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Reasons Why BOOBS are awesome!!

Bras are an amazing place to store things, so we don’t need to carry a bag with us.

They’re pretty fun for boys to play with.

Scientifically boobs are very important to keep a girl standing upright.

Boobs can really help in a job interview.

If you’re having an ugly day you can detract the attention form your face.

Only women get to have them.

Boobs have phenomenal powers to control men.

After a long hard day at work nothing is as comforting a resting place for our weary heads as the cushion of a bosom.

Boobs are pretty good for getting you laid.

Hindi Poem: Kyun Ishq ne Dard Diya!

कल  यूही  बातो  बात  में  चैम्प से  discussion हुआ .
क्यों  इश्क  ने  लौंडे  को  ही  दर्द  दिया
पन्ने  पलट  के  भी  देखा, बेवफा  वही थी
गीत  में, कविता  में,  ग़ज़ल  में  बेवफा  वही  थी
वो  तो  भटकता  ही  रहा,  कहानी  हर  बार  की  यही  थी
लौडिया  की  बेवफाई  ने  बहुतो को रुलाया
हम  तो  गम  में  पूरी  तरह  डूबे  भी  नहीं थे
और  उसकी  शादी  का निमंत्रण पत्र  आया

अश्को  की  माला  लौंडे  को  पहनाते  हुए
हंस  कर  घर  किसी  और  के  साथ  बसाया
लौंडिया  बहुत  कमीनी  होती  है
प्यार  की  कसमे  तो  एक  के  साथ  खाती  है
साथ  ही  साथ  back up plan बनाती  है
जूनून  से  लौंडा  ही  मोहब्बत  करता  है
लेकिन  अब ये  हो  नहीं  सकता  कह  कर
लौंडे  को  केला  दे  कर  निकल  जाती  है
Champ ने  शोध  को  आगे  बढाया  तो  नतीजे  में  ये  पाया
लौंडिया  को  पता  है  एक  गया  तो  दूजा आया
liquid ने  प्यार  के  पंचनामा  में  भी  यही  बताया
लौंडिया  ने  तो  सिर्फ  अपना  timepass किया  और  अपनी  market value को  बढाया
चूतिया  तो  वो  लौंडा  था  जो  सच्चाई  भांप  न  पाया
बात  जब  करनी  चाहे  उससे  तो  उसका  नया नया fiance बीच  में  आया
इश्क  के  चक्कर  में  अपना  सब  कुछ  लुटा  आया
पारो सदा  रही  महलों  में  और  देवदास  ने  सड़क  पर  जान गंवाया

एक लौंडिया के लिए तो यही बात सच है
Men are a luxury, not a necessity!!
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Hindi Poem: Sherlyn, Poonam aur Sunny ki Jai!!

Bahut dino baad kal ek “sanskritic” samaroh mein sammilit hua
Karyakram dekhne upraant hatprabh reh gaya
kalakaron ka hunar kaabil-e-tareef tha
Aisa sama baandha ki har koi apni jagah par chipak gaya
kalakaron ne apna parichay karwaya aur bahut gyaan baanta
Poonam ne bharat ko Cricket mein champion banaya
Sherlyn ki playboy mein chapi tasveeron ne bharat ka naam roshan kiya
Sunny ne videsh mein rehte hue bollywood ke director ka dhyaan aakarshit kiya
unhone bataya ki kaise unhone apni numaaish kar kaamyabi ka “shikhar” chua
aur kaise wo nagnta failaate hue gaurvanvit mehsoos karti hain
jyon jyon Sherlyn, Poonam aur Sunny ne apna vastra-haran kiya
tyon tyon imaan dolne laga
do pal ka saath paane ka swapn dil paalne laga
aisa pradarshan ki prekshagrah mein sannata pasar gaya
pal do pal ki hulchal aur fir shithilta cha gayi
par baanvra mann abhi bhi lalaayit tha
kya kahein doston, kya nazaara tha
banaane waale ne husn to diya in “adarsh naariyon” ko
par gairat dena bhool gaya
lekin isi bahaane hamara bhala ho gaya!!

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Hindi Poem: Desh Bech Khayenge!

walmart-tesco-carrefour-indiaभारत  नीलामी  का  इरादा  जबसे  पक्का किया  है
महामौन सिंह  के  मुख  से  अलफ़ाज़  निकलने  लगे  हैं
Walmart Carrefour Tesco के  भारत  प्रवेश  के  लिए  कुछ  भी  कर  जायेंगे
ज़रुरत  पड़ी  तो  भारत  बेच  खायेंगे
हमने  लूटा  तो  बहुत  पर  भूख अभी बाकी है
कोयले  की  खदानों  से  निकला  धन  अभी  नाकाफी  है
अब  तो  reforms के  नाम  पर  चपत  लगायेंगे
विदेशी  कम्पनियों  से  dollar  में  कमाएंगे
जहन्नुम  में  जाए  देश  हम  तो  अमेरिका  का  पकड़  कर  हिलाएंगे
लोग  एक  दो  महीने  सड़क  पर  मोर्चा  निकालेंगे  फिर  adjust हो  जायेंगे
हर  बार  की  तरह  इस  बार  भी  कुछ  नहीं  होगा
यही  सोचकर  सभी  अपने  घर  में  दुबक  कर  रह  जायेंगे
मीडिया  वाले  वाद -विवाद  प्रतियोगिता  करवा  कर  TRP बढ़ाएंगे
लेकिन समाधान नहीं बता पायेंगे
और  इंडिया  की  हालत  को  गाली  देते हुए  चुप-चाप  रह  जायेंगे
पर  अपनी  comfort zone से  बहार  हम  कभी  नहीं  आयेंगे
जिनको  अभी  भी  फर्क  नहीं  पड़ता  वो  क्या  घंटा  देश  बनायेंगे
चलिए  अब  बहुत  वक़्त  ज़ाया  हो  गया  अब  अमेरिका  में  ही  स्वतंत्रता  दिवस  मनाएंगे!!

