2. Pamela Anderson’s iconic pair is very well remembered right from her days as one of Baywatch’s babes, and Paris Hilton’s are remembered from her porn video.
Image: Pamela Anderson stands on the deck of a boat before her wedding ceremony aboard a yacht in St Tropez, France
Photograph: Eric Gaillard/Reuters

3. English Page 3 Girl Keeley Hazell’s pair made her a millionaire. The 22-year-old is also number five in the World’s Sexiest Woman stakes.

4. Liz Hurley, 43, made waves when she was seen in her black low front dress in 1994, while accompanying actor Hugh Grant to the Four Weddings And A Funeral premiere.

Source: Rediff

The choice is very limited and thus the best thing is to go out and enjoy in the oral examinations. Because any how you will be RAPED so its better that you enjoy the RAPE!

Nanhe devised few clear cut strategies which can make sure that you will atleast not fail in an oral exam.

1. Always wear formal dress. Your attire gives you five marks.
2. Comb your hair without oil and always BE CONFIDENT while facing the balls from the opposition. This can get you 5 more marks.

So you need not to do anything if you follow the above two steps.

In case you are lucky then it is possible that you are able to hit few balls for single or double then your total marks obtained will be 5 more. One thing keep in mind while facing “SNAKY” in KJSCE that he is very deceptive. He will ask what have you studied? Then will ask questions from all topics except those you told him you studied.
And never ask him for choices. He has only two choice—- Zero or 1 !!
In an oral exam you often go to crease with 2-3 players and thus you need to make sure that you rotate the strike so that every gets a chance to face a particular “ball” and if anyone connects it then it might fetch you maximum!
Remember, in this game of ORAL exam you need to compliment and enjoy your partner’s success.
If you don’t do that then you are stupid and will cause the harm in the overall scoring of the duo or trio.
Always maintain a nice SMILE on your face, no matter how hard it is getting!
SMILE can definitely fetch you few marks more.
B+ because even if you are unable to play a single ball then you have lifeline. But tat lifetime is very time consuming. Nanhe was offered such a lifeline in AWP and it took him 2-3 hours to complete the DRAWING of 25 antennas but later he score 12 marks. So you must be positive because you will hardly be bowled for DUCK in an oral exam.

So all of NANHE’s juniors and others who will be giving oral examinations, don’t worry and give a best SHOT and enjoy the RAPE!!

Coming back to the topic, now that exams are over and Nanhe feels that he will clear the exams so he calls himself a “GRADUATE” now.
कुछ बहुत ही मस्त मस्त किस्से हुए हैं जिससे पता चलेगा कि why Nanhe is worst!

1. Till date Nanhe has no knowledge of how that bloody transistor works. He did his specialization in ELECTRONICS & TELECOM, Oh My Gooooooooooooood!!

2. Nanhe never performed the practicals in the lab and was on verge of failing practical of WST but because of HSD he was able to clear that hurdle. Nanhe would like to thank HSD here as well. Thankyou Maaaaaaaam!

3. The 5th semester was very good. Nanhe scored 40 in 5 subjects and lost a bet to Rathi. The bet was that Nanhe will score 65+ in FT and the result was so good that he scored————–41!! ज़बरदस्त ! It was in this semester that the famous OMKARA Gang was formed and it is still there and अल्लाह कि मर्ज़ी रही तो ज़िन्दगी भर रहेगा ! जय श्री राम !

4. Nanhe still doesnt knows the programming on Micro Processors and what is the functions of that “stupid” DYNA!

5. The Microprocessor was repeated in 6th semester again with the addition of Memory and it was called Micro Controllers. Oooof!!!! The viva was even more fun. MG Deo asked Nanhe to get out and study and then appear for VIVAs. Nanhe did the WDT in pracs and when was asked question about that in the viva, he was screwed and he gave an entire NEW DEFINITION of Watch Dog Timer.
Ask 0413104, he was there! MG Deo को क्या पता कि नन्हें ने reading याद कर ली थी और वही लिख दिया था !!!!

6. The final year was real indicator of how Nanhe has done in the Engineering. First he was f****d by that Jhakki SNAKY in the oral of DTSP. MDC oral was ok and RADAR external was spell bounded by so many new answers from Nanhe. Nanhe still remembers her face!! That was so soothing because ऐसे उत्तर दिए थे कि उसे भी अपने CONCEPTS से विश्वास उठ गया होगा . Then all records were broken when JMK herself asked “Do you deserve to pass in oral of DCom?”
Nanhe lost the 4 match series 1-3.

7. The final semester was so easy going until March. Then Nanhe and his group realized that अरे हम लोग को project भी करना है in the final years. Then Nanhe and his team executed the code of VHDL but it wasn’t working. So many people came and TRIED to help but in vain. Finally the code was done. But a day before the presentation and Vivas his team came to know that we have developed something different than what was intended!!!! ई कौन चीज़ ……….. कुछ नया ही बन गया बे……!!

8. Then again the season started and this time the series was of 5 matches. All matches were Ok. But you cannot keep Nanhe away from hogging limelight for too long and so he made a new record.
In the oral of OFC, internal was DPK and external was—– OMG that radar female is there again! कोई बात नहीं….आज भी इसका band bajega! And guess what in a reply to one question, Nanhe transmitted two analog signals in an Optical Fiber. Isn’t that great?

