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FAITH can help you in clearing the exams!!!

There is a common saying that “Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.”

During an exam time, you can see so many examples of faith. Nanhe and few of his friends went for a great dinner yesterday night and were just discussing this topic of faith. Though their discussion was all crap but still… actually they never talk anything except crap…

1> Once upon a time during exams Nanhe was so upset and was unable to study for an exam. Three days prior to exam, he lost all hopes to clear all the exams. सारे रास्ते बंद होने के पश्चात् अपने नन्हे मियां भगवान् भरोसे हो लिए…
Then for the next 3 days he went to temple without slipper in his feet very early in the morning. God answered all his prayers and he passed in the exam with the flying colours. Imagine he scored more than what the other guys scored though they studied for full 4 days.

2> Then this bloody dog.. our champ… Once during an examination period, he was “trying” to study. In the morning hours before the exam…. a guy from his batch asked if he has studied XYZ topic.. he told champ that this is very important.. this and that… Our champ was unfazed by all this because he hasn’t studied that… He just said… यह … यह तो नहीं आ रहा है आज…. the other guy laughed but after exam… he came again to champ’s room and said, … यार next exam..में क्या नहीं आएगा वो बोल दे….. कृपा होगी तेरी….

3> In every exam there is one paper which is considered to be the most tough…. when the day of this exam arrives…. the small temple in room/hostel sees rush of “studious” students…. भगवान् यह पेपर निकलवा दीजिये… अगली बार मैं पक्का पढूंगा…please please….

4> The world has changed a lot and now people dont have trust on anyone… not even on God you see…. whenever we will pray to GOd we will always say…. “God if you will help me in clearing today’s exam, i will donate 101/- rupees.” No one will ever promise to donate before… ha ha…. And then if wish is fulfilled we will donate 51/- rupees sayng that God as everything and i need to manage my expense…..

5> Few poeple are so confident during exam that they won’t study even…. they will say…i know i cannot clear… so why to study…. these idiots will study at the last moment and succeed in exam with 40 marks….and when u wil ask them.. they will say…. मैंने परीक्षा पूर्व अपने माता पिता से बात की थी… उन्होंने ने आशीर्वाद दिया था..इसीलिए निकल गया….everytime i pass the exam because of their blessings….

A person who just not believe in faith, he must come and give few exams and he will have full faith in faith…. Comeon friends.. u all must have done the same thing…. and now when u remember u will laugh…. but u wont be able to say whether it is faith or luck….

Birthday? What is that??

Nanhe once asked me—–

Why do we celebrate birthdays? What is it that we are toasting? Is it the fact that we have survived another year against many odds? Are we marking the progress we have made, our cumulative achievements and possessions? Is a birthday the expression of hope sprung eternal to live another year? I’ve been told that I am oddity when it comes to birthdays.  I hate celebrating my birthday.  I always have.  I don’t mind celebrating someone else’s birthday, just mine. This is what Nanhe said.

Actually I also echo the views of Nanhe because, I never find anything very especial to celebrate the Birthdays. There are no specific reasons but still…..I feel there is nothing great to celebrate the Birthdays. So i don’t celebrate but would like to thank all my well wishers and enemies (if any). Because being with them, i have learnt some invaluable lessons.

I’ll wake up tomorrow and embrace another year. Another year with more laughter than tears, more success than failure, more hope than despair, and more love than I deserve. Bring it on!

Oh, and dear Lord, thank you for the gift of this last year, with all its hard-learned lessons, and bringing me through safe and healthy, with my family intact. With your blessings I’ll make it through another.
Thank you all for your wishes.

When the RAPE is INEVITABLE, Enjoy It!

Exam is FUNAs you all know that Nanhe has just given his Examinations and is having a gala time.
The Oral Examinations of the final year of engineering was indeed a big fun, though few call it stress but Nanhe has always called it like a CRICKET Match. Nanhe and his team members appeared for 9 matches in the final year. Moreover, in this game of CRICKET you can hardly do anything when the bowling attack is unknown and they are allowed to bowl “N” number of bouncers in an over.