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Sachin’s Dismissal in IPL: Another Controversy!!

Hey guys,

Watch this video (it is the live coverage of the match between Mumbai Indians and Deccan Chargers in the recently concluded IPL, which happened on Sachins bday i guess)

See the video at 48mts 18 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ieEiFAvXY&feature=channel_video_title
This is where Sachin gets caught out, the umpire wants to check for the no ball.
The first two angles for viewing the bowler Amit Mishra’s foot are inconclusive, so the third angle decides it, but look closely at the third angle and dont you find something odd in it???
Amazing isnt it?
Sachin is shown on the non striker of third replay…. some blunder led to Sachin’s dismissal…on his Birthday…..

Poem: Jai Khalifa!!

Aaj kai mahino baad khalifa ke 4 sadasya saath hue

Kisse, baatein or tarane saath hue

2 din mein kuch purani yaadein taaza hui

Aur kuch naye adhyaye jode gaye.

Guru aur Chaturvedi ke Mumbai ke pehle safar ko Tulla ne “10 min walking” se haseen kiya

To PD ke hamesha ki late lateefi ne uss ko aur haseen kar diya

Siddhi Vinayak, Mahalaxmi aur Haji Ali par maatha tikaya gaya

Marine Drive Par Saagar ko door se nihara gaya

Bandstand par samundar ko chua gaya

Aur kuch haseen pal ko jeevan bhar camera mein qaid kiya gaya

Guru ne apne “Ho Sakne Wale” Prem se milaap kiya

to Chaturvedi ne Bhabhi ke liye Linking Road se Hand bag hathiya liya

Tulla ne jeevan mein pehli baar Levis ki Shirt utha liya

Pd ne yeh sara waqt Juice peene mein guzaar diya.

Ghar, Zindagi, naukri aur chokri par gahan shodh hua

Par Chokri ne sabko jod diya

Non Strikers ne Strikers ko saraha

To Strikers ne Non Strikers ko sahi bata diya

Hansi-Mazaak ne sama baandh diya

Yaaron ki yeh mehfil yun hi jamti rahe

Aur Khalifaon ki yeh dosti nayi unchaai par chadhti rahe

Masti to bahut ki par

Kuch Logon ki kami bahut khali

Ummed hai ki jald hi hum sabhi fir se milenge

Jo kami reh gayi use poora kar daalenge.

Jai Khalifa!!

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Poem: Sansad ke 60 Saal!

आज सदन ने ६० साल पूरे किये हैं

इस अवसर पर विशेष बैठक बुलाई गयी

सांसदों के बौद्धिक कथनों को सुनकर मैं हैरान हो गया

अरे एक ही दिन में ये परिवर्तन कैसे आ गया

कल ही तो सभी एक ६३ साल पुराने कार्टून पर गुर्रा रहे थे

आज वही संसद की गरिमा की बात कर रहे थे

हैरान परेशान मैंने चैम्प को फोन लगाया

पूछा भाई एकता को देखा

कौनसी एकता: मुंबई वाली या लखनऊ वाली

मैंने कहा नहीं यार दिल्ली वाली

दिल्ली में हम किसी एकता को जानते है क्या?

नहीं भाई आज ही दिखी है संसद में

संसद में?

हाँ भाई संसद में, वो भी सांसदों के बीच

क्या बात कर रहा है

सही बात कर रहा हूँ, वो भी सबके सामने

यकीन नहीं होता

पहले तो ये एकता सिर्फ खुद की

तनख्वा और भत्ते बढ़ाने के लिए दिखती थी,

वो भी परदे के पीछे

आज ये बदलाव कैसे आ गया?

संसद के ६०वी वर्षगाँठ पर

देश को फिर से “बनाने” का प्रोग्राम है

तभी तो गरिमा का प्रस्ताव भी पारित हो गया

यार अब ये गरिमा कहाँ से आ गयी?

कहीं ये वही गरिमा तो नहीं

जिसे २००८ में अमर सिंह संसद से बाहर फेंक कर आया था

हाँ भाई ये वही वाली है

और सांसदों ने ये भी कसम खायी है की

वो संसद की कार्यवाही में बाधा नहीं डालेंगे

ऐसा तो मुमकिन ही नहीं है

क्यूँ यार?

अगर संसद स्थगित नहीं होगी तो वहां बैठ कर हमारे संसद करेंगे क्या

उनके पास तो सिर्फ अपनी प्रगति की नीति और प्रस्ताव हैं

देश उन्नति और सेवा की बात करनी पड़ी तो वे अटपटा महसूस करेंगे

देश से तो उनका मीलों तक कोई नाता नहीं है भाई

संसद स्थगित, सांसद बाहर,

चाय-पकौड़े खाए, जनता के पैसे उड़ाए और संसद सत्र समाप्त!

६० सालों में लोकतंत्र में बदलाव आया है

सांसदों के व्यवहार और सोच में बदलाव आया है

देश सेवा की परिभाषा में बदलाव आया है

देश-उन्नति की बात अब बेमानी लगती है

दुआ करता हूँ की सांसदों में शर्म आये

अपनी नहीं तो संसद की लाज बचाएँ!!