Apart from this, in the theory exam Nanhe and number 0413104 never knew any concepts and always by heart everything that came in way of an answer. Luckily there were hardly any conceptual based paper in MU so it was smooth sailing. But when Nanhe looks back, he realizes that what a mockery of Engineering?

The four years have passed and now Nanhe and all his friends will leave for different places for job or higher studies. But it is because of “Telecommunication” that they can still remain in touch with each other. It was fun at KJSCE with so many good experiences and few really very bad and that tussle with the College Management was great!
Nanhe would like to thank all his classmates and all the students who helped him in these 4 years and their memories are etched in his mind forever. Wishing the luck to everyone.

Here is a pic of BE EXTC “B”.

The people who can spot Nanhe, please add your some memorable moment.

Nanhe has dedicated this song from a HINDI फिल्म दोस्ताना : The song is in voice of legendary Kishore Da and Rafi Saaheb!

Rafi:
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara -2
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Kishore:
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Rafi:
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Both:
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara

Rafi:
Woh khwaabon ke din woh kitaabon ke din -2
Sawaalon ki raaten jawaabon ke din
Kayi saal humne guzaare yahaan
Yahin saath khele hue hum jawaan, hue hum jawaan
Tha bachpan bada aashiqaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Both:
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara

Kishore:
Na bichhdenge mar ke bhi hum doston -2
Humein dosti ki qasam doston
Pata koyi poochhe to kehte hain hum
Ke ek duje ke dil me rehte hain hum, rehte hain hum
Nahin aur koyi thikaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Both:
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Kishore:
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Both:
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara

Contributed by Nanhesher and Udtacheetah

“WHAT is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?”
The very famous line written by one the greatest poets of all time Mr. William Wordsworth.Mr Wordsworth  wrote these line keeping in mind the then present condition …(April 7, 1770 – April 23, 1850 ) and the
future which was to come after he is gone. But never he knew that these lines will be defied by a chunk of people long after he has left this materialistic world. But that’s aynt his  mistake for how come you
can expect a person to be a so correct  for sighted!!!!!!!!
Mr.Wordsworth  fear is has been proved right  up to 99% by people round the world …but the remaining  1% who still have time to appreciate beauty are proving him wrong by constantly  staring at all the worthless things around them and making the longest possible comments to draw the maximum possible attention towards
himself/herself. Now the million dollar question is who are these people who have dared  to challenge the thoughts of a great poet …give it  a guess…. NOMADS …. .
No wonder that is what a common answer will be by any of us from living a little stress to our common sense but “There is nothing more uncommon than common sense”. But dear let me tell you these people are very much civilized and live in modern buildings built with concrete with some amount of educational backgrounds ….they are
“HOSTELITES “. These people have so much time that they live a life just opposite of “We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work – and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock…. “and if these people are from engineering field then “MASHALLAH”. The daily panorama of their life is surly gonna make you believe that I am not wrong
…. let there be light  on the darkest part of your  knowledge …let
the enlightenment  bestow upon you .
The exams are round the corner but there is no excitement in air and
no fear in breath, the don’t care attitude dominates …”come on dude we have
whole 10 days left “ho jayega yaar”.
Anyways for most of us the day begins at 10 am, though the morning alarm was set to make me awake at 6:30am early in the morning, GOD knows when (read nth time ) by mistake i pressed stop button instead of  snooze….Murali my breakfast waala is surely gonna have a heated argument with me and as most of the time i will have to go to canteen
to have the cheapest and the most  healthy breakfast (no  doubt it
will be vada pav & cutting ).  
Its time to read, and of course “newspaperS”….rather i must say its not reading its something else we do …lemme confess it ,its for staring at all those hot chics pics who become heart throb of ours for entire day (i
say entire day coz it will change the  the very next day ). I  make sure
that  none of the newspaper is left not even Guajarati and Marathi, though i don’t know either of them) so that i can bring up surprises then the hottest face of the day is being discussed in the group. Now its time for “56 bhog” lunch in the mess, because of some “performance enhancement drugs” in the food one feels sleepy & goes for “dream run” for at least 2 hours .
The internet is the “biggest companion”of all, the hostlers .If u sit for chatting then you don’t have control over timing … everyone is busy in increasing scraps and number of female friends in their list, those who don’t chat, sit near the window of their room and make comments and “association” with each passerby in
the campus (only gals though, there is a popular belief that boys in
hostel are not straight ….and that’s completely absurd ). Everyone has got something to say about a particular “item”…”chic” passing  by. Its evening and now lets have tea that takes an hour or so …..now the search for “bakra” starts and then “uski baja ke rakh di jaati hai”. The hottest and most difficult question of the the day is now debated “what to have in dinner tonight? where?”….the final
result not something very innovative and charming ….RAJAWADI...The time is 10 pm and if anyone is seen studying then he is slandered and finally has  to give up his brazen act.

The mad hunt for cinema has started  ….“kaun si dekhi jai” it can be any of those “A”, “U/A” movie …but its highly apparently destined that we will land up with “A” one .

Its almost 3 am and time to go to bed .

That’s the way we have defied the lines of Mr.Wordsworth and it is
highly considered unquestionable!!!!!! Its a normal question why
hostlers don’t do well in exams ….the answer is, where on earth they have time
to study !!!!!!!!!!!!! So much to do in a single day! How come you can
expect these poor chaps to do well….!!!!!!

But still being a
hostler has its own charm, you see we are the one who have the power
to make a  poet think  twice before he writes a line !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!