The choice is very limited and thus the best thing is to go out and enjoy in the oral examinations. Because any how you will be RAPED so its better that you enjoy the RAPE!

Nanhe devised few clear cut strategies which can make sure that you will atleast not fail in an oral exam.

1. Always wear formal dress. Your attire gives you five marks.
2. Comb your hair without oil and always BE CONFIDENT while facing the balls from the opposition. This can get you 5 more marks.

So you need not to do anything if you follow the above two steps.

In case you are lucky then it is possible that you are able to hit few balls for single or double then your total marks obtained will be 5 more. One thing keep in mind while facing “SNAKY” in KJSCE that he is very deceptive. He will ask what have you studied? Then will ask questions from all topics except those you told him you studied.
And never ask him for choices. He has only two choice—- Zero or 1 !!
In an oral exam you often go to crease with 2-3 players and thus you need to make sure that you rotate the strike so that every gets a chance to face a particular “ball” and if anyone connects it then it might fetch you maximum!
Remember, in this game of ORAL exam you need to compliment and enjoy your partner’s success.
If you don’t do that then you are stupid and will cause the harm in the overall scoring of the duo or trio.
Always maintain a nice SMILE on your face, no matter how hard it is getting!
SMILE can definitely fetch you few marks more.
B+ because even if you are unable to play a single ball then you have lifeline. But tat lifetime is very time consuming. Nanhe was offered such a lifeline in AWP and it took him 2-3 hours to complete the DRAWING of 25 antennas but later he score 12 marks. So you must be positive because you will hardly be bowled for DUCK in an oral exam.

So all of NANHE’s juniors and others who will be giving oral examinations, don’t worry and give a best SHOT and enjoy the RAPE!!

The Worst Engineer Has Graduated.

So the college life is over as of now for Nanhe. The exams ended on 5th June’08.
Nanhe and all his friends are now eagerly waiting for new phase of life. But what will they do now? Oops! they have completed their Engineering Education. Nanhe doesn’t knows about others but he considers himself to be one of the worst graduate coming from tech institute.
Nanhe is not joking and few instances in engineering itself prove this.
A recent survey showed that the companies in India say that every 26th graduate is unemployable in India. Nanhe happens to be the one of those lucky 26th graduate who have been employed by one of the good companies in the world.
The Roll Numbers 0413101, 0413102, 0413103 and 0413104 enjoyed their term together a lot. A especial thanks to them on behalf of Nanhe for making Engineering an interesting thing.
A very especial thanks to the batch of BE EXTC 2008 batch students and of course Original DIVISION B Rocks!
Marathi Gang!Nanhe still remembers the Chemistry practicals in the first year where we did the practicals very seriously, but once Rajju told that there will be no practical examinations till semester IV and all the seriousness faded away. Since then engineering has been fun with no sincerity in studies and there was fun all time. The Quizzes in the Labs, Mafia, Churree, Cricket, Volleyball (Remember that Competition in Mahalaxmi Hostel), Informalz in Symphony and Nanhe ने सबको बहुत पकाया. Sorry तो नन्हें बोलता नहीं है इसलिए ऐश करो and remember him with all those stupid things and talks that Nanhe did.

Coming back to the topic, now that exams are over and Nanhe feels that he will clear the exams so he calls himself a “GRADUATE” now.
कुछ बहुत ही मस्त मस्त किस्से हुए हैं जिससे पता चलेगा कि why Nanhe is worst!

1. Till date Nanhe has no knowledge of how that bloody transistor works. He did his specialization in ELECTRONICS & TELECOM, Oh My Gooooooooooooood!!

2. Nanhe never performed the practicals in the lab and was on verge of failing practical of WST but because of HSD he was able to clear that hurdle. Nanhe would like to thank HSD here as well. Thankyou Maaaaaaaam!