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Nehru-Gandhi: Obsession with Name!

This post was on Facebook written by Awadhesh Dixit. Found it worth posting so Nanhe decided to bring in the notice to all.

ये भगत सिहं किस गद्दार का नाम था ? ? ?

क्या किया उसने ? ??

भरी जवानी में देश के लिये फ़ासी चढ़ गया ? ?

तो हम क्या करें ? ? ?

ये उधम सिहं कौन मूर्ख था ? ?

जरनल डायर को उसी के देश लंदन जा कर मार कर आया ? ? ?

तो हम क्या करें ? ? ?

ये खुदी राम बोस कौन था ? ?

ये बाबू गेणू कौन था ? ? ?

ये नाना साहब पेशवा कौन था ? ? ?

ये झांसी की रानी कौन थी ? ?

ये महाराजा रंजीत सिहं कौन था ? ? ?

ये मंगल पांडे कौन था ? ?

ये सुभाष चंद्र बोस कौन थ ? ? ?

ये लाला लाजपत राय कौन था ? ??

ये माहाराणा प्रताप कौन थ ? ? ?

ये विपिन चंद्र पाल कौन था ? ??

बाल गंगाधर तिलक कौन था ????

ये वीर सावरकर कौन था ? ???

ये चंद्र शेखर आजाद कौन था ? ?

हम तो इनमे से किसी को नहीं जानते ।

हम तो सिर्फ़ नेहरु- गांधी खानदान को ही जानते है उन्ही के नाम से सारा देश चलेगा ? ?

The …following are some of the Government Schemes and

Projects that have been named after the Nehru-Gandhi family.

(((Central Government Schemes))))

1. Rajiv Gandhi Grameen Vidyutikaran Yojana, Ministry of Power

2. Rajiv Gandhi National Drinking Water Mission (RGNDWM)

3. Rajiv Gandhi National Crèche Scheme

4. Rajiv Gandhi Udyami Mitra Yojana

5. Indira Awas Yojana, Ministry of

Rural Areas and Environment

6. Indira Gandhi National Old Age Pension Scheme

7. Jawaharlal Nehru Urban Renewal Mission, Ministry of Urban

8. Jawaharlal Nehru Rojgar Yojna

9. Rajiv Gandhi Shramik Kalyan Yojna

10. Indira Gandhi Canal Project, Funded by World Bank

11. Rajiv Gandhi Shilpi Swasthya Bima Yojana,

12. Indira Vikas Patra

(((State Government Schemes)))

