Bras are an amazing place to store things, so we don’t need to carry a bag with us.

They’re pretty fun for boys to play with.

Scientifically boobs are very important to keep a girl standing upright.

Boobs can really help in a job interview.

If you’re having an ugly day you can detract the attention form your face.

Only women get to have them.

Boobs have phenomenal powers to control men.

After a long hard day at work nothing is as comforting a resting place for our weary heads as the cushion of a bosom.

Boobs are pretty good for getting you laid.