3. The 5th semester was very good. Nanhe scored 40 in 5 subjects and lost a bet to Rathi. The bet was that Nanhe will score 65+ in FT and the result was so good that he scored————–41!! ज़बरदस्त ! It was in this semester that the famous OMKARA Gang was formed and it is still there and अल्लाह कि मर्ज़ी रही तो ज़िन्दगी भर रहेगा ! जय श्री राम !

4. Nanhe still doesnt knows the programming on Micro Processors and what is the functions of that “stupid” DYNA!

5. The Microprocessor was repeated in 6th semester again with the addition of Memory and it was called Micro Controllers. Oooof!!!! The viva was even more fun. MG Deo asked Nanhe to get out and study and then appear for VIVAs. Nanhe did the WDT in pracs and when was asked question about that in the viva, he was screwed and he gave an entire NEW DEFINITION of Watch Dog Timer.
Ask 0413104, he was there! MG Deo को क्या पता कि नन्हें ने reading याद कर ली थी और वही लिख दिया था !!!!

6. The final year was real indicator of how Nanhe has done in the Engineering. First he was f****d by that Jhakki SNAKY in the oral of DTSP. MDC oral was ok and RADAR external was spell bounded by so many new answers from Nanhe. Nanhe still remembers her face!! That was so soothing because ऐसे उत्तर दिए थे कि उसे भी अपने CONCEPTS से विश्वास उठ गया होगा . Then all records were broken when JMK herself asked “Do you deserve to pass in oral of DCom?”
Nanhe lost the 4 match series 1-3.

7. The final semester was so easy going until March. Then Nanhe and his group realized that अरे हम लोग को project भी करना है in the final years. Then Nanhe and his team executed the code of VHDL but it wasn’t working. So many people came and TRIED to help but in vain. Finally the code was done. But a day before the presentation and Vivas his team came to know that we have developed something different than what was intended!!!! ई कौन चीज़ ……….. कुछ नया ही बन गया बे……!!

8. Then again the season started and this time the series was of 5 matches. All matches were Ok. But you cannot keep Nanhe away from hogging limelight for too long and so he made a new record.
In the oral of OFC, internal was DPK and external was—– OMG that radar female is there again! कोई बात नहीं….आज भी इसका band bajega! And guess what in a reply to one question, Nanhe transmitted two analog signals in an Optical Fiber. Isn’t that great?

Apart from this, in the theory exam Nanhe and number 0413104 never knew any concepts and always by heart everything that came in way of an answer. Luckily there were hardly any conceptual based paper in MU so it was smooth sailing. But when Nanhe looks back, he realizes that what a mockery of Engineering?

The four years have passed and now Nanhe and all his friends will leave for different places for job or higher studies. But it is because of “Telecommunication” that they can still remain in touch with each other. It was fun at KJSCE with so many good experiences and few really very bad and that tussle with the College Management was great!
Nanhe would like to thank all his classmates and all the students who helped him in these 4 years and their memories are etched in his mind forever. Wishing the luck to everyone.

Here is a pic of BE EXTC “B”.

The people who can spot Nanhe, please add your some memorable moment.

Class of BE EXTC 2008Nanhe has dedicated this song from a HINDI फिल्म दोस्ताना : The song is in voice of legendary Kishore Da and Rafi Saaheb!

Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara -2
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara

Woh khwaabon ke din woh kitaabon ke din -2
Sawaalon ki raaten jawaabon ke din
Kayi saal humne guzaare yahaan
Yahin saath khele hue hum jawaan, hue hum jawaan
Tha bachpan bada aashiqaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara

Na bichhdenge mar ke bhi hum doston -2
Humein dosti ki qasam doston
Pata koyi poochhe to kehte hain hum
Ke ek duje ke dil me rehte hain hum, rehte hain hum
Nahin aur koyi thikaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara


THE MODERN dictionary refers to ‘innocence’ as freedom from sin or moral wrong. We usually think of innocence not as a virtue, but as a so young stage where we aren’t yet aware of evil in the world. This innocence is very easily found in the young one’s and a child. The importance of the virtue of innocence is implied in Christ’s admonition: “Truly, I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.”