1. Rajiv Gandhi Rehabilitation Package

2. Rajiv Gandhi Social Security Scheme for poor people

3. Rajiv Ratna Awas Yojna

4. Rajiv Gandhi Prathamik Shiksha Mission , Raigarh

5. Rajiv Gandhi Shiksha Mission, Madhya Pradesh

6. Rajiv Gandhi Mission on Food Security , Madhya Pradesh

7. Rajiv Gandhi Mission on Community Health, Madhya Pradesh

8. Rajiv Gandhi Rural Housing Corporation Limited (a Govt Company)

9. Rajiv Gandhi Tourism Development Mission, Rajasthan

10. Rajiv Gandhi Computer Literacy Programme, Assam

11. Rajiv Gandhi Swavlamban Rojgar Yojana, Govt. of NCT of Delhi

12. Rajiv Gandhi Mobile Aids Counseling and Testing Services

13. Rajiv Gandhi Vidyarthi Suraksha Yojana, Maharashtra

14. Rajiv Gandhi Mission for Water Shed Management, M.P.

15. Rajiv Gandhi Food Security Mission for Tribal Areas, MP

16. Rajiv Gandhi Home for Handicapped, Pondicherry

17. Rajiv Gandhi Breakfast Scheme, Pondicherry

18. Rajiv Gandhi Akshay Urja Divas, Punjab

19. Rajiv Gandhi Artisans Health and Life Insurance Scheme, Tamil Nadu

20. Rajiv Gandhi Zopadpatti and Nivara Prakalpa, Mumbai

21. Rajiv Arogya Sri programme , Gujrat State Govt. Scheme

22. Rajiv Gandhi Abhyudaya Yojana, AP

23. Rajiv Gandhi Computer Saksharta Mission, Jabalpur

24. Rajiv Gandhi Bridges and Roads Infrastructure Development Haryana

25. Rajiv Gandhi Gramin Niwara Prakalp, Maharashtra Govt.

26. Indira Gandhi Utkrishtha Chhattervritti Yojna Himachal Pradesh

27. Indira Gandhi Women Protection Scheme, Maharashtra Govt.

28. Indira Gandhi Prathisthan, Housing and Urban Planning, UP Govt

29. Indira Kranthi Patham Scheme, Andhra Pradesh

30. Indira Gandhi Nahar Pariyojana, State Govt. Scheme

31. Indira Gandhi Vruddha Bhumiheen Shetmajoor Anudan Yojana, Maharashtra

32. Indira Gandhi Nahar Project (IGNP), Jaisalmer, Govt. of Rajasthan

33. Indira Gandhi Niradhar Yojna, Govt. of Maharashtra

34. Indira Gandhi kuppam, State Govt. Welfare Scheme for Tsunami

35. Indira Gandhi Drinking Water Scheme-2006, Haryana Govt.

36. Indira Gandhi Niradhar Old, Landless, Destitute women Maharashtra Govt.

37. Indira Gandhi Women Protection Scheme , Maharashtra Govt.

38. Indira Gaon Ganga Yojana, Chattisgarh

39. Indira Sahara Yojana , Chattisgarh

40. Indira Soochna Shakti Yojana, Chattisgarh

41. Indira Gandhi Balika Suraksha Yojana , HP

42. Indira Gandhi Garibi Hatao Yojana (DPIP), MP

43. Indira Gandhi super thermal power project , Haryana Govt.

44. Indira Gandhi Water Project, Haryana Govt.

45. Indira Gandhi Sagar Project, Bhandara District Gosikhurd Maharashtra

46. Indira Jeevitha Bima Pathakam, AP Govt

47. Indira Gandhi Priyadarshani Vivah Shagun Yojana, Haryana Govt.

48. Indira Mahila Yojana Scheme, Meghalaya Govt

49. Indira Gandhi Calf Rearing Scheme, Chhattisgarh Govt.

50. Indira Gandhi Priyadarshini Vivah Shagun Yojana, Haryana Govt.

51. Indira Gandhi Calf Rearing Scheme, The government of Andhra

52. Indira Gandhi Landless Agriculture Labour scheme, Maharashtra Govt.

(((Sports/ Tournaments/ Trophies)))

1. Rajiv Gandhi Gold Cup Kabaddi Tournament

2. Rajiv Gandhi Sadbhavana Run

3. Rajiv Gandhi Federation Cup boxing championship

4. Rajiv Gandhi International tournament (football)

5. NSCI – Rajiv Gandhi road races, New Delhi

6. Rajiv Gandhi Boat Race, Kerala

7. Rajiv Gandhi International Artistic Gymnastic Tournament

8. Rajiv Gandhi Kabbadi Meet

9. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Roller Skating Championship

10. Rajiv Gandhi memorial marathon race, New Delhi

11. Rajiv Gandhi International Judo Championship, Chandigarh

12. Rajeev Gandhi Memorial Trophy for the Best College, Calicut

13. Rajiv Gandhi Rural Cricket Tournament, by Rahul Gandhi in Amethi

14. Rajiv Gandhi Gold Cup (U-21), football

15. Rajiv Gandhi Trophy (football)

16. Rajiv Gandhi Award for Outstanding Sportspersons

17. All Indira Rajiv Gandhi Basketball(Girls) Tournament, Delhi

18. All India Rajiv Gandhi Wrestling Gold Cup, organized by Delhi State

19. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Jhopadpatti Football Tournament, Rajura

20. Rajiv Gandhi International Invitation Gold Cup Football, Jamshedpur

21. Rajiv Gandhi Mini Olympics, Mumbai

22. Rajiv Gandhi Beachball Kabaddi Federation

23. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Trophy Prerana Foundation

24. International Indira Gandhi Gold Cup Tournament

25. Indira Gandhi International Hockey Tournament

26. Indira Gandhi Boat Race

27. Jawaharlal Nehru International

Gold Cup Football Tournament.

28. Jawaharlal Nehru Hockey Tournament.

(((Stadium))))

1. Indira Gandhi Sports Complex, Delhi

2. Indira Gandhi Indoor Stadium, New Delhi

3. Jawaharlal Nehru Stadium, New Delhi

4. Rajiv Gandhi Sports Stadium, Bawana

5. Rajiv Gandhi National Football Academy, Haryana

6. Rajiv Gandhi AC Stadium, Vishakhapatnam

7. Rajiv Gandhi Indoor Stadium, Pondicherry

8. Rajiv Gandhi Stadium, Nahariagun, Itanagar

9. Rajiv Gandhi Badminton Indoor Stadium, Cochin

10. Rajiv Gandhi Indoor Stadium, Kadavanthra,Ern akulam

11. Rajiv Gandhi Sports Complex , Singhu

12. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Sports Complex, Guwahati

13. Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Hyderabad

14. Rajiv Gandhi Indoor Stadium, Cochin

15. Indira Gandhi Stadium, Vijayawada, Andhra Pradesh

16. Indira Gandhi Stadium, Una, Himachal Pradesh

17. Indira Priyadarshini Stadium, Vishakhapatnam

18. Indira Gandhi Stadium, Deogarh, Rajasthan

19. Gandhi Stadium, Bolangir, Orissa

(((Airports/ Ports)))

1. Rajiv Gandhi International Airport, New Hyderabad, A.P.

2. Rajiv Gandhi Container Terminal, Cochin

3. Indira Gandhi International Airport, New Delhi

4. Indira Gandhi Dock, Mumbai

5. Jawaharlal Nehru Nava Sheva Port Trust, Mumbai

((((Universitie s/ Education Institutes)))

1. Rajiv Gandhi Indian Institute of Management, Shilong

2. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Aeronautics, Ranchi, Jharkhand

3. Rajiv Gandhi Technical University, Gandhi Nagar, Bhopal, M.P.

4. Rajiv Gandhi School of Intellectual Property Law, Kharagpur, Kolkata

5. Rajiv Gandhi Aviation Academy, Secundrabad

6. Rajiv Gandhi National University ofLaw, Patiala, Punjab

7. Rajiv Gandhi National Institute of Youth Development, Tamil Nadu

8. Rajiv Gandhi Aviation Academy, Begumpet, Hyderabad, A.P

9. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Technology, Kottayam, Kerala

10. Rajiv Gandhi College of Engineering Research&Techno logy, Maharashtra

11. Rajiv Gandhi College of Engineering, Airoli, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra

12. Rajiv Gandhi University, Itanagar, Arunachal Pradesh

13. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Technology, Chola Nagar, Bangalore, Karnataka

14. Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya , Gandhi Nagar, Bhopal, M.P.

