonment.

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