In last few days, I was really busy with my final year project, which is still not working with just over a week left for the submissions. Yesterday my project group and I headed to Shivaji Park in Dadar just to take time off from the project thing and enjoy the last days of college life and plan for a farewell blast. We were chatting in a very light mood and just crackling. The people around were looking at us as if we had just come from some mental asylum

Mumbai’s streets are a beggars’ paradise. There are more than 10,000 beggars in the city and at least 50 per cent of them are children. As we went through our discussion, a child barely four-five years old came to us. The child was just too young and was looking at us very joyfully. We asked him to sit with us. He sat very affectionately as if we had known each other for long time. In the course of the conversation, I asked him, “Tujhi aayi aani baba kuthe aahe (Where are your parents?).” He replied that they were begging on the other side of the park. My friend asked him, “You are not afraid of roaming alone?” The boy gave a firm reply “No.” Then I asked him, “Din mein kitna kama lete ho (how much do u earn in a day)?” He said, “30-40 rupaiya bana leta hoon.” My friend said, “Just imagine that he is earning 30-40 from this age and our parents have invested lakhs of money on us and we have slogged it out for 22 years and yet we are not sure where to go.” We all laughed and the boy also joined us but I doubt whether he understood anything.

The boy then asked for some money from us. I asked him to show me how much he had earned that day. He opened his packet, which carried a 20-rupee note and some coins of one and two rupees. I just took my wallet and showed him that I had only 10 rupees and he was having more money than me. The boy then checked my wallet and after a long thought, he opened his packet and said, “Maajha kadun 20 rupaiya ghya (you take my 20 rupees).” Listening to this line, we just couldn’t control our emotions and laughed once again endlessly and later we had tears in our eyes. The tears were not due to the fact that he had offered me 20 rupees but that was because of the innocence of the young boy, who despite having his life in stormy waters, thought of helping me after making sure that my wallet was empty.

The ‘innocence’ of young boy took all the stress from our faces that was there for so many weeks because of the project and other stuffs. We then got a photograph clicked with that boy and he was just too happy and gave various poses for the camera. He looked at his photos with great delight. We then had vada-pav and tea together while he narrated his tormented life in broken Hindi. After that the boy left, but I just realised what a great lesson he had taught me. Smile when you are in pain and the world is yours. The boy said that he had no problem in begging and was enjoying his life and was proud in contributing towards the family income. Sometimes you feel that there is so much sorrow in the life of the other people and yet they take life as it comes and fight it out.

Perhaps this endless struggle motivates us to do something constructive towards the society and the story is same for everyone – one with all the resources and one without any.

Never Wash Your Jeans!!

With ‘Eco-tips for jeans’ the United Nation Environment Program shows us how we can all participate in the fight against climate change by adopting good practices during the use phase of our jeans. Wear your jeans at least 3 times, wash them in cold water, don’t use the dryer or the iron. By following these practices people can consume up to 5 times less energy! By following these rules you can save 240 kwh of energy a year—that’s equal to using 4,000 light bulbs for an hour. A study by a French environmental agency on the ecological impact of a pair of jeans has revealed these startling facts.
JeansNow when me and my friends heard this news we were just ecstatic about it. What a great news it is. We at the hostel wash our jeans once in three weeks. So that means actually we are indirectly contributing to save the planet EARTH. Every time when i never use to wash my jeans my Mom will get very upset with me but now she will feel proud that her son is doing so much for the environment. In fact in the hostel it is just celebration time and we have started a competition as who will emerge winner by not washing the jeans in the entire semester!! A garment has to be maintained, including cleaning, drying and pressing, but the owner can choose how to do this!! We have our own style.

इसी को तो कहते हैं यारों का टशन …..
Moreover we never iron our jeans as well coz our IRON is always out of order. By not doing so we have given a new style of “Wrinkle Jeans” and mind you it has become immensely popular on our campus. I almost never wash my jeans and I love the way they’ve broken in. It’s my dirty little secret, but it gives great results!!
So my fellow friend if you are still washing your jeans stop it right now and save the planet.