15. Rajiv Gandhi D.e.d. College, Latur, Maharashtra

16. Rajiv Gandhi College, Shahpura, Bhopal

17. Rajiv Gandhi Foundation, Rajiv Gandhi Institute, New Delhi

18. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Petroleum Technology, Raebareli, U.P.

19. Rajiv Gandhi Homeopathic Medical College, Bhopal, M.P.

20. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Post Graduate Studies, East Godavari District, A.P.

21. Rajiv Gandhi College of Education, Thumkur, Karnataka

22. Rajiv Gandhi College of Veterinary&Anim al Sciences, Tamil Nadu

23. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of IT and Biotechnology, Bhartiya Vidhyapeeth

24. Rajiv Gandhi High School, Mumbai, Maharashtra

25. Rajiv Gandhi Group of Institutions, Satna, M.P.

26. Rajiv Gandhi College of Engineering, Sriperumbudur, Tamil Nadu

27. Rajiv Gandhi Biotechnology Centre, R.T.M., Nagpur University

28. Rajiv Gandhi Centre for Biotechnology, Thiruvananthapu ram, Kerala

29. Rajiv Gandhi Mahavidyalaya, Madhya Pradesh

30. Rajiv Gandhi Post Graduate College, Allahabad, U.P.

31. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Technology, Bangalore, Karnataka

32. Rajiv Gandhi Govt. PG Ayurvedic College, Poprola, Himachal Pradesh

33. Rajiv Gandhi College, Satna, M.P.

34. Rajiv Gandhi Academy for Aviation Technology, Thiruvananthapu ram, Kerala

35. Rajiv Gandhi Madhyamic Vidyalaya, Maharashtra

36. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Contemporary Studies, Islamabad, Pakistan

37. Rajiv Gandhi Centre for Innovation and Entrepreneurshi p

38. Rajiv Gandhi Industrial Training Centre, Gandhinagar

39. Rajiv Gandhi University of Knowledge Technologies, Andhra Pradesh

40. Rajiv Gandhi Institute Of DistanceEducation, Coimbatore, Tamil Nadu

41. Rajiv Gandhi Centre for Aquaculture , Tamil Nadu

42. Rajiv Gandhi University (Arunachal University), A.P.

43. Rajiv Gandhi Sports Medicine Centre (RGSMC), Kerela

44. Rajiv Gandhi Science Centre, Mauritus

45. Rajiv Gandhi Kala Mandir, Ponda, Goa

46. Rajiv Gandhi Vidyalaya, Mulund, Mumbai

47. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Polytechnic, Bangalore, Karnataka

48. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Circle Telecom Training Centre (India), Chennai

49. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Pharmacy, Kasagod, Kerala

50. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial College Of Aeronautics, Jaipur

51. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial First GradeCollege, Shimoga

52. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial College of Education, Jammu&Kashmir

53. Rajiv Gandhi South Campus, Barkacha, Varanasi

54. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Teacher’s Training College, Jharkhand

55. Rajiv Gandhi Degree College, Rajahmundry, A.P.

56. Indira Gandhi National Open University (IGNOU), New Delhi

57. Indira Gandhi Institute of Development&Res earch, Mumbai, Maharashtra

58. Indira Gandhi National Forest Academy, Dehradun

59. Indira Gandhi RashtriyaUran Akademi, Rae Bareli, Uttar Pradesh

60. Indira Gandhi Institute of Development Research, Mumbai

61. Indira Gandhi National Tribal University, Orissa

62. Indira Gandhi B.Ed. College, Mangalore

63. Smt. Indira Gandhi College of Education, Nanded, Maharashtra

64. Indira Gandhi Balika Niketan B.ED. College, Jhunjhunu, Rajasthan

65. Indira Gandhi Krishi Vishwavidyalaya , Raipur, Madhya Pradesh

66. Smt. Indira Gandhi College of Engineering, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra

67. Smt. Indira Gandhi Colelge, Tiruchirappalli

68. Indira Gandhi Engineering College, Sagar, Madhya Pradesh

69. Indira Gandhi Institute of Technology, Kashmere Gate, Delhi

70. Indira Gandhi Institute of Technology, Sarang, Dist. Dhenkanal,Orissa

71. Indira Gandhi Institute of Aeronautics, Pune, Maharashtra

72. Indira Gandhi Integral Education Centre, New Delhi

73. Indira Gandhi Institute of Physical Education&Sport s Sciences, Delhi

74. Indira Gandhi High School, Himachal

75. Indira Kala Sangit Vishwavidyalaya , Chhattisgarh

76. Indira Gandhi Medical College, Shimla

77. Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University, Kukatpally, Andhra Pradesh

78. Nehru Institute of Mountaineering, Uttarakashi

79. Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru Institute of Business Management, Vikram University

80. Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi

81. Jawaharlal Nehru Centre for Advanced Scientific Research, Bangalore

82. Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University, Kukatpally, AP

83. Jawaharlal Nehru Engineering College in Aurangabad, Maharashtra

84. Jawaharlal Nehru Centre for advanced Scientific Research, Bangalore

85. Jawaharlal Nehru Institute of Social Studies, affiliated(Pune , Maharashtra)

86. Jawaharlal Nehru College of Aeronautics&App lied Sciences, Coimbatore

87. Jawaharlal Nehru Institute of Tech, Katraj, Dhankwdi, Pune, Maharashtra

88. Kamal Kishore Kadam’s Jawaharlal Nehru Engineering CollegeMaharash tra

89. Jawaharlal Nehru Institute of Education&Techn ological Research, Nanded, Maharashra

90. Jawaharlal Nehru College, Aligarh

91. Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University, Hyderabad

92. Jawaharlal Nehru Krishi Vishwavidyalaya , Jabalpur

93. Jawaharlal Nehru B.Ed. College, Kota, Rajasthan

94. Jawaharlal Nehru P.G. College, Bhopal

95. Jawaharlal Nehru Government Engineering College, Sundernagar, H.P.

96. Jawaharlal Nehru PublicSchool, Kolar Road, Bhopal

97. Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University, Kakinada, A.P.

98. Jawaharlal Nehru Institute of Technology, Ibrahimpatti, Andhra Pradesh

(((Awards))))

1. Rajiv Gandhi Award for Outstanding Achievement

2. Rajiv Gandhi Shiromani Award

3. Rajiv Gandhi Shramik Awards, Delhi Labour Welfare Board

4. Rajiv Gandhi National Sadbhavana Award

5. Rajiv Gandhi Manav Seva Award

6. Rajiv Gandhi Wildlife Conservation Award

7. Rajiv Gandhi National Award Scheme for Original Book Writing on Gyan Vigyan

8. Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna Award

9. Rajiv Gandhi National Quality Award

10. Rajiv Gandhi Environment Award for Clean Technology, Govt. of India

11. RajivGandhi Travelling Scholarship

12. Rajiv Gandhi(UK) Foundation Scholarship

13. Rajiv Gandhi Film Awards (Mumbai)

14. Rajiv Gandhi Khelratna Puraskar

15. Rajiv Gandhi Parisara Prashasti, Karnataka

16. RajivGandhi Vocational Excellence Awards

17. Rajiv Gandhi Excellence award

18. Indira Gandhi Peace Prize

19. Indira Gandhi Prize for National Integration

20. Indira Gandhi Priyadarshini Award

21. Indira Priyadarshini Vrikshamitra Awards, Ministry of Environment and Forests

22. Indira Gandhi Memorial National Award forBest Environmental&E cological

23. Indira Gandhi Paryavaran Purashkar

24. Indira Gandhi NSS Award

25. Indira Gandhi Award for National Integration

26. Indira Gandhi Official Language Award Scheme

27. Indira Gandhi Award for Best First Film

28. Indira Gandhi Rajbhasha Awards for The Town Official Language

29. Indira Gandhi Prize” for Peace, Disarmament and Development

30. Indira Gandhi Prize for Popularization of Science

31. Implementation

32. Indira Gandhi Shiromani Award

33. Indira Gandhi NSS Award/National Youth

34. Indira Gandhi Paryavaran Pushar award – search n correct

35. Indira Gandhi N.S.S Awards

36. Indira Gandhi award for social service, MP Govt.

37. Post Graduate Indira Gandhi Scholarship Scheme

38. Indira Gandhi Rajbhasha Award Scheme

39. Indira Gandhi Rajbhasha Shield Scheme

40. Indira Gandhi Vision of Wildlife Conservation Zoo

41. Jawaharlal Nehru award for International peace

42. Soviet Land Nehru Award, a cash prize of Rs. 20,000 given to Shyam Benegal in Dec 89, in recognition of the above film.

43. Jawaharlal Nehru Balkalyan awards of Rs.10,000 each to 10 couples by Govt. of Maharashtra (ToI-28-4-89).

44. Jawaharlal Nehru Memorial Fund,New Delhi, for Academic Achievement

45. Jawaharlal Nehru birth centenaryresearch award for energy

46. Jawaharlal Nehru Award for International Understanding

47. Nehru Bal Samiti Bravery Awards

48. Jawaharlal Nehru Memorial Medal

49. Jawaharlal Nehru Prize” from 1998-99, to be given to organizations (preferably NGOs) for Popularization of Science.

50. Jawaharlal Nehru National Science Competition

51. Jawarharlal Nehru Student Award for research project of evolution of DNA

((((Scholarship / Fellowship))))

1. Rajiv Gandhi Scholarship Scheme for Students with Disabilities

2. Rajiv Gandhi National Fellowship Scheme for SC/ST Candidates, Ministry of Social Justice and Empowerment

3. Rajiv Gandhi National Fellowship Scheme for ST Candidates

4. Rajiv Gandhi Fellowship, IGNOU

5. Rajiv Gandhi Science Talent Research Fellows

6. Rajiv Gandhi Fellowship, Ministry of Tribal Affairs

7. Rajiv Gandhi National Fellowship Scheme

8. Rajiv Gandhi Fellowship sponsored

9. Rajiv Gandhi science talent research fellowship

10. Rajiv Gandhi HUDCO Fellowships in the Habitat Sector

11. Indira Gandhi Memorial Fellowships check

12. Fullbright scholarship now renamed Fullbright- Jawaharlal Nehru Scholarship

13. Cambridge Nehru Scholarships, for research at Cambridge Univ, London

14. Scheme of Jawaharlal Nehru Fellowships for Post-graduate Studies

15. Nehru Centenary (British) Fellowships/ Awards

(((National Parks/ Sanctuaries/ Museums)))

1. Rajiv Gandhi (Nagarhole) Wildlife Sanctury, Karnataka

2. Rajiv Gandhi Wildlife Sanctury, Andhra Pradesh

3. Indira Gandhi National Park, Tamil Nadu

4. Indira Gandhi Zoological Park , New Delhi

5. Indira Gandhi National Park, Anamalai Hills on Western Ghats

6. Indira Gandhi Zoological Park, Vishakhapatnam

7. Indira Gandhi Rashtriya Manav Sangrahalaya (IGRMS)

8. Indira Gandhi Wildlife Sanctuary, Pollachi

9. Rajiv Gandhi Health Museum

10. The Rajiv Gandhi Museum of Natural History

11. Indira Gandhi Memorial museum, New Delhi

12. Jawaharlal Nehru museum in Aurangabad, Maharashtra opened bystate govt.

13. Jawaharlal Nehru memorial Gallery, London

14. Jawaharlal Nehru planetarium, Worli, Mumbai.

15. Jawaharlal Nehru National Science Exhibition for Children

((((Hospitals/ Medical Institutions)))

1. Rajiv Gandhi University of Health Science, Bangalore, Karnataka

2. Rajiv Gandhi Cancer Institute&Resea rch Centre, Delhi

3. Rajiv Gandhi Home for Handicapped, Pondicherry

4. Shri Rajiv Gandhi college of Dental Science&Hospita l, Bangalore, Karnataka

5. Rajiv Gandhi Centre for Bio Technology, Thiruvanthapura m, Kerala

6. Rajiv Gandhi College of Nursing, Bangalore, Karnataka

7. Rajiv Gandhi Super Specialty Hospital, Raichur

8. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Chest Diseases, Bangalore, Karnataka

9. Rajiv Gandhi Paramedical College, Jodhpur

10. Rajiv Gandhi Medical College, Thane, Mumbai

11. Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Pharmacy, Karnataka

12. Rajiv Gandhi Hospital, Goa

13. Rajiv Gandhi Mission on Community Health, Madhya Pradesh

14. Rajiv Gandhi Super Specialty Hospital, Delhi

15. Rajiv Gandhi Homoeaopathic Medical College, Chinar Park, Bhopal, M.P

16. North Eastern Indira Gandhi of Health&Medical Sciences, Meghalaya

17. Indira Gandhi Medical College, Shimla

18. Indira Gandhi Institute of Child Health, Bangalore

19. Indira Gandhi Institute of MedicalSciences, Sheikhpura, Patna

20. The Indira Gandhi Paediatric Hospital, Afghanistan

21. Indira Gandhi Institute of Child Health Hospital, Bangalore

22. Indira Gandhi Institute of Child Heath, Bangalore

23. Indira Gandhi Medical College, Shimla

24. Indira Gandhi Institute of Dental Science, Kerala

25. Indira Gandhi Memorial Ayurvedic Medical College&Hospita l, Bhubaneshwar

26. Indira Gandhi Government Medical College and Hospital, Nagpur

27. Indira Gandhi Eye Hospital And Research Centre, Kolkata

28. Indira Gandhi Hospital, Shimla

29. Indira Gandhi Women and Children Hospital , Bhopla

30. Indira Gandhi Gas Relief hospital, Bhopal

31. Kamla Nehru Hospital, Shimla

32. Chacha Nehru Bal Chikitsalaya

33. Jawaharlal Institute of Postgraduate Medical Education

34. Jawaharlal Nehru Cancer Hospitaland Research Centre, Bhopal

35. Jawaharlal Nehru Medical College in Raipur.

36. Nehru Homoeopathic Medical College&Hospita l, New Delhi

37. Nehru, Science Centre, Worli, Mumbai

38. Jawaharlal Nehru Cancer Hospital&Resear ch Centre, Bhopal

39. Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru Institute of Homoeopathic Medical, Maharashtra

(((Institutions / Chairs / Festivals)))

1. Rajiv Gandhi National Institute of Youth Development. (RGNIYD)

2. Rajiv Gandhi National Ground Water Training&Resear ch Inst, Haryana

3. Rajiv Gandhi Food Security Mission in Tribal Areas

4. Rajiv Gandhi National Institute of Youth Development

5. Rajiv Gandhi Shiksha Mission, Chhattisgarh

6. Rajiv Gandhi Chair Endowment established in 1998

7. Rajiv Gandhi Project – A pilot to provide Education thru Massive Satellite Connectivity up grassroot Level

8. Rajiv Gandhi Rural Housing Corporation Limited (Government of Karnataka Enterprise)

9. Rajiv Gandhi Information and Technology Commission

10. Rajiv Gandhi Chair for Peace and Disarmament

11. Rajiv Gandhi Music Festival

12. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Lecture

13. Rajiv Gandhi Akshay Urja Diwas

14. Rajijiv Gandhi Education Foundation, Kerala

15. Rajiv Gandhi Panchayati Raj Convention

16. The Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Educational and Charitable Society, Kasagod,Kerala

17. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial trophy ekankika spardha,Kari Road

18. Indira Gandhi National Centre for the Arts, Janpath, New Delhi

19. Indira Gandhi Panchayati Raj&Gramin Vikas Sansthan, Jaipur, Rajasthan

20. Indira Gandhi Centre for Atomic Research (IGCAR), Kalpakkam

21. Indira Gandhi Institute for Development and Research , Mumbai

22. Indira Gandhi Institute of Cardiology (IGIC), Patna

23. Indira Gandhi National Center for the Arts, New Delhi

24. Indira Gandhi National Foundation, Thiruvananthapu ram, Kerala

25. Indira Gandhi Mahila Sahakari Soot Girani Ltd, Maharashtra

26. Indira Gandhi Conservation Monitoring Centre , Ministry of Envir&Forest

27. Post-Graduate Indira Gandhi Scholarship for Single Girl Child

28. Jawahar Shetkari Sahakari Sakhar Karkhana Ltd.

29. Nehru Yuva Kendra Sangathan

30. Jawaharlal Nehru Centenary celebrations

31. Postal stamps of different denominations and one Rupee coins in memory of Jawaharlal Nehru.

32. Jawaharlal Nehru Memorial Trust(U.K.) Scholarships

33. Jawaharlal Nehru Custom House Nhava Sheva, Maharashtra

34. Jawaharlal Nehru Centre for. Advanced Scientific Research, Bangalore

35. Jawaharlal Nehru Cultural Centre,Embassy of India, Moscow

36. Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru Udyog Kendra for Juveniles, Pune, Maharastra

37. Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru college of agriculture and research, Pondicherry

((Roads/ Buildings/ places)))

1. Rajiv Chowk, Delhi

2. Rajiv Gandhi Bhawan, Safdarjung, New Delhi

3. Rajiv Gandhi Handicrafts Bhawan, New Delhi

4. Rajiv Gandhi Park, Kalkaji, Delhi

5. Indira Chowk, New Delhi

6. Nehru Planetarium, New Delhi

7. Nehru Yuvak Kendra, Chanakyapuri, New Delhi

8. Nehru Nagar, New Delhi

9. Nehru Place, New Delhi

10. Nehru Park, New Delhi Nehru House, BSZ Marg, New Delhi

11. Jawaharlal Nehru Government House New Delhi

12. Rajiv Gandhi Renewable Energy Park, Gurgaon, Haryana

13. Rajiv Gandhi Chowk, Andheri, Mumbai

14. Indira Gandhi Road, Mumbai

15. Indira Gandhi Nagar, Wadala, Mumbai

16. Indira Gandhi Sports Complex, Mulund, Mumbai

17. Nehru Nagar, Kurla, Mumbai

18. Jawaharlal Nehru gardens at Thane, Mumbai

19. Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Hall, Chennai

20. Jawaharlal Nehru Road, Vadapalani, Chennai, Tamilnadu

—————-mere dosto ye list bahut lambi hai puri list type karte karte agla election aa jayega, tab tak or 100-200 nam jud jayenge. Till how long will we have this obsession?????????

Poonam Pandey and Liberalization

Nanhe is very impressed with the model who shot to fame during ICC 2011 Cricket World Cup.

This much introduction and you have guessed right: She is bold and beautiful (pun intended): POONAM PANDEY

Ever since Poonam made her comments regarding her wish to strip to cheer for Team India, Nanhe aspires to be a cricketer now! What a sight it will be when she will strip in dressing room and Nanhe would be the part of that mega event. Wow!! Nanhe dreams of that day! ‘We were all born nude. People take nudity as vulgarity. I see it in a different way. If I keep it as an offer for bringing the World Cup to India, which incidentally worked (laughs), I see no harm in it,’ Pandey told IANS in an interview.

Though everyone will agree that Poonam is not a beauty but the desperation to achieve success, fame and money can make her do anything and everything. After all she is proud to have dared to venture in field which has been left untouched: Pornography. Hard core pornography starts from the soft porn acts like this only. Whatever the case may be but the fact is that according to her she is main reason behind Indian Cricket Team’s success.

When India toured England early this summer they performed very badly because Poonam did only lip service. England are here now and team is doing well. The reason for success is “Poonam’s Bedroom Secrets.” This may sound strange but Poonam is confident.

Nanhe feels it would do a good for team if she can be appointed as a coach before Australia tour. As it is BCCI is paying heavy sum to support staff. If she is hired, Poonam can do the role of stress buster for the team. But she will be required to sign a bond because if Australian board pays more money, she might switch side in the mid of tour. After all money is all she is doing for.

If she really wants to do well then she should be sent to Olympics Qualifier with Hockey Team. IHF has spent lot of money to change the fortunes of Indian Hockey. If her videos can give us the ticket London Olympics then we can even ask her for strip so that we get a medal. She has said that she was doing the semi nude scenes for getting a cup after 28 years. Even Olympics Gold has not come to us since 32 years. She will have to take “little more effort” to get a medal in Olympics hockey.

Nanhe has even written a letter to MMS to use Poonam Pandey for revival of the credibility of his government. Even Lalu Yadav can use her as her star campaigner to overturn his fate in the state. All you need is money to pay this “virtuous” model. Bureaucrats may use her as building and succeeding in our diplomatic efforts as they have failed in their job. The intelligence agencies can float her around to have some specific inputs.  Perhaps, with this type of success rate, she can also be crowned as “fate changer of India”. Imagine she getting “Indian of the Year Award” and stripping again on public demand and her known ones get “tears of joy” in their eyes due to the success of Poonam. Emotional. Isn’t!

Nanhe has understood the real motive behind this “great lady” and this is why he is a Genius. The world is busy in crowning her porn star but she is a “true patriot” striving to do so much for this nation. She is giving recognition to her parents, family, friends and above all the nation.

There is saying that everything is fair in Love and War. She has just modified it saying: Everything is fair for Fame and Money.

But the success achieved by this is “Fizzzzzz Success”. Once the gas is gone, cold drink is not worth drinking! Way to go Poonam. Nanhe is already a fan of you seeing your self-proclaimed act of “dareness”.

You truly represent the “real meaning of liberalization” in India. What do the readers think? :)

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